I pictured him as Michael Cera once and now that's all I see him as
Eli Morgan
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Anthony Torres
Reminder the ST was unnecessary and the past two movies in the trilogy should've been. Spinoff film for the OT cast.
TFA: Is just a Han Solo spinoff with him helping a group of young smugglers with an important mission for their homeworld. Phasma being the being bad crime boss.
TLJ: Story about Luke and his academy students with Finn, Rey, & Ben as his top students. Ben being a Jealous and is approached by a group darksiders that want to start shit. Leia can play a role as an assistant. Similar to the maul arc in TCW.
Jaxon Bailey
>Who are you? >I'm you but gayer
Jonathan Allen
>master race
Eli Williams
>Reminder the ST was unnecessary this
Parker Williams
Reminder that all of Star Wars is unnecessary.
Jaxon Clark
>order pizza >Rian himself delivers it to me >open it up >it's a turd >But I ordered pizza >Your expectation was subverted user >No this is bs >Whoa there sexist white male, you should eat more turds to actually understand the message >Why golly gee you're right Rian, boy you're the best chef in the world
Dylan Hill
>wasting digits on a meme
Jace Martin
>those digits exquisite shitpost
Camden Jenkins
>LOL SUBVERTED!!!! xD This pathetic excuse for covering up damage control because you had bad expectations, needs to stop.
Brayden Collins
Jesus Christ Rian it was just a joke
Asher Diaz
Wasted quints. Please commit kys your self
Leo Bell
Millions of fans had bad expectations? >What, EXACTLY, did Rian subvert in this movie?
1) Rey's Parents 2) Snoke being the big villain; It's actually just Kylo 3) Kylo steering to the light; Rey fails 4) Throne Room scene doesn't end with Kylo coming to the light 5) Luke doesn't come around and trains Rey 6) Luke said nothing to Rey initially, and threw the lightsaber away 7) Rey beats Luke 8) Luke isn't super powerful in the Force; Has cut himself off from it 9) Luke's only big display of the Force was a subversion 10) Luke died! Just kidding *it was a hologram* - DOUBLE WHAMMY, HE'S DEAD FOR REAL 11) Rey is the last Jedi, not Luke/Kylo/Snoke/anybody else 12) Rey has had zero training, and somehow did what Luke mocked her for suggesting early (lifting rocks) anyways because girls can't fail anything anymore 13) Rey doesn't turn to the darkside that the trailers and Kylo flirting was steering towards 14) Porgs aren't minions, he just abuses them the entire movie 15) The wrong asian died 16) "Is that qt female Wedge? Oh she died." 17) DJ was an obvious parallel to Lando - Oh he didn't turn good in the end 18) The codebreaker wasn't even supposed to be DJ 19) Phasma is back - oh she died 20) Holdo is clearly bad, possibly even a FO plant - Oh she's actually a hero 20) Leia dies way earlier than people expected because of the footage in the trailers 21) Oh wait, she's alive, and not only that - The only fucking classic character they DIDNT kill 22) Finn is going to sacrifice himself - Just kidding
Thats 22 subversion of expectations, theres probably more. Please note that I don't think all of these are bad, just that these are the most explicit examples of Rian intentionally doing the opposite of what fans expected, seemingly for the sake of it. So yeah fuck you Rian
Sebastian James
>if someone calls me out for retarded memeing it must be Rian himself
Gabriel Torres
10/10 shitpost
Carson Walker
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Jacob Nelson
TLJ was legitimately bad though. It destroyed every interesting plot point and left the final movie with nothing to work with.
I never thought any SW movie ever ruined the canon until TLJ
Brandon Taylor
I hate the movie too but this shit is worse than the ST altogether. >I never thought any SW movie ever ruined the canon until TLJ TFA ruined it first tho
Chase Smith
Then star wars is dead. You can leave the board now!
Easton Gonzalez
This desu
Kayden Torres
>TFA ruined it first tho A New Hope ruined it first tho
Leo Adams
Yeah, I can't wait to see what the next movie is going to be about now that the resistance fits on the Millennium Falcon. How could they possibly stand up to the First Order?
Julian Price
I want to give her a scalp massage.
Elijah Cook
because girls can't fail anything anymore >15) The wrong asian died >16) "Is that qt female Wedge? Oh she died." >19) Phasma is back - oh she died oh
Oliver Fisher
I meant to say Rey friend but you get the point.
Grayson Moore
That sounds nice.
Xavier Reyes
I JUS WANNA PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER STAR WARS
Gavin Hill
Man I don't care if the azn pilot was a dog shit actress, I'd have liked her to be there so its not just Poe literally blowing up every capital ship with his X-wing.
Phasma was another huge disappointment. All they had to do was let her succeed and take her helmet off for the GoT fags, but they didn't do either.
Luke Collins
Feel free to do whatever you want in your headcanon
Kayden Stewart
that website is defunct now by the way
Adrian Morgan
Would you eat a porg?
Jacob Davis
it's alright, she's got tights on
Luke Mitchell
Hi Rian
Christopher Morris
>Hey trooper! Let me in! I'm a fairy!
Jordan Wright
Of cause.
I'm still annoyed Chewie didn't.
Lincoln Ross
I think I've figured out about what TLJ is about.
Kylo Ren is the victim of toxic masculinity. He's had nothing but poor make role models in his life (scoundrel absentee father, weirdo hermetic uncle and evil master).
Ben needs to get laid. The power of pussy will heal his soul.
Liam Parker
How likely are we to see the Solo trailer during the Super Bowl?
Michael Young
only a breast filet, breaded with flour, then deep-fried wings, thighs, and drumsticks are for hogs, peasants, and negroes
Asher Brown
Can see her g string.
Dominic Russell
>white people consider this cuisine
Jordan Wilson
Whites haven't eaten manatee in over 100 years, you're thinking Japs
Julian Kelly
It's funny because it's true. TLJ was shit.
Bentley Stewart
I'd eat a seal too
Angel Lewis
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Camden James
>premier less than 4 months away >literally the biggest event of the year >historically debuted trailers for blockbusters 90%
Adam Morales
FOR ME
Cameron Cox
>fried chicken is a white people thing user, do you even stereotype?
Liam Reyes
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Nathaniel Diaz
Based tendies poster. Add some honey mustard and chipotle ketchup and that’s a meal for champions
Hudson Ward
>white people Glad to see cunts are still lumping every last European culture and its regional permutations under a single fucking banner.
Jose Williams
food of the gods
Caleb Johnson
>honey mustard you sir are my nigger
Nicholas Smith
Not that user, but it is where I'm from.
I didn't even know about any of those black stereotypes until I came on this site. It put a lot of American show into context. America is fucked up.
Lincoln Murphy
if they don't serve porg tendies at Disneyland's Star Wars Land I will REEEE irl
Liam Peterson
dickgirls
Jackson Lee
>Porg tendies /w blue milk
Weird combination, but it sounds like a given.
Easton Sanders
>America is fucked up Because we like fried food?
Nathaniel Hughes
What are your thoughts on fancomics? >inb4 some hilarious zinger about Dark Horse You know damn well what I mean.
Jonathan Campbell
>blue milk fuck that shit I want Jawa Juice with my Porg Tendies
Kevin Garcia
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Charles Taylor
Nah.
He's broken. Some things are broke and don't fix.
Vader wanted to change, and even then, you know being a ghost of your hot young self must be nice and all, but that's because that was the guy he was all along. The idealist, who got it wrong, paid the price for decades, and made as much reparation for his mistakes as he could, then died.
Kylo Ren is more like what Darth Maul would be, if he'd survived TPM and been the Apprentice for three movies. But then he couldn't close deals like Dooku, and legs are for closers.
Nathan Morgan
OBSESSED what do you think tempura is
Asher Price
DIisney replaces Rian Johnson with YOU. All his scripts are thrown out and you are asked to create your own trilogy. Write your opening scroll to your trilogy for your friends here on /swco/...
Luis Campbell
But Jawa Juice is loaded with ISBs, PCBs, and Midichlorians. You don't want that shit. Try some all natural blue milk. It's good for what ails you.
>order actual argument >user himself delivers it >open his post >it's a food analogy that doesn't apply to film or any other creative medium >these aren't actual arguments user >ah but you see I'm a fat fuck who can only relate artistic mediums to food. What, do you think your smarter than me and my food analogy. Gonna try use logic? >oh gosh golly user you're right, how could I have been so blind, please feed me more food analogys
