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Jesus, how fucking big IS Hulk's junk? Stark's obviously a dicklet (barely looks like a 2" blur) bur Hulk's is massive. Where the fuck did Caiera put all that?!

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Well looking that that pic and the pixelization of the base of Hulk's dong, It looks to be as thick as Tony's arm. Keep in mind that Comicbook tony is 6'2 and in shape mind Hulk even flaccid is about as thick as his arm. My guess Would be something like an Horse's penis in size. I mean there's a reason why only She Hulk and Caiera were the only ones that could handle Bruce's cock.

Bruce is small though

Tony's 6'1" in the books. Doom is 6'2". But yeah, Hulk's cock looks about that size. It's Tony's that I cannot really work out.

Honestly, considering those scrawny fucks tend to have the bigger dicks, I'd imagine Bruce is already packing some heat. Just look at DaFoe's horsecock.Or Tommy Lee. Or DiCaprio. Lanky dudes tend to have the biggest cocks. Meanwhile folks like Brad Pitt, Daniel Craig or Jude Law are average to small.

>Just look at DaFoe's horsecock.Or Tommy Lee. Or DiCaprio

...how do you know this? Did you do a study on celebrity cocks?

I...I'm insecure about my small 5"x5" (maybe 6"x6" on a good day, dunno, it's got a big upwards curve and I've got a fatpad so it's kinda hard to measure with a triangle ruler) dick, so I regularly scour the net for penises of famous people to see where I rank. The day I learned that Bieber has a bigger dick than Brad Pitt, or that DiCaprio has one of the biggest schlongs in the Industry, was the day I almost an heroed. I cannot sleep, lift, study, nothing. I just think about how awful my dick is and how worthless I am. I flunked Physics III this semester because of it. I've become addicted to browsing /fit/'s dick threads and trying to see how important the dick is. I've started pirating sex books to pick up some moves. I've been on NoFap/NoPorn for about 2 Weeks, because I hate myself too much to get an erection. I haven't had a full erection since I started. But hey, upside is I looked at maybe ~500 dicks,and didn't even get a chub, so... at least I got confirmation that I'm not gay. If you're browsed /adv/ or /r9k/ you've probably seen my threads.

>scrawny = big benis
Can confirm.
T. 6x6, condoms can be a bitch

>big penis
>6x6
user, I... Maybe it's /fit/ and /r9k/ brainwashing me but... I don't think 6"x6" is considered big. I've been told it's the dicklet cutoff.

you are fucking crazy. Get help.

Come on user, I bet you've seen more autistic stuff here.

My god.

Even the Treasure Planet autist had his shit together enough to do well in college, and he even got psychiatric help regularly

Oh come on, everyone has insecurities about their dick. And when it is legitimately small like mine, I have reason to be paranoid.

Well Physics is not exactly easy to do well in unless you have a clear head.

>Average penis size is 5.5 inches

>>I don't think 6"x6" is considered big.

>>>Maybe it's /fit/ and /r9k/ brainwashing me

Hmm.

Stop making excuses for the fact that you're letting something so small ha ruin your life

Shit user, above average doesn't mean big. DaFoe's dick is longer than yours and it's flaccid. Where do you get this much confidence from anyway? I thinking about kms pretty much every day.

What can I do? Study and hope I become rich? Lift and become handsome? Then what? Hire expensive hookers and pay them extra not to laugh about my lil'pickle? I'm not putting this embarrassment of a cock in front of a woman. I'd rather die a virgin. Become a regular wizard.

A) I'm not that same user

B) I'm not insecure about my dick because its outside of my control, who gives a shit. Why worry about something that you had no say in?

If you get a sexual partner who makes fun of your dick for not being big enough to her standard tell her to eat shit.

Get a Penis Implant.

Look user, you have to compensate in other areas. If you like boys you should work on your butt. If you like girls you better learn some vagina techniques.

I feel like Hulk's penis should be tiny, given the notion that steroid abusers have penis shrinkage due to the hormone imbalance or whatever.

>A) I'm not that same user
How big is yours?

>B) I'm not insecure about my dick because its outside of my control, who gives a shit. Why worry about something that you had no say in?
Aren't you jealous of guys with 8" cocks? You can fix a body through training, you can fix a face through plastic surgery, you can become smarter by studying, but like you said, you literally cannot change your dick. Doesn't that anger you?

>If you get a sexual partner who makes fun of your dick for not being big enough to her standard tell her to eat shit.
Easier said than done. I won't lose my V-Card before getting done with my PhD anyway, so I figure I'll just hire some high-end escort to get the hang of it before going into the dating game.

>Get a Penis Implant.
Thanks for the kind words.Really, thanks... I wonder what you'd say to a 4.5" guy...

>Aren't you jealous of guys with 8" cocks? You can fix a body through training, you can fix a face through plastic surgery, you can become smarter by studying, but like you said, you literally cannot change your dick. Doesn't that anger you?
No.

You've already said it. To hell with women, to hell with dating, just make your own life better and do what you want. There's no sense agonizing about it, just give up on sex and have a happy life, you miserable cunt.

>just give up on sex and have a happy life
But I don't want to, I like women. I am handsome enough goddammit. I know how to play various instruments, I've made a couple of student films, I've taken singing and painting lessons. I even know how to make mosaics. I've gone through about 10 different sports in my lifetime. I have talents, and this shitty thing is messing everything up!

Dude, you'll have a big dick. Sure it will hurt when you fuck and it might make you sterile but at least you'll have that big dong you always wanted.

How small are you that your dick is somehow ruining relationships?

But they don't admit anyone above 4" for a penis transplant, even if you have the money.

See I'm still a virgin so nobody has laughed at it, but I consider it merely inevitable.

Well then either get professional help, nut up, or kill yourself. Those are your alternatives to ruining your own life over being insecure about your little dick.

You watch too much porn, that's why you feel insecure all the time. Have you tried herbal medicines? Penis Pumps? Massages?

So your dick is somehow messing up your non-existant relationships.

Perhaps have you considered that the things you described are merely superficial attractions and a partner would be more interested in you as a person than you as a jack of all trades, master of none.

I dont think you have any idea at all how a relationship works if you think its only "I DO THING, YOU LIKE? WE FUCK"

Repeatedly calling it little isn't helping me user.

Penis Pumps are too risky, same as Jelqing.

>So your dick is somehow messing up your non-existant relationships.
No, i said it messes up my head and the possibility of relationships.

>Perhaps have you considered that the things you described are merely superficial attractions and a partner would be more interested in you as a person than you as a jack of all trades, master of none.
If talents and traits don't form a character, then what does? "Me kind to animals, me good guy" or "me aggressive, me kill lot of people in army" is what it takes?

>I dont think you have any idea at all how a relationship works if you think its only "I DO THING, YOU LIKE? WE FUCK"
How do they work then? I am a friendless virgin, I've already said that.

>tfw not ashamed of cock
ah, the joys of confidence

How big is it?

Then getting a bigger penis isnt going to fix your problems, user, because they run deep.

You're fucked up to the core, go see a therapist.

6.5, but I'm thick as a fuckin' soda can.

>smiling nigga touching his forehead.jpg
You won't be insecure about you dick size if you don't have sex.

Neither is your fruitless obsessing

>tfw the biggest among friends
I can tell because they're all shy and shit and everytime i look there it looks like there's no baggage. Even the descriptions make them sound small.

Unironically get professional help/ therapy, you have a problem

>You're fucked up to the core, go see a therapist.
Can't, no money.

Well, good for you I guess...

Oh bugger off, Sup Forums's full of people who jack it to diaper porn. Me having an insecurity issue and thinking about suicide isn't that alarming.

There you go

>6" girth isn't big
>trusting /fit/ and /r9k/ that much

You're being a bitch, OP. If you're so insecure about your cock size that you feel the need to off yourself, just fuckin' do it already. Stop bitching about it to anonymous people on Sup Forums. Learn to adapt and move on. If I, a legitimate autist with the worst kind of introverted tendencies, can make a decent amount of IRL friends and have a healthy sex life, then so can you.

If you don't want to do anything about it, just off yourself now, because it ain't gonna get better.

>If I, a legitimate autist with the worst kind of introverted tendencies, can make a decent amount of IRL friends and have a healthy sex life, then so can you.
Yeah, but what's your dick size?

But /fit/ usually posts pics on imgur and they have legitimate monster dongs. So if the vast majority has 7"+ dicks, how the heck do I compete?

user, 6' is the world average. You're fine. Jesus Christ save us from those homo's on /fit/. They're ruining lives.

Cool. Off yourself,. fag.

But I thought 5.2" was the world average... You're making things worse user...

I won't do it, but I wonder how you'd feel if you actually were responsible for someone's suicide.

>admitting to browsing /r9k/

it's literally worse than being a brony at this point

Probably fine. You're a fucking parasite on the human race, you do-nothing bitch-and-moan little faggot. People like you should kill themselves for the good of the populace.

I am never looking at Willam DaFoe's penis.

Ever.

Eh, we're all still on a Colombian Chicken Breast Image Board, so...

Jeez user, calm down with the edge.

Why? Scared that it's too big? Wanna look at Fassy's?

This shit is getting as bad as when someone kept making threads about superheroine pubic hair.

wow that IS a big penis

You know a huge part of Sup Forums humor is targeting common insecurities and blowing them out of proportion right? Like the under 7 feet is a manlet meme? Hell even ancient shit The Game about exploiting our innate curiosity and hatred of losing

That's different from 7" dicks though. 7ft is literally impossible for a person to have. 7" is common enough to be believable and make you (me) feel small.

>flaccid length mattering
seriously guys?

DCEU Joker packs heat

You know you don't have to have pussy destroyer 9 inch cock likein your Japanese hentais for a woman to feel it right?


The clit is where you should be paying attention anyway

dubs here speaks the truth
also get gud with your tongue
pussy is delicious

Yeah, I know. One of his girlfriends who was a pornstar said he actually has a bigger dick than any porn-actor she's been with.

>God-Tier Body Genetics
>Oscar Winning Actor
>Respected Musician
>Porn Dick
It's not fucking fair that some people are so gifted. Fuck God and his cruelty...

But I've never watched hentai. I just look at averages, read those "real women talk about" articles and watch the vids where they grab random women off the street and ask them, and the bottom line is that size does matter.

Seriously, dude, if you (somehow rightly) see sex as a bunch of problems, why can't you be fine with not having it? I'm a wizard-level virgin and my life has really improved since I threw all sex-related things out of my head.

Because I like women. I don't want to be alone.

Oh, and I want to go into space, but I understand that I can't, so I doesn't shape my life around this unreachable goal. Otherwise my existence would be really woesome.

>7ft is literally impossible for a person to have
No it isnt you fucking moron.

>7ft is totally normal dude
Come on user, there's a point when b8 just becomes absurd.

But the two aren't in any way alike! We're talking about finding a woman, not inventing Time-Travel. Jesus user...

At the point where a thought/obsession like that is quantitatively interfering with your normal life, you should look into getting mental help.

>Normal
>>Totally Impossible

>>>>>>>>NORMAL

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Words have meanings dipshit.

I keep having Dreams Where I suck my Dick

>I flunked Physics III this semester because of it
The semester literally just started.

Eh, I can't do it, so...

Yeah, one guy in a billion sure is something to take under consideration...

Not an American. 3rd Semester is ending now, 4th starts mid-Febraury and ends Mid-May.

>being this much of a pussy-ass fag
Just go to the small penis humiliation thread on /d/ where you belong and stay there until the thought of being a dicklet turns you on.

If all else fails you can find an equally desperate fat chick, or an illegal who'll let you put a baby in her for citizenship

You actually need therapy. Sup Forums has literally poisoned your mind to the point where you think a slightly above average schlong is a micro penis and it's ruining your life.

I would laugh but it's actually disgusting that a community can be this utterly wrong about life.

But I don't want to settle. In that case I'd rather die a virgin.

But it doesn't turn me on.

Maybe you're right user. Maybe I just need to block this site...

>taking anything on 4chin without a massive grain of salt.
His fault really. If it wasn't here, he would have fallen to any of the other echo chambers of the internet.

>tfw 7x7

>But it doesn't turn me on.
Then get cracking until it does.

>I would laugh but it's actually disgusting that a community can be this utterly wrong about life.
Enlighten us, oh wise one.

Block this site. Your dick is fine. Your phd is infinitely more important than a penis.

I don't care if this is bait, if you're legit this needs to stop. Unless you want to get into porn or spend your life trolling the bar scene living off of casual hookups, you do not need a giant dick. Most people do not have giant dicks, and that doesn't stop them from having healthy sex lives.

Please, leave Sup Forums. It's harming you. I say this out of love, you need to go.

>We're talking about finding a woman, not inventing Time-Travel.
And neither you nor me can do both, so both are unreachable to us. It's logic.

/r9k/ and /fit/ about penis size and relationships in general. Not talking about Sup Forums

>user is above average and is sad because he doesn't have a monster dong that reaches the floor when standing up.
Cry me a fucking river you fucking bitch. Some of us have REAL reasons to feel inadequate.

that's a fucking monster dude, 7 in of girth is absurd

>in college
>tutoring a high school freshman, son of family friend
>arrive at his house early, no cars in lot
>use the spare key to sit inside since parents gave me the go-ahead and it's 100F+ outside
>find him and his girlfriend fucking on the couch
>unironically has a forearm-sized hard-on and nuts the size of golf balls
>feel incredibly insecure about being 5x4 and being a grower instead of a shower
>get buff for six months because that's all I can do
>new muscular thighs and wider frame makes my dick look even smaller
>become even more insecure
>start drinking
>go to a party and get trashed
>somehow hook up with a hot girl and start making out
>"oooh I want you to get hard for me baby"
>I WAS hard
>tfw given up on relationships

>small dock anons cryinh
Meanwhile I have a really small dick, like 10 cm and I don't givr a single fuck. Chill out idiot.

Make a comics out of this.

But I don't want to. I want to get better, not worse. When I started jerking it to Cenobite-Dragon Demon hybrids, I purged my PC, stopped going to /aco/ and the urges left.

Nah, it's not b8, it's legit. But I guess you are right, I do need to leave. Being so lonely and not going to classes for 1.5 years now has left me defenseless against the bants and all that.

Thanks for not being an edgy cunt user. I appreciate it.

Oh bugger off, I don't have a microdick under 3", not am I mentally challenged. I'll keep trying out of pure spite and hatred.

But 5.1"x5.5" is bellow average. At best I'm 6"x6", and I don't know anymore. What's your size?

What said. Fuck you and your pornstar dick.

That's exactly what I'm afraid of user. Exactly. What happened then? Did you have sex or...?

Imagine being ~4" flaccid, and only growing an inch. Now that's suffering. That's my burden...

Longer dicks aren't always better for women, thick ones however....

Do you get to have sex though? And jeez, 10cm is small. Even when not bonepressing with a half-chub I got an 11cm, and that was the day the depression started.

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Congratulations!
Now move on with your life.

>Do you get to have sex though?
Yes. Quite a bit. I'm spaniard, getting laid is honestly too easy here.
Some girls feel good when I penetrate. Some others need some good lickaroo. Some times some girls don't get satisfied, some times some girls like me enough to make me friend with benefits.
Just get drunk and fuck some girl. First time gonna be rough, but after that you stop caring.

Huh. Thanks for your honesty user. I appreciate it.

It's actually not about the length of the beper, but the girth. That being said, it also depends on you as an individual as well and what kind of lover you are. Doing the nasty is much more than beper in bergelina, and there are alot of factors that are included in this other than beper size. If you meet a woman who is like "Oh wow, a tiny beper, haha so pathetic." then you've met a woman who doesn't have sex that often or you've met someone with literal walmart tier mind sense when it comes to love-making. Size Queens are on the same level as as Men who want the Bimbo. Trust me friend, I've made love to a lot of men, you don't need to lose sleep over one factor.

speaking biologically, it would do hulk no good to have a massive penis. To have functional intercourse he needs to be able to get in. Id say he's about 12 inches

Why they nekkid?

They lost a bet.

Unironicly see a therapist.

You should see a psychiatrist. It would be good for you.