ITT: Only the most BASED Chads

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>gypsy
>chad
Pick one and only one

>half-gypsy
At best. He's just a Nomadic Latverian. Depends on your view of SouthEast Yuropoors then.

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Why are all the best writers Occultist bros? is Chaos Magick real?

what run is that image from?

Every picture I’ve seen of Moore makes him look like an evil wizard. Gaiman looks high in every picture. Morrison looks like a pretty normal dude.

It's from the "Latverian Prometheus". Doom gives refuge to Asgardia over Latveria, then abducts Asgardians, kills them, dissects them, etc, to gain immortality. OP's pick is Doom, after having drained Kelda, throwing her corpse in front of Thor.

>is Chaos Magick real?
Yes.

>chad
>insecure about his apparence
>never had pussy because he's too busy begging Susan to notice him just to be rejected in humiliant ways

>implying that Moore don't want to look like an evil wizard

>Doom having interest in Sue
Casual detected, fuck off where you came from

>made Morgan le Fay his cock sleeve
>she had his child

Doom is already leaps and bounds ahead of 90% of comic book characters in the fucking department.

>chad
>virgin
>normie
Gaiman isn't.
Also, Moore made fun out of Morrison's beliefs and thinks he only pretends to seem wacky

>get omnipotency
>first thing he do is Marry Susan

>Yuropoor
>such a dicklet he overcompensates 24/7
>angry autist
>gets into a dick measuring contest with a guy who can stretch his cock to infinity
>so fucking awful at magic he has to cheat
>has fantasies about chaining women to his dungeon, but is too much of a beta dicklet to do it
>LARPs as Royalty
>has fucked only one woman his entire life, and she's from the fucking Middle Ages
>needs machines to calculate the numbers whereas Reed just mentally calculates them
>is a lonely cunt who wants to be loved but is too much of an insecure prick to do anything about it
>seen as a tyrant the world over while Black "King BBC" Panther is loved by everyone
>closest friends are an even bigger dicklet fishman and transexual trickster manlet Frost Giant
>"""chad"""
HA!

>Chad
>Never had sex before college (or during college, for that matter)
>on his first sexual experience, almost killed the girl because "SHE IS NOT MY MOMMA"
Doom is the extrapolation of the Virgin, if anything.

>tried to kill him
>needed to be saved by Norman
Real Chad there...

>Richards
>can enlarge his dick
>smartest man on Earth
>was late 30s, married an early 20s blonde bombshell
>loved by everyone
>smartest being in the Universe
>Doom
>all the things posted in the thread
WEW!

>first thing you do is cuck Reed
Fixed casual. He hates Reed that much, it has nothing to do with Sue.

>Doom
>Chad

I'll NEVER get tired of this face.

Wow fiction writers are attracted to magic writings? That's crazy

> Virgin von Doom
> Reed Richads

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>Doctor VIRGIN Von Doom
>Professor Reed RiCHADs

thanks user, it was a fun read

Really, any smart supervillain should play 'Sex Is For the Lesser Beings' card and modify himself correspondingly.
'Women chained to the throne' - it's just so fucking hilarious and disreputable on a multiple levels.

And Odin didn't destroyed latveria because...

We had a talk recently, about how doom would win, chain a few babes (susan, natasha, emma, wanda, storm), be all like
>mwahahahaha, you're mine now
but also be really self-conscious and won't fuck them so after a while, their initial disgust/rage turns into boredom and horniness

>The evolution of wizards

Found it on the archives:

>Doom has become King of the World
>he sits atop his throne and looks upon his Kingdom
>at his feet, Emma Frost, Scarlet Witch, Black Widow and a slew of other females are chained and dressed like Slave Leia
>suddenly Frost screams
>Just do it already you sad, pathetic little man
>Doom barely glances at her
>Ms. Frost, I assure you, Doom takes WHAT he wants, WHEN he wants
>your presence here is nothing more than... a courtesy
>he leaves the Throne Room
>this tension repeats itself for days
>the women are caught between a constant case of fear and, with time, arousal
>Doom keeps pretending he's merely not interested
>they start fighting among themselves, to prove who is worthier of the DoomDick
>Doom himself encourages the idea and divides them, as he watches them slowly turn into genuine slaves
>one day we see him go back to his quarters
>he takes off the armor and takes a bath
>he looks at his dick
>it's average

>it starts getting erect
>he is disgusted by its sheer mediocrity that it just goes away and reverts back to its original 3.5"
>Doom writes on his diary
>NoFAP/NoPorn/NoNut Day 2340

someone post the pic virgin doom vs chad doom

I have it, but it's innacurate since Doom has now been confirmed as a Dicklet. Someone should edit it as:

>Virgin Doom
>Average Dick, insecurity makes him see it as a microdick
>doesn't even attempt to fuck

>Chad Doom
>ego so big, he installs a titanic codpiece
>refuses to fuck to keep thots thirsty

Because he's a Mary Sue.

>takeaway of the whole thing is that he's ultimately a petty cunt who masks his insecurities and flaws with ego
>he a mAhy Sh-uE
Jesus...

Unless it's a pun as in "he married Sue" in which case disregard the above.

Wouldn't Namor be the better Chad example?

namor is even less chad than doom

>that Chad laugh

>slave girl haram
Every fucking time

Peter was lowkey always a Chad but he was too fucking retarded to notice

He was dead,

Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer?