Why does canada even exist??

>80% live within 200km of US border
>13% of landmass is populated
>35,000,000 citizens
>8 towns pretending to be cities
>no real history
>have no culture except appropriated American culture

Seriously, why the fuck does this sad sack nation of pedo faggots even exist??
California has more people than all of canada.
There is more black people in the USA than canada has citizens
There is more Latinos/Hispanics in USA than canada has citizens

They have zero fucking history. None. It's all made up. All of it.
The canadian government tries to trick the citizens into thinking they're American and have that history while remaning canadian.

Everything canadians do is half-assed and pathetic.
Their whole country is falling apart.
I don't these retards knew what a "level" was until the 1970s. All the house are crooked and jacked. Like literal morons built the them.

There's no infrastructure in canada earlier than the 1960s.
It's a big empty country. How the fuck did you get supplies all over with no fucking roads or ports??
There's no port cities in canada, like the USA. None.
Not even Ottawa, the capital since 1857 has a dock for unloading tall ships cargo. NONE.
How did they survive with no fucking supplies and 6 month long winters?? Most of the area is swamp.
The University of Ottawa claims to have started in 1884.
All historical documents say Ottawa was a small backwoods logging village until 1857, then it was full of laborers and hookers building the canal, but no dock........
So hookers and laborers need a University.........
So do backwoods loggers.........


First canada Thanksgiving was decided in 1957 by the government.

The Charter of Rights and Freedoms was written in 1982 by a communist and all rights can be taken away at any time.

Got it's own flag in 1964.

No trade agreement with USA until 1964

No European immigration until after WW2
(Irish and Scottish pedophile convicts don't count as immigrants)

canada is literally a fucking meme country.

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Research it yourself and prove me wrong

Pro Tip: You can't

>no national pride

You're the reason this country is suffering, you retard.

Pride in what??

my family is from Italy. Fuck did granddad ever make a mistake picking canada over USA

95% of Canada population are morons with a bag of pucks instead of brain

Agreed

I love making canadians feel like shit about their meme faggot country.

>YAAHHHh canadian pride eh?

LOL
You have NOTHING to be proud of you fucking losers.
Besides stealing American culture, you fucks haven't done anything

>We invented hockey eh??
No, you didn't.
Plus USA has 40 some teams, canada has a pathetic 8 (maybe less)

>A canadian invented basketball!!
In America

>A canadian invented superman
In America

Like just WTF have you low lives done beside just show up out of no where??

My Italian grandma cried when she arrived in canada.
Cried tears of hopelessness. Her husband dragger her pregnant self and 2 kids across the Atlantic to some run down shit hole called "canada"
How they got from New Foundland to Ottawa in 1957 is a mystery to me.
They never talk about it. They don't even speak English. After 50 some years in canada, they still don't speak English.

I don't think anyone cried like that seeing the Statue of Liberty at Ellis Island, probably tears of happiness.

Grand dad, being a normal person, instead of admitting a mistake, they did everything possible to make their bad decision work.
His grandkids are now paying for that fuck up.

His cousin, also from Italy went to America, started his own gas station and died a millionaire.

Hey canadian, go and try to start your own small business gas station.
GOOD LUCK!

That's only applicable to western Canada, though

French canadians had a thing going long before the englishman even thought of sending peeps to the new world

Montreal has nothing colonial in it..............

Where's the die hard canadians??

You faggots got nothing to be proud of.

Can't wait for Trump to wipe your pathetic faggot country off the map and into history books.

>DARRRRRRRR nadian pride eh??
>DAArrrrrr!!

LMFAO

I've been living here for 15 years and I still don't understand this country. I wish USA would annex us.

>no national pride
Parle pour toi, connard.

You niggers try swiss chalet lays yet?

Just got a bag at sobeys pretty fucking delicious desu imo senpai

>"Parle"
>In "tu" form
You niggers can't even speak French right

Canada is the Royal Family's insurance country, you mong. When England is under attack they will move here.

>Swiss chalet
>Blood soaked chicken
Anglo Canadians are a fucking pathetic bunch of people who have shit taste.

English teacher pls go

Same goes for russia

at least I don't have to worry about school shootings (as much)

I worked their for 3 years in my teens, chicken came in fresh everyday and there was no "soaking in blood"

Stop projecting your St, Hubert problems on the rest of the country faggot

Their fries and gravy are awesome.
Their ribs used to be a lot better.

Never really liked their chicken.

Swiss Chalet is shit faggot.

edmonton here, I like swiss chalet and want to move to the states eventually

We had an identity but it's been crumbling since the 60s. We had a strong military and proud, hardworking citizens. We were a land of opportunity for grateful European immigrants.

Now we are China's plaything. Multiculturalism ripped communities apart and the Canadian identity began to fade away. Trudeau Sr. and his successors are responsible for turning Canda into a joke. It's no longer a nation, just a slab of land where Muslims come to get free shit.

It is proper french, what are you talking about?

>We had an identity but it's been crumbling since the 60s
No one knew that Canada existed in the 60s faggot lel.

Swiss Chalet is just a poor, cucked, version of Chic-fil-a.
It's why Calgary is the only good city in Canada.

>There's no port cities in canada
What is Halifax.

quebecois en francais =/= france en francais

Oui je sais, mais français metropolitan est le vrai français.

Maybe in Canada, cuck

And what is Halifax? No seriously, I've never heard about it before

This made me laugh.

Just go to America since Trump is president and start a new life.

>no real history

it's because 'wiping out the French' isn't good history

When refering to strangers, even signular, you should always use vous conjugations.

I don't understand why people are proud to live vicariously through their country's ancestors.. americans are """proud""" because they went to the moon, etc. but they didn't do shit. most americans are fat lazy fucks who will never accomplish anything.

Live your own life and accomplish something on your own if you want to be proud of yourself. And be glad you live in a country where its possible to do so.

I would also argue that Canada has more regional cultures, although I still think there is an underlying national identity. None of that really matters unless you want to prove that you are "relevant" on a chinese comic forum. In your day to day life Canada is a great country that allows you to live your life freely and be comfy and happy.

Bump

yo for real though, if hillary was elected I wouldn't feel half as motivated as I do now to move to the states. too bad there isn't fuck all for work right now in edmonton.

Why? Please stop bullying us

,000,000 citizens

Your math sucks. It's 12 gorillion + 35,000,000

cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-mexico-visa-requirement-trump-1.3845957

I bet Sweden is making a killing with the lube exports.

I love this shitposter

Guys, check this out

>The Rideau Canal, also known unofficially as the Rideau Waterway, connects the city of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, on the Ottawa River to the city of Kingston, Ontario, on Lake Ontario. It is 202 kilometres in length.[1] The name Rideau, French for "curtain," is derived from the curtain-like appearance of the Rideau River's twin waterfalls where they join the Ottawa River.[2] The canal system uses sections of two rivers, the Rideau and the Cataraqui, as well as several lakes. The Rideau Canal is operated by Parks Canada.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rideau_Canal

google.ca/maps/place/Rideau Canal/@44.7288003,-75.9586974,9z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x574f96839abd41f2!8m2!3d45.4044668!4d-75.6809923

Look on the map, they don't even connect.

Another lie.

WTF they build the canal for??

idk why it hasn't been quarantined from the earth either my friend.

Sports in not popular here unlike in fussball infested Germany.

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Italians are the European equivalent of niggers and trust me when I say that Canada wishes we had less of you greasy guido wop fucks around except that we like to fuck your Mothers and Sisters who are grateful to have a nice long hard fat cock unlike the average Spaghetti Nigger dick which measures at 4-5 inches max not to mention your manlet statues, faggot!

Your country is nothing but made up lies.

How come I can keep finding glaring inconsistencies in canadian history and facts and no one else notices??

Haha, your wop grandparents couldn't hack it in Spaghetti Nigger land and had to come to Canada. Oh and your GD's cousin was most likely was a pedophile who made his money by making and selling child pornography.

This guy is triggered.

Holy fuck I bet you're some fucking muslim-look alike fuck who live in Montreal. If not, you can't even get "Being a giant fucking waste of the True North's fresh crisp air because I am an Italian Immigrant - much like those shut away Jews in Brooklyn" right. Enjoy needing to stand on your tip-toes when you wanna pay for anything over the counter you fucking Marinara-Nigger.

Everything OP is saying is the cold truth. I am planning on leaving this soulless retarded cold country pretending being civilized. All they do is import immigrants to get their money and taxes to avoid bankruptcy. I lived in Europe. I regret coming to this stupid country. If you want to be left alone, work like a slave and have a peaceful Boring life without any culture, nationalism or history. Then this country is good for you

This guy is triggered too.
canadians are so funny when they get triggered.

Read it and weep cana-faggots. No one likes your country

The only thing triggered here is your wop grandfather who will put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger once the DNA tests come back and he finds out that he's been cucked for decades and having his life/money drained by your atypical whore wop grandmother who probably also fucked niggers behind his back as well.

This is exactly why I fucking hate Immigrants. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH OR FRENCH? YOU FUCKS DON'T EVEN TRY TO LEARN IT, YOU JUST SPEAK YOUR FUCKING NEANDERTHAL LANGUAGE AND THEN BECOME A SOUR FUCK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING COMMUNICATE

>Like literal morons built the them.

>Seriously, why the fuck does this sad sack nation of pedo faggots even exist??

To enjoy a higher quality of life than Americans

Fucking Edmonton doesn't exist. Its where the Province helps train road construction workers by allowing them to train on a simulation city. Edmonton is like the Chernobyl of Canada.

I'm convinced your a bot
LOL

canadians aren't worth talking too.
Look at you for instance
LOL

LMFAO
You seriously believe that??
LOOOOOLLLLLL

You're talking about western Canada. Anything west of the Atlantic provinces is shit-tier non-white.

I just realized how long this post is.

I hope this is pasta, OP. It's a colossal waste of time otherwise. Nothing you said is true . If it were, it might actually qualify as bait. As it is, it's just... a weird little rant.

Remember, good bait has a grain of truth. Try again.

>great lakes and maritimes join USA
>Manitoba, northern Ontario and northern Quebec form Hudson's bay
>Quebec and Labrador forms Quebec independant state
>Newfoundland and PEI join UK
>BC, AB, Yukon, sask and NWT join together and Form chinese resource colony number 3

Name one flaw

"Vous" is used as a formal conjugation and is earned, not given.

And I doubt that people who shitpost on anime message boards deserve any of this.

dog I don't even disagree with you on that, but I spent most of my life in fort mac, and I'd take edmonton over mac any day.

The maritimes (and newfoundland) is too white to join the US. It'd only make the population even darker.

Pic related

Says the cucked Italian.

That's the dream, my brother. Why complain? Shouldnt you be trying to maintain it?

Research yourself, if you're smart enough to figure out how.
Low IQ canadian
Reading is hard eh??

Triggered canadian is buttblasted mad at the truth

Yes, I believe the Americans. When their flagship conservative think tanks and publications say American is pathetic, I take their word. It doesn't help that the World Bank, the OECD, the Economist, et al all agree. Poor America.

Pic related. Murican education. Sad!

US HDI: 0.915
Canada HDI: 0.913

Why does the US even exist?

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LOOOOLLLLLL

You're so brain washed it's funny

Hey fuck you nigger
Who /italy/ here
wish I was in new york back when it was italy owned

THE ALT-LEFT WILL RISE!
PROTECT THE WEAK AND TRAMPLE THE UNEDUCATED!
HAIL HOPE!
HAIL LOGIC!
HAIL SCIENCE!
EMBRACE PARADOX!
LOVE OR DESPAIR!

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>my sensibilities are getting in the way of the history of British North America

wew laddie

I will have the best regards to your house.

We started it as a joke, and it just got out of hand.

>The Charter of Rights and Freedoms was written in 1982 by a communist and all rights can be taken away at any time.

Except that's completely wrong, amending the constitution requires a reading in both the senate and house of commons, approval of 7/10 provinces and support from 50% of the population.

You're probably thinking of the fact that the charter has a "reasonable limits clause" which makes it so people can't do things like claim shooting child pornography is artistic expression and thus protected under law.

But then you guys are at like 30th place for reading, writing and mathematical ability.

Wow a immigrant being a uppity faggot that your 1st world daddy isn't cool enough for you

QFT! :) I like where your at 'by.

Yea, which makes it worse that you guys still don't have a higher HDI than us.

Kek, I hope that .002 is worth it then.

History is now feelings. Gotcha canadian

Try researching these things yourself, if you're smart enough to figure out how.

Try looking it up yourself. It right on the government website. First paragraph.
Not my fault you can't comprehend what you're reading

Canada is pretty gay, though.

Hope Trump annexes us.

I'll just leaf this here

>There is more black people in the USA than canada has citizens
>There is more Latinos/Hispanics in USA than canada has citizens

LOL
Most canadian elementary teachers can't even do simply math.
LOL
LOL
LOL
canadians are fucking retards bro. You included HA HA HA

You think over paying for everything, having high taxes and living in the snow is a higher quality of life and standard of living.

HAW HAW HAWWW

OMGF
Are you actually that fucking stupid?? HAW HAW HAW

You're the one putting your feelings ahead of history, not me. If you knew the history of this country you'd realize British loyalists fled to Canada before, during and after the American Revolution to already existing British (and Frog) settlements.

If you faggots keep asking for US to annex us, then speak for yourselves. The Atlantic provinces want out.

Try debunking anything I posted.
instead of using your feelings, use google retard.

>.002 in exchange for 3nd world tier education

This, America has to take us in.

If only for the white boost. Come on b'ys.

Why dont you fucking go back?

LOL
You're a mental retard bro. You don't even know your own countries history.
LOL
You were educated by canadian retards telling you lies.

LOOK UP and try to debunk anything I posted.
GO!
TRY!!