Cartoon claims to be sword and sorcery

>cartoon claims to be sword and sorcery
>doesnt feature muscular men punching camels
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>tfw we'll never get a badass Adult Swim/HBO Conan cartoon

not even settling for horse punching

We almost got it

>show claims to be D&D
>nobody ever gets hit by anything but magic or projectiles
>the goddamn god of dragons beaten by new players
youtube.com/watch?v=CTc2FlIqYeo

still pains me to this day that it wasnt picked up.

Sjws would have a coniption over Conan these days

What is this flash animation bullshit? It seriously looks like some bullshit that would be praised by edgy 12 year olds on newgrounds.

>hating korgoth
I didnt know contrarianism of this level was possible, either way kill yourself

Are there really any Sword & Sorcery cartoons currently on air though?

I punched a horse in the face once. I used to ride my bike bike from school, and there was a horse paddock on my route. There was a horse with it's head sticking over the fence one day and as I rode past I threw my fist out and hit it in the face on an impulse. Not super hard, but hard enough that I felt the impact all the way down to my shoulder. The horse wasn't even that fazed, I guess their pretty fucking, but it felt really satisfying and I don't even hate horses. I was just an angry teenager

I wanna see them lose their shit over A Princess of Mars.

Magical Magiswords or whatever?

As long as it was a police camel getting punched, they'd be okay with it.

You guys know that Conan comics have been going on pretty much constantly, and that Dejah has her own book starting in a month right?

>he didn't get my obscure reference
You have brought eternal shame upon your house. I'm afraid an heroing is the only way to redeem yourself.

If people just ignored their bitching they would go away and wouldnt ahve any influence anywhere

It still hurts

>sword and sorcery

youtube.com/watch?v=QfpHtj9uxqg

ah. shut up and drink you're mead.

Drunk Dragons are superior.

havent seen that in probably 15 years, does it hold up?

yes, it's still my all time favorite movie. It's a kids movie with a lot of adult content just below the surface that I never saw when I was a kid. Also the dialog is quite advanced for a kids movie.

The thing that doesn't hold up is the ending, cause it was shit even as a kid.

James Earl Jones' best performance too
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That feel when we can't have masculine men anymore in sjw era