Hey user. Wanna take a ride on my X-wing?

>Hey user. Wanna take a ride on my X-wing?

>on

No

I swear if i ever ended up in the dimension that star wars is in, id make it my duty to kill rey, finn, kylo, and all the annoying faggots in the ST, and only associate with the cool looking aliens instead of the droopey faced skin toned pieces of shit made up for these awful movies

I heard this was quite good.
Got a link?

No thanks, I'd rather you fuck me in the ass.

You have to be at least 18 to post here, user

>hate an objectively bad movie
>hurr durr underage
Disney faggots, everyone

yes, star wars has had nothing but good movies until the sequel trilogy

> "Guys... guys put my illiterate ass in the Star Wars universe, I'll kill these fictional characters they're so gay and lame lol right guys? I'm cool r-right?"

Just because other movies had problems doesnt give the sequels a pass, you fucking mouse shill
>illiterate
Now you are just pulling things out of your ass. Pathetic

Can male Twi'leks breed with female humans?

Also yes.

Person draws a pretty cute Hera

>"had problems"

Holy fuck, don't tell me you actually think that the prequels weren't complete garbage. Okay, that other user was right, you're probably just an underage who likes the prequels because of nostalgia.

> Now you are just pulling things out of your ass. Pathetic
Ah, so the rest is correct.

Only with blind women

Hey OP, wanna keep that cancer to its general?

>Ah, so the rest is correct.
Of course it isnt you assuming scumbag
Prequels were at least better then the sequels. Stop giving them a free pass and ignoring their problems

>I get all my opinions from reddit: the post

TPM is the only truly shitty prequel. AOTC has a Wiseau-esque charm in how cringeworthy the dialogue is, and don't you dare shit on ROTS. It's absolute kino, the Bladerunner 2049 of Star Wars.

t. contrarians
can't wait till you start liking the sequels when everyone turns on them

>Hey user. Wanna take a ride in my X-wing?
>Sure, why not.
>Hop in.

>So you know the outer-rim pretty well?
>Yeah, you need to know the outer-rim if you want to hide from the Empire.
>Any weird things you have seen?
>Like what?
>Oh I don't know, like an entire deactivated separatist fleet for example?
>That's a weird question anons but I have seen a few ship's like that.
>Could you take me to one?
>Yeah, sure. Why would you what to go there user?
>I always wanted to stand in the command deck of one and gaze upon the galaxy, so close to my grasp and yet so far.
>Hahahaha. You sure have strange fantasies user.
>Yeah, fantasies.

Well, no. I admit that the CW animated movie was mediocre.

>defending the sequel trilogy

>defending the prequel trilogy

Jokes on you, I already like the sequels.

Would you like to quote the post where someone said something good about the sequels?

>projecting your strawman

Fuck you, i hate the movies for being bad, not out of retarded contrarianism

>praising AotC ironically
>calls other people reddit

Ha ha good one sport

Then why do you like the prequels?

>when everyone turns on them
I thought they already did.

Detective Obi-Wan was great, and the other parts that weren't the Anakin/Padme romance were mostly good too.

(you)
I'm sorry. I thought you wrote unironically.

Women who are born blind or made blind?

fuckin GOT EM.

>the flawed vision of the original creator is worse than the soulless corporate cash-in of the franchise

The prequels aren't bad though.

Gentlemen, can we return to talking about cute Taipei boys and x-wings?

*Twilek.
Fuckin autocorrect.

I dunno user, I've seen girls that are into some weird shit.

I'd say sometimes maybe yes

My opinion on Rogue One is that I like it over TFA because I think it tried to do something I thought was very interesting over TFA. This does not mean it's an amazing movie.

>on
Yeah, you're either drunk, trying to kill me, or both.

Twinkleks are the best 'leks.

cute

I wish all male Twi'leks were Twinkleks.

>Taipei boys
You have something you wanna tell us, user?

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

AOTC is too boring and spaced out to have Wiseau-esque charm. It's still the worst Star Wars movie outside of the holiday special.

porn WHEN!?

Hey baby, wanna take a ride on my weiner?

That's a boy.

UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

B-but X-wings are single-seaters.

yes, and?

This makes me wonder if people would be interested in an SW tabletop game where you play in new canon and you can kill everyone and make an actually competent Empire or Republic

>party is no-good Fringer scum
>go to Jakku and drop bombs all over
>it ain't me starts playing

>yendor keeps teasing you and jokingly making advances
>'just a prank bro'
>goes too far one day
>awakens the dragon
>you force him down and ravish him every boyhole
>he completely stops teasing you and you subtly hint at him being your fuckboy in front of the others which make him super embarrassed
>but he cant get enough of the D
Someone draw this

>on my X-wing

What the fuck do I look like, an Astromech?

>every boyhole
...How many are there?

Also, you forgot the gentle and loving snuggling afterwards.

I dont like the first two you morons, ROTS was decent with alot of flaws

lol fgt

>...How many are there?
Two

But his mouth is for loving kisses, not for "ravishing".

Draw a girl. Call him a boy.

I know that in the book he's a guy but I honestly think the artist wanted to make a cute girl.

He's a cute girl (male).

He's cute. Who is he?
I love male Twi' leks

Half the people would intentionally turn the Empire into the 40k Imperium, and the other half would end up doing so by accident in an effort to make them actually utilize their brutality in a not pants on head retarded way.

Yes. T
Just because it’s the original creator doesn’t mean he’s excused for having terrible taste and ideas.

>Draw a girl. Call him a boy.
Whatever helps you sleep better at night, after roping off to sexy twi'lek boys.

How 'bout you rope off yourself

that was so original and clever

>Hera

I thought so too.

Good one.

I’m sort of playing in one.

Why did this happen?

So Sup Forums, would you truly a cute Twi'lek like Yendor?

I would cum inside his fruity little asshole.

I would let him fuck all my holes.

You mean have some drinks with him, sing some rebel songs, and curse the Empire? Yes I truly would.

oh god yes

Have him escort my rebel transport ship!

But, user, you're too early to kill them. Over three thousand years too early.

I'm not gonna say you're underage, but I will postulate that if you aren't you are too young to drink.

Is it weird that as a grown man I still use sippy cups? They're really useful.

I want to ride your v-wing first.

Damn, we got a badass over here.

>v

A-All Of Them?

Yes

I don't think he's Irish, user.

...

Why does Sup Forums not care that this comic also features a delicious brown girl?

Any porn of this boy?

Lady, if I ride on top I'd be dead and if I'm inside neither of us will be able to see and we'll both be dead. I'd take a Y-wing.

Because that's disgusting, and you have shit taste for liking such a thing.

Unfortunately, No. Yendor is seriously lacking in the porn department form what I've seen. Hell, he barely has any fanart at all, really.

Working for Jabba in that role would call for a skeevy dude.

That is a shame, I'll have to find a good trap artist who does commissions or pray to the drawfags.

>thinks his opinions are facts
>calls other opinions shills
10/10 user

>ranking TPM worst
>Wiseau-esque
>kino
Either go back to Sup Forums or go back to 8th grade. You belong in one of those places.

Oh wow, it's a guy. You would think it's changing everything, but nah.

It only makes us harder

Rey would obliterate you. Then she'd smile so wide the universe gets bisected.