>June 16
>Ted sits alone, gazing out of the window of his apartment
>"Heh, this will be an easy victory.Bush lacks the true values of coservatism"
>As he sits down on the couch he turns on the TV
>"Dahnald? What's this gorillionare doing this time"
>Donald J. Trump announces his candidacy
>"What is this undercover liberal doing?" he snickers
>"Not like it matters, he'll be demolished during the first debate"
>Turning off the TV he heads off to his bedroom
>Before falling asleep he remarks "The circle of twelve 30° divisions of celestial longitude is with me"
>In his dreams a strong blonde man touches his shoulder and asks a single question "Why are you lyin' Ted"
>Ted wakes up in a cold sweat
>"Who was this madman..." he remakes as he gasps for air
>"His energy...unmatched"
>"It feels as if an ancient evil was awoken..." he says out loud as he looks to his left
>On the counter next to his bed was a frog
>"N-Nani...?"
Meanwhile on the other side of the country
>"Mister Trump, everything has been completed, the research team has finally managed to decrypt the message on the tablet we've found in Egypt" a mysterious voice says
>Trump lifts his eyes to look at this man
>"Have you found what I was expecting?" Trump asks casually
>"Y-Yes sir...amazing how well you predicted it"
>"Hm, this won't be an easy battle, the primaries are just a show, nothing more" he declares
>"There is a great evil out there and only one power can stop it" he continues
>A frog jumps on his desk
>"WHAT IS THAT!? HOW DID IT GET IN?" The mysterious voice says trembling
>"This? This is our best bet on winning the election"
June 16
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>August 6th after the debate
>Trump was alone, heading towards the exit
>The hall was empty
>"DAHNALD!" a voice shouts
>Donald stops dead in his tracks and slowly turns around
>"What do you think you're doing Dahnald?"
>"Ted?I'm doing something you can't even begin to comprehend"
>"And what is that!?" Ted retorts
>Trump smirks
>"Making America Great Again"
>"You're being a real pain in the ass Dahnald!"
>"You don't have the values of a true conservative" he continues
>"Indeed Ted, you couldn't be more correct. I have ascended from these little squabbles between left and right"
>"Then why have you joined the Republican Party in order to run for the nomination?!" Asks Ted in an angry manner
>"Joined?"
>Trump begins to laugh
>"I haven't joined anything, I'm taking this party over."
>Donald opens the door and leaves
>"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS DAHNALD! THE PEOPLE WANT A TRUE CONSERVATIVE LEADER!"
>Trump enters his car
>"Sir, we have successfully infiltrated the hive mind." the same mysterious voice declares
>"Is he getting stronger?"
>"His powers are slowly being regained...It will take about a year for him to fully recover"
>Trump smiles
>"I guess it takes a lot of energy even for a God to bend time"
>The car's engine starts
>A car stops in front of Trump's tower
>An old man with white hair exits from it
>He goes inside and knocks on Trump's door
>"Oh Pence, been a while" Trump exclaims
>"Hah, very funny Donald"
>"How badly was the timeline affected?" Trump slowly asks
>"Depends, if we are to defeat the Great Evil there will probably be a cataclysm" Pence replies
>"Well Pence...anything would be better than what happened"
>"Make America Great Again...huh? Funny slogan"
>Pence and Trump laugh
>"Well, Saving The World would be too obvious" Trump declares
>"Donald...Do you think HE knows"
>"I'm more than sure Mikey, but it's up to us now"
>"Do you think it's worth it?They will hate you..."
>Trump gets up and goes to the window
>As he gazes at the city lights below he strongly proclaims
>"A small price to pay, it is our duty to save them all"
>"T-Trump..."
>"Yeah?"
>"If we don't succeed I'd like to tell you that you are like a brother to me"
>"Don't underestimate Kek's power, after all he even turned back time"
>"Guess you're right"
>The door of Trump's office swings open
>"MISTER TRUMP! THE HIVEMIND" The mysterious man in lab coat shouts
>"What is it?" Trump and Pence ask in unison
>"T-The Hivemind is stronger than what even our wildest dreams could ever imagine"
>"Well, at least there is a silver lining. Continue to collect their digits. This is the final battle"
>"SIR YES SIR"
>Republican National Convention
>Trump enters the building
>"I guess the low energy fella was right, slow and steady" Trump quietly remarks as he prepares for his speech
>Suddenly alarms start sounding
>"INTRUDER ALRERT! INTRUDER ALERT"
>"He's here" Trump tells Pence
>"DAHNALD! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU! THE DELEGATES WILL BE MINE!" Ted Cruz shouts while holding two AR-15s
>The guards were no match for him
>The bodies of over 50 guardsmen lay before him
>Trump was the only one still standing, the rest were either dead or hiding
>"DAHNAAAAAAAAAAAALD! THE DELEGAAAAAAATES!"
>Ted begins to fire at Trump
>Donald fades into the smoke caused from Ted's AR-15s
>Cruz gasps for air as he stops shooting
>"Hah...haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>"THEY ARE MINE! ALL OF THEM!"
>"I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER TRULY UNDERSTAND THE VALUES OF A TRUE CONSERVATI-" Ted stops
>"N-Nani"
>Trump stands tall and behind him a strange, frog like being stared Ted dead in the eyes
>"What's that Dahnald!?"
>"Ted, I've already told you, this is no longer about left or right"
>"Then what is it about Dahnald!?"
>"Well Ted, we are controlled by something greater"
>After a small pause Trump continues
>"Memes"
>Pence rushes towards Donald
>"The police is outside, what are we going to do?" he asks
>"Damn...Kek, we need to use a bit of your energy, make all of them forget this ever happened"
>As Kek slowly floats towards Ted and slashes one of his eyes, preparing to kill him
>"Wait, not him"
autism
>yfw this election has fanfiction
Autism. Continue.
autism. proceed
>The night before the election
>Inside Trump Meme Research Facility deep under the Trump Tower
>Everything is burning
>The corpses of scientists cover the floor
>Trump and Pence are running
>"Don't stop Donald, Moloch is right behind us!"
>"God damnit, not now! We are so close"
>Both of them reach a dead end
>"N-No ... this can't be!THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Pence shouts
>"Looks like this is the end of the road...after all we couldn't save the worl-" a explosion interrupts Trump
>Ted Cruz blew a hole in the wall behind Moloch
>"Hey Dahnald, I'm back"
>Ted loads his modified weapon
>"This baby can now hold an even amount of bullets"
>"Heh, those are some nice repeating numbers" Trump remarks
>"Knew you'd like it Dahnald"
>Cruz begins to unload his gun into Moloch giving Trump and Pence just enough time to dodge past him and run behind Cruz
>"Dahnald, you better call upon your little ancient power really quick, I'm running out of bullets"
>"Trump! Wait! If we use Kek's power now we will not be able to win the election! We won't have enough energy"
>"Is that true Dahnald?"
>"I'm afraid so Ted"
>"Heh...Run Dahnald! I've already filled the underground with multiple explosives. You have 3 minutes to get out"
>"You are no longer Lyin' Ted ... You're Redeem Ted!"
>"Thanks Dahnald ... NOW GO! MOLOCH IS REGAINING HIS POWERS!"
>As Trump and Pence jump through the closing blast doors of the Meme Facility the ground shakes with a loud explosion
>"We won't let you down Ted" Trump proclaims
>Night of the election
>Trump is losing state after state
>Everything seems lost
>Pence and Trump look at the electoral map
>"Switch it on and put the Hivemind into overdrive" Trump orders to Pence
>"On it"
>Suddenly lightning strikes Trump's tower
>On the other side of the planet in Egypt light shoots up into the skies from the pyramids
>People that didn't want to go out and vote suddenly get a surge of energy
>The hours pass
>More and more people go out to vote
>State after state becomes red
>Trump is declared victor
>Everybody celebrates
>But not Trump and Pence
>After everybody leaves Trump looks at Pence and says
>"It's not over, is it?"
>"Not even by a long shot" Pence replies
>Soros sits on top of his tower clunching his fist
>"You have no idea what you're up against" Soros says
>Another lightning strikes the Trump Tower
>For a quick second during the strike Kek and Moloch could be seen fighting
>This is no longer about politics
>It's personal
fuck im in tears!!!
where is Ted!!!!!!!
Autism. Continue.
>>For a quick second during the strike Kek and Moloch could be seen fighting
10/10
>From the ruins of the Meme Facility a hand raises from the rubble
>Redeemed Ted coughs
>"Well Dahnald, looks like I'll be going now..."
>"But fear not, I may not be by your side, but I will protect conservatism my own way"
>"When the days will be the darkest I will return"
Back at the Trump Tower
>Trump sits on top of the tower
>Pence opens the door and asks
>"What are you doing?"
>"Nothing, just thinking"
>"A-Are you okay Trump?"
>"Yeah, I hate this rain"
>"It's not raining Donald..."
WAT
bumping
i want to see the end
op is a madman
And then a mysterious figure appeared in the doorway
"Sonic the hedgehog!?" ejaculated pence in a state of pure shock
I'm afraid that is all I wrote
The real ending is up to you.This is your story.
meant for
>g.e-hentai.org
ITT: nobody has ready this yet
>>>"Heh, those are some nice repeating numbers"
Indeed
Should have had Nigel and Putin show up at some point
And cameos by Sleepy Doc and Rand
This. Should have included shllary too
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!!!
czech'd
>>"Well Ted, we are controlled by something greater"
I saw it coming
BASED FUCKING ROMANIAN
wew
fucking hell this is great
This is pretty good. I approve.
Someone should paste this all together in a pastebin or something.
I've screenshotted all of the posts if that counts for something
Holy niggers
don't leave us like this
What shall we name this brave new tale?
chances are i'll read this in a youtube video
Glad to be posting in what will be a saved thread.bfor DECADES To come.
People forget that Ted and Donald were best mates during the early primaries.
If Cruz stayed friendly he would have easily been VP.
Man, someone should make a video out of this
Kek's Fury. Digits say so
Can you post them? I'm on mobile and can't screenshot fully.
>If Cruz stayed friendly he would have easily been VP.
Donald attacked first and said why in the debates; because Ted's poll numbers came up.
>>For a quick second during the strike Kek and Moloch could be seen fighting
HYPE
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what's it like not having a life?