CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE

OH LORD KEK,
BRINGER OF LIGHT,
LET CALIFORNIA BE STRUCK,
WITH AN 8.5

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it is done

"I'll see you down in Arizona Bay"

Quake cometh

I hope Kek has enough meme magic power to perform this great miracle

If not he can take all of mine

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Kek I pray to you
California drops into the ocean
I pray for no survivors

PRAISE KEK

Our Earthquake, who art in San Andreas, Hallowed by thy name.
Thy shaking come, thy will be done,
In California as it is on Sup Forums.
Give us this day our liberal dead,
And kill the niggers, as we kill those who nig against us.
And lead us not into progressivism, but deliver us from Clinton.
For thine is the Sup Forums, and the shitpost, and the Pepe forever.
Amen.

IT WILL BE YUUUUGE

Please Kek wipe those Kikes off of the face of the planet

PRAISE KEK

Please Kek, give us an earthquake

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Praise Kek for a 9.0 on Commiefornia.

Holy shit.

KEK please hears us pray.
Let the liberals be swept away.
Let them drown in open sea.
This will be our prophesy.

Oh kek please make it > 9.0
Praise Praise Praise

Praise Kek

checking for 10.0

Witnessed

Earthquakes can now be predicted with reasonable accuracy. If there's no blot echoes or outgoing long wave radiation then there's probably not going to be a large earthquake.
Nothing in North America at the moment.
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There will be a quake.

AWAKEN

So let it be.

It's Kek's will.

PRAISE KEK

We need a bigger get to take down California.

praise
frog
gods

If we get all the illegals in CA to jump up and down it will happen.

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KEK please hears us pray.
Let the liberals be swept away.
Let them drown in open sea.
This will be our prophesy.

Sending you more energy. Praise be to Kek.

Destroy them all.

Let's try to wake Yellowstone up next.

Cuiva nwalca Malinondo; Nai malinavaxea rasselya; taltuva notto-carinnar!

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

Let the snowflakes eye's be opened with a 9.0

SHADILAY

POO POO PEE PEE

WE WONT LET THEM GET OFF FREE

BY PEPE AND KEK AND DONALD TRUMP

CALIFORNIA SHALL TAKE A THUMP

Amen

mr mojo risin

Take my energy, Kek and Geb!, and Make California Great Again!

Make it happen.

>8.5
>not 8.8
>3 off of trips
>.3 off the correct magnitude

are you even trying?

That's a funny looking decimal-point in your 8.8 digits, friend.

I want a 9.5
Anything less and it will still survive

While I would feel bad for the innocent children and the normal Americans living there, California must be cleansed with the movement of the ground below

last digit of my post decides the level of earthquake

Praise Kek.

Let chaos reign over the libs. Please let there be a 9.0!

You had one job, ONE JOB

If I get singles nothing will happen

welp, not happening

pack it up boys

40 mag quake is prettty big senpai

Reroll. Earthquakes cannot have a 0-level, therefore you did it wrong.

Let it be an 8.88

8.5? We need a 9.9 for a natural Calexit, good bye, new asian-mexican clay, progressive muslim nation.

Last two digits of my post divided by 10 decide the magnitude of the quake

Fuck you guys, CA Trump supporter here. I'm not ready to die.

Fuck. Reroll

What if it's not LA but Yellowstone that starts up?

>9
>10

You are not only going to kill california but the entire west coast.


7.8 its fine

top kek

may my roll support the prayer

Are you Keynesian or something?

They expect one of us in the wreckage

>3335

YOU WERE THIS CLOSE

HIT THE LIBERAL JEWS WITH SOME 8.2'S