ITT: womanlets

>barely taller than her 12 years old son
Why is Nicole such a womanlet?

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Because this is a cartoon

>quints

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This is totally not a Nicole thread.

A son should always grow to be taller than his mother.

She doesn't care about her height because she's too busy going mad with jealousy about her tiny tits

Sup Forums forever BTFO

>implying she can't shapeshift big tits
She just prefer her normal mode

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I shouldn't find this as funny as it I do.

To be fair, my mom is 5'8, and I was 5'7 when I was 11.

I find short girls hot so i dont mind

i mean, he aint wrong

What an amazing way to shut down a stupid question, user.

Why would he say something like that?

>>barely taller than her 12 years old son
12 year old son also has a head larger than his entire body.
>Co:
>Why is Nicole such a womanlet?

I dont know, why is Nicole a cat when real cats cant even speak?

Nicole has a really big head too. What is your point?

I like womanlets. Its a true virtue if a woman can suck your dick while standing

Amazing. OP forever BTFO.

12 years old cats are already full grown, Nicole is a freak of nature by bing this much aller than Gumball

First post best post

This guy knows what's up
Short grills are best grills

This. Especially if they can wear high heels and still be shorter than you.

When I was 12 I was like 5'10".

>"LOL heights don't matter, it's just a cartoon!"
>there are heights differences in SU
>"REEEEEE WHAT A SHIT SHOW"
Bravo, Sup Forums

>Muh SU
the seething obsession is real

>it's the autistically defensive SUfag
Why do you think the problem is the height? Nicole always stays at her height, but the characters in Steven Universe are animated in such an inconsistent and unprofessional manner that they have radically different sizes in not just different episodes, but also in the same episodes.

It's just a cartoon

>being lazy and inconsistent for no particular reason is OK

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AYYY, Checked! fpbp in its purest form!

I'm making a porn comic involving her and Judy Hopps, but I'm drawing nicole taller with way bigger tits and ass.

What are the chances of people getting into it?

120%

PUT ME ON THE SCREENCAP

Well yeah, Nicole is way taller than Judy

Who the fuck was talking about SU here you fucking donkey?

God damn how suitable. My dick is fully erect.

What is your blog?

when i was 12 i was already taller than my mom and i'm a gril

most women ARE fucking short, dumbass
they are usually between like 5'1 and 5'4

Your mom is a womanlet

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>BTFO OP
>BTFO this board
>Gets them checks
How can one be this based?

>that style
God please no...

10,000 percent.

No, don't make her tits and ass bigger. Let her body type stay as it is.

But her ass is big

What's wrong user?

damn bitch got SERVED

She can't at will

Sounds like my mom.

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>not liking titty nicole

My mom's 6ft even and I was taller than her when I was 12

>Not liking both titty and flat Nicole equally

>>BTFO this board
how?

Shadman?

more of this.],please.

the better question is why does she look exactly like her son

I don't really get why so many people here masturbates to her

That is how genetics work

Poor taste, that's why. Otherwise they'd be fapping to Penny.

>picking the most boring girl in the show over Nicole

That's not how you spell Anais

Anais isn't boring. She is just complete shit

Why do people hate Anais? It was warranted back when she was just diet Gumball but Autistic Anais is great.

>The Rival

Da wae

Who's the lucky bastard that got

Is your mom green and lives in a swamp by any chance

Yeah, it's Shadman.

I like short petite girls

I like patting them on the head and sniffing their hair when we hug. They're also light enough to use me as a pillow and not have my arm fall asleep. And when they get sleepy in the car, I can carry them up to their room and take a nap with em. They usually wear really modest clothes due to the lack of cleavage and have such bright smiles

Because Nicole's mom had sex with a time travelling Gumball in order to create Nicole, and Nicole cheated on Richard with time travelling Gumball in order to create Gumball

They share 99% of their genes. They're basically the same person.

That's really not strange. A decent amount of 12 year olds are taller than their moms.

i'm not really that into GTS but these are the only pictures i have of this character and i don't really post here at all so whatever

This is some genuinely shitty taste

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>Op bitchslapped
>Thread bitchslapped
>Sup Forums bitchslapped
>Sup Forums bitchslapped
>The entire fucking planet human population bitchslapped

To be honest, in SU they really managed to fuck it up pretty badly a couple of times. Like really visibly.

>Statements' credibility depends on how many of your post's digits are matched

I can't imagine a world where getting matching numbers suddenly make something fact. Can you picture the pure chaos this would create?

Trump won because of a 777777777 post on Sup Forums

Moms are always shorter than their kids.

Hell, even I am.

Most mothers I've met were always the shortest member of the adult portion of the family.

Shit, I ended up being as tall as most of my friends' moms by the end of high school.

Well...
I can't say you're telling the truth, because images can be altered. But...
I can't say you're lying, because Murphy's Law.
Hmmmm, Problem.

You know that's normal right?
I was taller than my mom by the time I was 15

it is not.

>lying namefag
how can you be so stupid?

No really. I'm only 5'5, and yet I'm still taller than my mom.

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She canonically has a big ass though.

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you sir are a Gork.

I outgrew my mom when i was 11

>not liking itty bitty kitty titties

I'm curious, what is the perfect height of a woman for you Sup Forums or the most preferable? Personally 1'60 or 1'65

Whats that in feet?

When I was 12 I was taller than my mom. If anyone is the woman/manlet it's the kid.

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