>yfw kek comes to our help and wipes hollywood off the map
>yfw no miley, no nicki, no protests
>yfw 2016 is the year of kek
praise kek
>yfw kek comes to our help and wipes hollywood off the map
>yfw no miley, no nicki, no protests
>yfw 2016 is the year of kek
praise kek
GIVE HIM ALL YOUR ENERGY
THE ALT-LEFT WILL RISE!
PROTECT THE WEAK AND TRAMPLE THE UNEDUCATED!
HAIL HOPE!
HAIL LOGIC!
HAIL SCIENCE!
EMBRACE PARADOX!
LOVE OR DESPAIR!
>moon is 2% closer to Earth than usual
>/x/ fags freak the fuck out
PRAISE OUR ETERNAL LORD AND SAVIOR KEK
Terrified at her torment, they will stand far off and cry: "'Woe! Woe to you, great city, you mighty city of Babylon! In one hour your doom has come!'
Alt-left Sup Forums speaker. We support Trump and KEK too. It's time to some left-wing nationalism in Europe
Praise KEK!
Thanks kek for this DUB-blessing
Why did my parent's choose to move to California and birth me, I hope I'm spared honestly. I almost escaped to Colorado the other day with my Dad, but I ended up staying..
I had a dream of a super moon before i read about the super moon coming.
Make geb laugh again.
Geb-chan
Praise kek
GEB LAUGH
PRAISE KEK
It's not even that much bigger. And this happens every year or so.
you dense motherfucker
praise kek
Because the supermoon actually does affect the Earth, as the effects of the gravitational pull of the Moon are increased.
>777
God is going to punish our ass
WITNESSED
>1948
>1948
>1948
Also, the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake was in the two week period of that year's supermoon. That earthquake killed 20,000 people, and the Japs actually earthquake-proof their buildings. California is fucked.
I'm not going to be indoors today, thank's Sup Forums for giving me time to prepare.
But this is the current year. Our year. Kek's year.
kek awakens
Checked. Praise KEK brothers.
PRAISE KEK. MAKE IT SHAKE
KEK KEK KEK
>yfw when the ring of fire.. LOOKS LIKE A FROG
Don't look at the moon.
Every goddamn media is talking about it and telling you how to see it best
Fuck Cali, Kek wills it
PRAISE THE FROG GOD
5'10''
Rarely known fact: Trump was born during an eclipse
The only way to make Geb laugh is to tell funny jokes while simultaneously receiving approval from Kek.
/x/ looks pretty tame actually
>implying the Earth looks like that.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>Pepe kissing Australia
what does it mean?
kekd
it means that weaponized autist magicians shitposting from Australia have Kek with them. Praise him
KEK ARISE FROM THE EARTH
BRING ENLIGHTENMENT TO COMMIEFORNIA
Happening Soon
Go fuck yourself kike cuck nazi. Don't utter the name of your gods in such disrespectful fashion.
cali will be wiped
The fuck is this?
How dare, heathens to Kek!
>Seems CTR/Pizza related.
PROTECT US KEK, ONLY TAKE THE LIFE OF THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE
Tell me about this so-called "super moon." Is it anything like a "super market"?
witnessed
es raptura
kek is literally shaking right now.
the sjws unconciously picked up on his signal with all their "literally shaking" posts.
Oh dear fuck what is kek gonna do next? He doesn't know when to stop.
HE.
IS.
HOPPING.
Obama activating HARRP due to him loosing his Golden Girl in office?
whoa is this real?
pls be safe Japan
Super DAK
GEB will laugh kek will wil it
RIP
Do you fags realize what would happen if the moon crashed into the earth?
Our moon is an anomaly.
It is 1/4 the size of our planet, this happens nowhere else that we know of.
If the moon crashes into the earth, it wont just wipe out all life on it. The energy will be so great that, there will me so much mass, that the planet will go back to a molten ball or some crazy shit.
and
what's your point
I know someone in NZ right now, they said theyve been having earthquakes the last couple days.
is op not calling for kek to make the moon crash into the earth?
this year it seems like there have been dozens of
>this is the biggest supermoon yet!
is the moon slowly crashing into us?
top kek
i don't see how this is a problem
...
>and it burns, burns, burns
>the ring of fire
cali will burn
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE GEB
dak 14.11.16
Praise Kek, may Geb laugh loudly. Make it shake!
so... high energy and chaos
yup, sounds like our God, KEK
Let him do his work
make it quake im literally shaking
I really hope something awful happens somewhere because then maybe it might justify how awful I already feel
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS. BUT STOP IT
I DONT WANNA DIE REEEEE
Its too late
praise kek
PLEASE KEK NOOOO
Maybe THIS will change your mind. Don't spend it all in one place, fucko.
I see the bad moon arising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see those bad times today
Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
I hear hurricanes a blowing
I know the end is coming soon
I fear rivers over flowing
I hear the voice of rage and ruin
Well don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise, oh right
Is this the California earthquake shit?
When will it happen?
Could the increased gravity of the closer moon be tugging on the plates extra hard?
please don't misdirect your meme energy at us ok. we're just trying to chill. k thanks
-uncommon kiwi funposter
You idiots and greedy bastards. I all of these requests for Kek to kill your enemies like he was your tool for your personal desires.
Kek is a chaos god. If you are too greedy he will make you pay for your greediness because the whole situation would be ironic and worth laughing at by a chaos god.
I fear Sup Forums will doom us if this starts to happen.
I just pray to Kek to ignore greedy bastards and punish them with eternal singles instead of catastrophic events on them. Singles is enough punishment for them.
Shadilay
schizos stay in your containment board
o rly faggot? Without the weaponized autists weaving their meme magic, you would have lost the election. An earthquake in California right now would be the most ironic twist to occur yet. Praise kek
kek doesnt cause earthquakes
GEB does
ALT-RIGHT was favored last election; the ALT-LEFT are KeK's chosen now.
/x/ is cringe worthy, they only focus on cliche spoopy shit and prune threads such as kek ones.
remember in highschool when there was those fat girls who were into black magic and ghost hunting
thats /x/
we need a real conspiracy board because /x/ is garbage tier
>cheering the death of the American economy.
According to Māori mythology, Rūaumoko is the god of earthquakes, volcanoes and seasons. He is the youngest son of Ranginui (the Sky father) and Papatūānuku (the Earth mother) (commonly called Rangi and Papa).
Papatūānuku = Pepe
Thank Kek that get was failed.
>Supermoon Soundtrack
youtube.com
fyi the Babylon of Revelations is most likely Israel
Meme harder you fucking faggots I want to watch the world burn!
If theres not at least a 9.5 megakek by the end of the super moon I'm gonna be pissed!
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Praise Kek
I'm out guys. Sorry. I'm afraid.
Shadilay.
>born on a total lunar eclipse
HORY SHEEEETTT
what do you mean failed?
Kek never fails. Praise him
this
PRAISE KEK
...
Check the quake maps, Cali is rumbling. It's happening!
Checked
Dayum
You bloody mongs hit the wrong place
mirror.co.uk
Please cleanse Oregon of Californians and Chicago, Illinois invaders, Kek.
I hope it killed Joshie
I must sleep now. Keep doing kek's will and don't forget to praise him. S H A D I L A Y