Disney Parks Thread

When are we going to get the much deserved Chernabog attraction?

Disney doesn't want to use old ip's for new rides. they want to use new ip's for new rides (unless they got a redesign like mickey)

No kid would know what the ride would be.

It's Chernobog.

I read that as Chuurobog for some stupid reason.

Churrobog!

When hell freezes over, he'll need a warmer place to stay.

Yes, but it's going to be a tie in with Gargoyles

Not the one you love, but the new reboot where the gargoyles are made second banana to some streetwise teenage girl.

And now I'm imagining Night on Bald Mountain, but played by a Mariachi Band.

They should add him to fantasmic. I might actually go to that show if they do.

Modern Disney wouldn't make that remotely scary enough, so hopefully never.

I’ve been thinking how Night on dreary mountain would make a perfect coaster or better yet it would make great ride like slow ride like spaceship earth except you’re slowly going up a mountain and you see more and more spirits kinda like haunted mansion until they get to the top where a giant Chernabog is throwing a rave until you hear church bells or they could try doing something like the hog warts coaster ride in universal

No clue but don’t worry we’re getting a Night on Bald mountain movie written by the guys who wrote Dracula Untold and other hits like masters of disguise

>be some random yob working at Disneyland in the dead of summer
>suddenly, the sky goes dark, the rides go dead, and a hot sulfurous wind starts whipping through the air
>a mountain-sized shadow falls over you and you look up- and up, and up, and up- and see this
>ground shakes, plants die, and infants burst into tears as a voice that could make Keith David sound like a choir boy tells you to "get Walt" and that's it's time to discuss "one of those favors he owes me"

I mean, he's in the Fantasmic show or whatever it's called, so that technically counts?

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. They’re actually making a Jungle Cruise movie. They’re gonna ruin the ride and litter it with animatronics of the Rock.

Isn't he already in fantasmic?

>and here you can see one of our boulder attractions
>just a cardboard cut out of the rock
Not gonna lie, that would make me chuckle

He is, though I came off with the impression that user wanted an animatronic.

Considering the extra screen, I could see it working and not working.

>5th gate is a villian themed parked geared for young adults with a much later closing time to encourage adults to stick around
>The park icon is a giant replica of Bald Mountain like pic related
>Every night around ~11:30 a Chernobog animatronic wakes up and sprouts it's wings
>Ghosts are projected onto the side of the mountain and can be seen flying toward him with the Night on Bald Mountain music playing

I want this so bad. The only thing I wonder is what kind of attraction the mountain would house

So when Star Wars Land opens can they get rid of Star Tours and the Launch Bay? It would just seem strange to me to have two Star Wars attractions outside of the designated land. Also, am I only one who hates the not-so-new-anymore Star Tours? I hate to be the guy ragging on cgi but it seems so fake.

Star Tours and Launch Bay won't immediately get moved/removed until they overhaul Tomorrowland.

>tfw I just bought a whole bag of fake Chinese pins to trade away at the parks

>tfw we'll never get that
>we'll never get a return of the alien encounter

Night Mountain :^)

But it’s called Bald Mountain

Simpsons themed tavern with steamed hams when?

I think it was supposed to be a play at Space Mountain because night is dark like space and would be a fitting ride if it were to move.