Describe your fetish using a SpongeBob quote and have others guess what it is

Describe your fetish using a SpongeBob quote and have others guess what it is.

>Sandy's a girl?

>why aren’t you in uniform?

Reverse traps/tomboys?

Am I a pretty girl?

Reverse traps?

>You've gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine!

We did it Gary, we're finally huge!

Reverse traps
Maid shit
Regular traps
Spanking
Macro

>mistakes into miracles

Correct

>Dude, put that away. There are children here.

>Just remember, P.O.O.P!

>Wait, Spongebob, we're not cavemen. We have technology.

>or THESE

>Look, doubloons!
>Don't drop them

Fucking machines?

>He took off his pants

>No matter what I’ve said I’ve always secretly liked you!

>just look at his daughter, she's a big as a whale
I only like chub though no lardasses and only when it looks good

Abortion?
Exhibitonism
Scat, which is gross
Anal Rape

>AAAAHHHH, it ate them

Vore, which is okay only when it’s snake vore.

>Not again

>I'm ugly and I'm proud!

I was just looking for the sports channel!

remember, the money is always right

I'm more concerned with how Sandy is breathing (presumably) underwater without her helmet on in OP's pic

>Grandma's cookies

>Am I a pretty girl?

Eating out asshole?
Vanilla porn?
Financial Dom, which is cuck tier
MILF

>>Financial Dom, which is cuck tier

wrong

You should have posted the image along with it you fuck.

Someone already used that one but I’ll forgive you because traps are godtier.

>MILF
Dead on.

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>vanilla porn
Nah

>are you squidward yet?

I NEEEEED IT

>It was big, long, and PINK!

TG
He used the exact quote too damnit!

>AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST

Steppin' on the beach

Orgasm denial, you are the toppest of tiers
Masturbation or Macro/Giantess

Fisting?

Did Spongebob as a show give you any of your fetishes? We’re all friends here you can be honest.

If I got fetishes from Spongebob I’d kill myself, tell me what you have done.

what about that femanon from the Family Guy character creation thread that draws and gets off to spongebob porn?

Why?

She was a blonde qt. She can be as autistic as she wants.

>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

but she was also a kindergarten teacher, which worries me
i don't like how all you degenerates are normal seeming people that have real jobs

Turns out everyone is fucked in the hide but hides it in real life. Who knew?

Most people are capable of separating their internet life from work. Not the extreme autists like ChrisChan but I bet half the waifufags on this site hold regular jobs.

Protip.

Every person you meet during you're daily travels probably gets their rocks off to things you can only dream of.

>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. Uhhhhh....

Feet/Footjob

Mindbreak/Oblivious

"Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face."

“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain priviliges!”

i refuse to believe that
i'm fucked up but everyone else is so normal seeming

Anybody got that screenshot from a thread where flats fucks spongebob until he is inflated with cum?

>JUST GET OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID DUMB ANIMAL!

how can you inflate a sponge

>Mindbreak/Oblivious
Nah.
I'm 100% sure you guys won't be able to guess it.

People like to think they are the sole independent thinker while everyone else is mindless drones. You may feel like you’re the only one with weird fetishes but while you’re on the bus the guy across from you is into my little pony knee inflation and the cute girl next to you schlicks it to on model spongebob porn.

what?

Tsundere?
Face Sitting? Mind break?

there's a difference between thinking everyone else is a mindless drone and thinking other people are better than you in the head

>tfw I found out my friend was into pet play because he left the collar on after stepping out of his room that his girl friend was in.

Never let him live it down to this day, then again I'm no saint by any means.

Corks in his holes. Did you not even watch the Suds episode?

They aren't. They really aren't. And you aren't as special as you want to think, either. I can guarantee you that you interact with at least one person a very regular basis whose fetishes would utterly disturb you.

>It's BIG, PINK, AND HAIRY

sorry you got wrong.
try again

loli/shota

" where's the leak ma'am "

Yes to both

*dolphin noises*

Is that you, Jotaro?

>And you aren't as special as you want to think
you're acting like i'm saying something good about myself and putting down others. i'm complementing everyone around me.

Yare yare daze.

Bara?
>Meow

I'm trying to find one for bondage but I can't think of any, anyone wanna help me out?

So what are you’re fetishes and shameful faps user?

>girls want to fuck spongebob
>girls want to fuck spongebob enough to draw porn of him
>no girls want to fuck me

"Well Maybe it is Stupid, but it´s also dumb"

...

Probably something from the episode with the hooks or the one where they catch everyone in nets.

>You'll end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna. With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!

>You ever wonder if Mr. Krabs does karate?

>SOILED IT!

Ebony girls or BBC

>Time to grow myself large and wide!

Take it easy, it's just a drawing

>My thighs?

>can I interest you in some chocolate

Is there a quote referencing cuntboys?

>belongs in the trash

plebian

I’m sure Spongebob talks about having holes or pores at some point but I’m too lazy to find one.

heh

"You ride em up, and up, and up, then you gently flow down."

>it’s tickling my DNA, make it stop!

Inflation?

>Fine, I guess you're gonna miss...
>the panty raid.

N is for NO SURVIVORS

>I'm going to show my best friend Squidward to everyone in town, wearing a salmon suit!

inb4 "are ya ready, kids?"

Snuff?
Guro?

Mermaids or furry

"at least i'm well put together, and not some steam-driven pile of junk!"

Mistakes into Miracles would be pregnancy probably.

>I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head so I used a watermelon for size!