Use three words to make Rob Schneider's next movie plot

Use three words to make Rob Schneider's next movie plot.

ROB SCHNEIDER WAS

AN ESTATE-AGENT

Killed member kennies and gets schwifty

Unappreciated transsexual housewife

20lbs of pussy and ass

THE PRESIDENT'S BROTHER?!

VIRTUE SIGNALING NEOCON

AN EX-SERIAL RAPIST

ACTUALLY INNA MOVIE

DERP HERP A-DERP

UNTIL ONE DAY HE RUNS INTO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

A FAGGOT LOVER?!

TUM-TEEDLEE-DUM

TAH TIDDILY TUM

CHOKED BY MEXICANS

And the wacky adventure begins! CAN THE QUEEN HELP ROB’S FAILING MARRIAGE?

Rob Schneider in: The Queen and I.
Rated PG-13

in a coma

AND SCHNEIDER WILL LEARN

A REMOTE CONTROL

That being in a coma is exactly like his career now

RATED PG-13!