>80% live within 200km of US border >13% of landmass is populated >35,000,000 citizens >8 towns pretending to be cities >no real history >have no culture except appropriated American culture
Seriously, why the fuck does this sad sack nation of pedo faggots even exist?? California has more people than all of canada. There is more black people in the USA than canada has citizens There is more Latinos/Hispanics in USA than canada has citizens
They have zero fucking history. None. It's all made up. All of it. The canadian government tries to trick the citizens into thinking they're American and have that history while remaning canadian.
Everything canadians do is half-assed and pathetic. Their whole country is falling apart. I don't these retards knew what a "level" was until the 1970s. All the house are crooked and jacked. Like literal morons built the them.
There's no infrastructure in canada earlier than the 1960s. It's a big empty country. How the fuck did you get supplies all over with no fucking roads or ports?? There's no port cities in canada, like the USA. None. Not even Ottawa, the capital since 1857 has a dock for unloading tall ships cargo. NONE. How did they survive with no fucking supplies and 6 month long winters?? Most of the area is swamp. The University of Ottawa claims to have started in 1884. All historical documents say Ottawa was a small backwoods logging village until 1857, then it was full of laborers and hookers building the canal, but no dock........ So hookers and laborers need a University......... So do backwoods loggers.........
First canada Thanksgiving was decided in 1957 by the government.
The Charter of Rights and Freedoms was written in 1982 by a communist and all rights can be taken away at any time.
Got it's own flag in 1964.
No trade agreement with USA until 1964
No European immigration until after WW2 (Irish and Scottish pedophile convicts don't count as immigrants)
You're the reason this country is suffering, you retard.
Lucas Myers
Pride in what??
my family is from Italy. Fuck did granddad ever make a mistake picking canada over USA
Asher Kelly
95% of Canada population are morons with a bag of pucks instead of brain
Kevin James
Agreed
Jayden Sanchez
I love making canadians feel like shit about their meme faggot country.
>YAAHHHh canadian pride eh?
LOL You have NOTHING to be proud of you fucking losers. Besides stealing American culture, you fucks haven't done anything
Nicholas Evans
>We invented hockey eh?? No, you didn't. Plus USA has 40 some teams, canada has a pathetic 8 (maybe less)
>A canadian invented basketball!! In America
>A canadian invented superman In America
Like just WTF have you low lives done beside just show up out of no where??
Hunter Cooper
My Italian grandma cried when she arrived in canada. Cried tears of hopelessness. Her husband dragger her pregnant self and 2 kids across the Atlantic to some run down shit hole called "canada" How they got from New Foundland to Ottawa in 1957 is a mystery to me. They never talk about it. They don't even speak English. After 50 some years in canada, they still don't speak English.
I don't think anyone cried like that seeing the Statue of Liberty at Ellis Island, probably tears of happiness.
Grand dad, being a normal person, instead of admitting a mistake, they did everything possible to make their bad decision work. His grandkids are now paying for that fuck up.
His cousin, also from Italy went to America, started his own gas station and died a millionaire.
Hey canadian, go and try to start your own small business gas station. GOOD LUCK!
Brayden Hall
That's only applicable to western Canada, though
French canadians had a thing going long before the englishman even thought of sending peeps to the new world
Nathaniel Foster
Montreal has nothing colonial in it..............
Julian Anderson
Where's the die hard canadians??
You faggots got nothing to be proud of.
Can't wait for Trump to wipe your pathetic faggot country off the map and into history books.
Luke Martinez
>DARRRRRRRR nadian pride eh?? >DAArrrrrr!!
LMFAO
Jack Turner
I've been living here for 15 years and I still don't understand this country. I wish USA would annex us.
Lucas Cruz
>no national pride Parle pour toi, connard.
Matthew Thompson
You niggers try swiss chalet lays yet?
Just got a bag at sobeys pretty fucking delicious desu imo senpai
Levi Nguyen
>"Parle" >In "tu" form You niggers can't even speak French right
Jack Hall
Canada is the Royal Family's insurance country, you mong. When England is under attack they will move here.
Eli Morales
>Swiss chalet >Blood soaked chicken Anglo Canadians are a fucking pathetic bunch of people who have shit taste.
Jaxon Gutierrez
English teacher pls go
Dominic Butler
Same goes for russia
Zachary Sanders
at least I don't have to worry about school shootings (as much)
Juan Bennett
I worked their for 3 years in my teens, chicken came in fresh everyday and there was no "soaking in blood"
Stop projecting your St, Hubert problems on the rest of the country faggot
Christian Cruz
Their fries and gravy are awesome. Their ribs used to be a lot better.
Never really liked their chicken.
Matthew Sanders
Swiss Chalet is shit faggot.
Bentley Davis
edmonton here, I like swiss chalet and want to move to the states eventually
Jordan Jones
We had an identity but it's been crumbling since the 60s. We had a strong military and proud, hardworking citizens. We were a land of opportunity for grateful European immigrants.
Now we are China's plaything. Multiculturalism ripped communities apart and the Canadian identity began to fade away. Trudeau Sr. and his successors are responsible for turning Canda into a joke. It's no longer a nation, just a slab of land where Muslims come to get free shit.
Matthew Gonzalez
It is proper french, what are you talking about?
Sebastian Jackson
>We had an identity but it's been crumbling since the 60s No one knew that Canada existed in the 60s faggot lel.
Jordan Robinson
Swiss Chalet is just a poor, cucked, version of Chic-fil-a. It's why Calgary is the only good city in Canada.
Ian Rodriguez
>There's no port cities in canada What is Halifax.
Jack Green
quebecois en francais =/= france en francais
Jordan Jackson
Oui je sais, mais français metropolitan est le vrai français.
Maybe in Canada, cuck
Carter Sanders
And what is Halifax? No seriously, I've never heard about it before
Aiden Campbell
This made me laugh.
Just go to America since Trump is president and start a new life.
Lincoln Gonzalez
>no real history
it's because 'wiping out the French' isn't good history
Matthew Howard
When refering to strangers, even signular, you should always use vous conjugations.
Dylan Bell
I don't understand why people are proud to live vicariously through their country's ancestors.. americans are """proud""" because they went to the moon, etc. but they didn't do shit. most americans are fat lazy fucks who will never accomplish anything.
Live your own life and accomplish something on your own if you want to be proud of yourself. And be glad you live in a country where its possible to do so.
I would also argue that Canada has more regional cultures, although I still think there is an underlying national identity. None of that really matters unless you want to prove that you are "relevant" on a chinese comic forum. In your day to day life Canada is a great country that allows you to live your life freely and be comfy and happy.
Alexander Williams
Bump
Dominic Phillips
yo for real though, if hillary was elected I wouldn't feel half as motivated as I do now to move to the states. too bad there isn't fuck all for work right now in edmonton.
I bet Sweden is making a killing with the lube exports.
Caleb Robinson
I love this shitposter
Gabriel Stewart
Guys, check this out
>The Rideau Canal, also known unofficially as the Rideau Waterway, connects the city of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, on the Ottawa River to the city of Kingston, Ontario, on Lake Ontario. It is 202 kilometres in length.[1] The name Rideau, French for "curtain," is derived from the curtain-like appearance of the Rideau River's twin waterfalls where they join the Ottawa River.[2] The canal system uses sections of two rivers, the Rideau and the Cataraqui, as well as several lakes. The Rideau Canal is operated by Parks Canada.
idk why it hasn't been quarantined from the earth either my friend.
Juan Perez
Sports in not popular here unlike in fussball infested Germany.
Angel Morris
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Nicholas Hall
Italians are the European equivalent of niggers and trust me when I say that Canada wishes we had less of you greasy guido wop fucks around except that we like to fuck your Mothers and Sisters who are grateful to have a nice long hard fat cock unlike the average Spaghetti Nigger dick which measures at 4-5 inches max not to mention your manlet statues, faggot!
James Long
Your country is nothing but made up lies.
Kayden Walker
How come I can keep finding glaring inconsistencies in canadian history and facts and no one else notices??
Andrew Morgan
Haha, your wop grandparents couldn't hack it in Spaghetti Nigger land and had to come to Canada. Oh and your GD's cousin was most likely was a pedophile who made his money by making and selling child pornography.
Ethan Sanchez
This guy is triggered.
John Robinson
Holy fuck I bet you're some fucking muslim-look alike fuck who live in Montreal. If not, you can't even get "Being a giant fucking waste of the True North's fresh crisp air because I am an Italian Immigrant - much like those shut away Jews in Brooklyn" right. Enjoy needing to stand on your tip-toes when you wanna pay for anything over the counter you fucking Marinara-Nigger.
Cameron Green
Everything OP is saying is the cold truth. I am planning on leaving this soulless retarded cold country pretending being civilized. All they do is import immigrants to get their money and taxes to avoid bankruptcy. I lived in Europe. I regret coming to this stupid country. If you want to be left alone, work like a slave and have a peaceful Boring life without any culture, nationalism or history. Then this country is good for you
Owen Watson
This guy is triggered too. canadians are so funny when they get triggered.
Read it and weep cana-faggots. No one likes your country
Anthony Long
The only thing triggered here is your wop grandfather who will put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger once the DNA tests come back and he finds out that he's been cucked for decades and having his life/money drained by your atypical whore wop grandmother who probably also fucked niggers behind his back as well.
Jeremiah Edwards
This is exactly why I fucking hate Immigrants. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH OR FRENCH? YOU FUCKS DON'T EVEN TRY TO LEARN IT, YOU JUST SPEAK YOUR FUCKING NEANDERTHAL LANGUAGE AND THEN BECOME A SOUR FUCK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING COMMUNICATE
Angel Garcia
>Like literal morons built the them.
Jackson Bennett
>Seriously, why the fuck does this sad sack nation of pedo faggots even exist??
To enjoy a higher quality of life than Americans
Michael Wilson
Fucking Edmonton doesn't exist. Its where the Province helps train road construction workers by allowing them to train on a simulation city. Edmonton is like the Chernobyl of Canada.
Tyler Foster
I'm convinced your a bot LOL
canadians aren't worth talking too. Look at you for instance LOL
Jaxon Gray
LMFAO You seriously believe that?? LOOOOOLLLLLL
Oliver Gonzalez
You're talking about western Canada. Anything west of the Atlantic provinces is shit-tier non-white.
Jaxon Cook
I just realized how long this post is.
I hope this is pasta, OP. It's a colossal waste of time otherwise. Nothing you said is true . If it were, it might actually qualify as bait. As it is, it's just... a weird little rant.
Remember, good bait has a grain of truth. Try again.
Thomas Morales
>great lakes and maritimes join USA >Manitoba, northern Ontario and northern Quebec form Hudson's bay >Quebec and Labrador forms Quebec independant state >Newfoundland and PEI join UK >BC, AB, Yukon, sask and NWT join together and Form chinese resource colony number 3
Name one flaw
Eli Thomas
"Vous" is used as a formal conjugation and is earned, not given.
And I doubt that people who shitpost on anime message boards deserve any of this.
Easton Anderson
dog I don't even disagree with you on that, but I spent most of my life in fort mac, and I'd take edmonton over mac any day.
Julian Parker
The maritimes (and newfoundland) is too white to join the US. It'd only make the population even darker.
Pic related
Michael Fisher
Says the cucked Italian.
Hudson Miller
That's the dream, my brother. Why complain? Shouldnt you be trying to maintain it?
Carson Reed
Research yourself, if you're smart enough to figure out how. Low IQ canadian Reading is hard eh??
Triggered canadian is buttblasted mad at the truth
Brody Baker
Yes, I believe the Americans. When their flagship conservative think tanks and publications say American is pathetic, I take their word. It doesn't help that the World Bank, the OECD, the Economist, et al all agree. Poor America.
Pic related. Murican education. Sad!
Andrew Gomez
US HDI: 0.915 Canada HDI: 0.913
James Barnes
Why does the US even exist?
Ryder Reed
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Anthony Campbell
LOOOOLLLLLL
You're so brain washed it's funny
Aiden Robinson
Hey fuck you nigger Who /italy/ here wish I was in new york back when it was italy owned
Eli Bennett
THE ALT-LEFT WILL RISE! PROTECT THE WEAK AND TRAMPLE THE UNEDUCATED! HAIL HOPE! HAIL LOGIC! HAIL SCIENCE! EMBRACE PARADOX! LOVE OR DESPAIR!
Andrew Wilson
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Dylan Rogers
>my sensibilities are getting in the way of the history of British North America
wew laddie
Dylan Baker
I will have the best regards to your house.
Jacob Walker
We started it as a joke, and it just got out of hand.
Michael Gray
>The Charter of Rights and Freedoms was written in 1982 by a communist and all rights can be taken away at any time.
Except that's completely wrong, amending the constitution requires a reading in both the senate and house of commons, approval of 7/10 provinces and support from 50% of the population.
You're probably thinking of the fact that the charter has a "reasonable limits clause" which makes it so people can't do things like claim shooting child pornography is artistic expression and thus protected under law.
Adrian Myers
But then you guys are at like 30th place for reading, writing and mathematical ability.
Owen Collins
Wow a immigrant being a uppity faggot that your 1st world daddy isn't cool enough for you
Lucas Perez
QFT! :) I like where your at 'by.
Matthew Wood
Yea, which makes it worse that you guys still don't have a higher HDI than us.
Bentley Hall
Kek, I hope that .002 is worth it then.
Jose Hall
History is now feelings. Gotcha canadian
Try researching these things yourself, if you're smart enough to figure out how.
Try looking it up yourself. It right on the government website. First paragraph. Not my fault you can't comprehend what you're reading
Adrian Russell
Canada is pretty gay, though.
Hope Trump annexes us.
Bentley Martin
I'll just leaf this here
Gabriel Rodriguez
>There is more black people in the USA than canada has citizens >There is more Latinos/Hispanics in USA than canada has citizens
Owen Wood
LOL Most canadian elementary teachers can't even do simply math. LOL LOL LOL canadians are fucking retards bro. You included HA HA HA
You think over paying for everything, having high taxes and living in the snow is a higher quality of life and standard of living.
HAW HAW HAWWW
OMGF Are you actually that fucking stupid?? HAW HAW HAW
Ryan Brown
You're the one putting your feelings ahead of history, not me. If you knew the history of this country you'd realize British loyalists fled to Canada before, during and after the American Revolution to already existing British (and Frog) settlements.
Carson Morris
If you faggots keep asking for US to annex us, then speak for yourselves. The Atlantic provinces want out.
Tyler Roberts
Try debunking anything I posted. instead of using your feelings, use google retard.
Nolan Kelly
>.002 in exchange for 3nd world tier education
Aaron Wright
This, America has to take us in.
If only for the white boost. Come on b'ys.
Cameron Perry
Why dont you fucking go back?
Camden Collins
LOL You're a mental retard bro. You don't even know your own countries history. LOL You were educated by canadian retards telling you lies.
LOOK UP and try to debunk anything I posted. GO! TRY!!