MEGAKEK INCOMING

CALI IS KILL

I REPEAT

CALI IS KILL

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>I'm on the ring
Fuck my life.

If repeating integers , cali gets wiped off the map

It would be nice to see a mega quake in California. Fucking degenerates.

MAKE GEB LAUGH AGAIN

GEB-chan 2016

PRAISE KEK

>It would be nice to see a MAGA quake in California
ftfy

Kek wills it

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Maybe cali just experiences mass casualties

Check'd

So long, West Coast. This is what you get for killing my nigga Biggie.

I wish for complete destruction of California. Perhaps the divines will finally punish the Gomorra of our days for their degeneracy.

PRAISE

He's such a nice guy though, he wouldn't dare hurting a fly.

He'd hurt Californicucks though.

praise kek

praise geb!

10.0 MEGA QUAKE FOR COMMIEFORNIA

MAKE IT HAPPEN

but when he laughs he causes quakes

thats why we make GEB laugh AGAIN

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How will the liberal media pin this on Trump?

so it begins

Fire-chan will burn down the world

trump causes massive butt hurt across cali, causing their asses to crack

> cali wants to secede because of Trump
> 2 days later, yooge earthquake
That's what you get for not complying with meme magic

you guess what, California?

IT ENDS NOW

HAIL!

Not funny Russia. Those are people.

Lol bye cali. WANTED to leave and now you will. RIP in pepperoni

The power of kek compels you!

Future rare!

The woodpecker cries

>live in canada
>no earthquakes

Wow it's nothing!

>didn't specify socal

You madmen are going to throw the republicans in norcal out with the bathwater. I hope you're happy.

WE MEME THE BIG ONE ON CALI
DOMINO EFFECT INCOMING
PRAISE KEK
RING OF FIRE QUAKES AS OF RECENT
>Philippines was 5.2
>NZ was 7.8
>Argentina was 6.6
NEXT WILL BE
>California (THE BIG ONE) 8.9 ~ 9.5

calm the fuck down

>tfw living in central Siberia

KEK BRING ON THE CHAOS

I swear to god if Cali gets hit by an earthquake I will literally convert to this stupid fucking religion.

kek

Too many coincidences...

that's france, not russia

THE ALT-LEFT WILL RISE!
PROTECT THE WEAK AND TRAMPLE THE UNEDUCATED!
HAIL HOPE!
HAIL LOGIC!
HAIL SCIENCE!
EMBRACE PARADOX!
LOVE OR DESPAIR!

Sincerely hope this isn't related to that methane thing

I'd like at least a year of Trump before all higher life is wiped out by the earth farting

>Californians move to red states
>red states turn blue
Sure you would.

my repeating integers say Cali has angered kek and must be destroyed

TOP KEK
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>tfw when safely in Australia where there's little to no risk of quakes/mega-volcanoes
It's comfy.

How hard did you get hit in nippon?

San Diego here

I felt nothing

Could current year get any better?

Ah, the cool calm serenity of Arizona Bay.

>calexit before quake: 51% Leave
>calexit after quake: 100% Stay

Bye bye, Mexiniggers.

KEEP DREAMING C U CK

#CALEXIT

>(((people)))

22 FOR DESTROY IT ALL KEK

Praise Kek. Shake 'em up. Give 'em a reason to cry more

KEK

THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR UPSETTING KEK WITH THEIR RAMPANT FAGGOTRY

IT'S HERE
THE MIGHTY CROAK
ALL THE RAW MEME MAGIC RATTLES THE VERY FOUNDATION OF THE EARTH
CALI IS GOING TO BE LITERALLY SHAKING
PRAISE KEK

I wonder if they'll still want to secede from literally Hitler Donald Trump's worst thing ever Fascist America while they beg for disaster relief

Not at all. And quakes have to hit decently hard before they make a difference anyhow, everything up here's built with quakes in mind.

Will there be a big one guise? How long did it take for the big one to hit Japan?

Witnessed

So far, the ones on the ocean floor are somewhat stable. The ones in the tundra aren't. Guess who has the largest clathrate gun aimed at the US?

WHAT HAVE I DONE

Learn to swim, degenerates. Kek wills it.

The LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW liberals induced a quake

Fuck it, let's do this. Let's all go out on a high note.

Kek wills it.

9.2 for California!!!
Praise Kek!!!

Is Sacramento OK? If not, I'll just live on one of the new islands that were made from this quake.

RELEASE THE FUCKING POWER NOOOOOW

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

KEK I COMMAND YOU TO SHOW YOURSELF

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9.0 confirmed, Praise KEK

MAGA CALIFORNIA GREAT AGAIN
>tfw electorate cut in half

Witness

>Trump cause the greatest triggering of all time
>even the Earth itself was so triggered it was LITERALLY SHAKING

praise kek make geb laugh!

>HOLY FUCK ITS 90 - 9.0

The whole California, Oregon and Washington are not ok

I don't understand. I know about the one in NZ but what am I supposed to be seeing here exactly?

Stop being coy, kek.

You know you want it.

You don't command kek. Don't trifle with powers beyond your control

HOLY SHIT IT'S CONECTED TO THE OCEAN OF MY COUNTRY AND A FUCKING TSUNAMI WILL REKT OUR BEACHES AND CITIES, WE'RE DONE.

Swimming varsity here lad I'm gonna be okay

KEK bring us bundles of happening for baby jesus birthday!

PRAISE

Trump the trigger man
Killer of the nigger man

What's the plan? Kali sinks and New Zealand, Philippines and Japan get new mountains?ยบ

i'm in a building that would not survive a 10.0 in cali, rip me.

underrated for sure

>Im so scared for Trump im shaking

quite literally

Do you guys think we can we get #literallyshaking to trend on Twitter?

mfw california can't surf away from this one

GIB SOCAL QUAKE KEK AND AND GIVE TRUMP THE POPULAR VOTE

The Trump curse continues...

Kek please wipe that shit hole off the map if you truly want to MAGA

most earthquakes come from an earthquake machine. consider what motivation Obummer would have to explode cali and all the small islands in the sea. maybe it's china's machine as well

>tfw own tectonic plate
So nice not getting earthcucked

Let us witness at least a 6.0, something to make the news

fuck off im in los angeles CA and i think it would be funny.

Fuck im in an apartment too ill prolly die.

checked

the digits hath spoken.
also id