Sup Forums, what are some redpilled sodas? I love drinking soda...

Sup Forums, what are some redpilled sodas? I love drinking soda, even though I know it's Jew-in-a-bottle and it's terrible for me.

Are there any sodas that are decent and not totally cancer-causing?

No soda is redpilled.

Drink coffee or water. The occasional alcoholic beverage. No soda.

Drink coke-zero or get by soda water and put a small amount of fruit juice in there.

Have you tried ARYAN FIZZ?

One of the best.

Don't drink soda, drink juice.

seltzer

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>coffee
>redpilled
no drug is redpilled you fucking kike

but that shit has just as much HFCS and other garbage in it as soda.

Caffeine isn't a drug you stupid nigger

>cocaine
>caffeine
Both in moderation while serving your industry are redpilled as fuck.

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>redpilled sodas

none of them, you diabetic lardass

There is plenty more options of juice to choose from you fucking autist

get a sodastream it's built on stolen land with palestinian slave labor

Agreed. There is nothing wrong with using stimulants to increase your productivity.

Its like a holocaust for mein taste buds!

also

((((JEW))))ce
nice try leaf, you wont be spared on the day of the rake.

>being such a lardass that you have to drink sugar

Redpilled drinks:
Black coffee, water, alcohol (beers and whiskeys mainly. Not your faggy frufru mixed drinks)
Cuck drinks: everything else

Dr. Pepper is the only acceptable form of flavored carbonated beverage.

Seltzer tastes like ass, only good if you mix with alcohol

i like boylans with any good sandwich shop
but drink mostly water, at least 2:1 water:other things

San Pelgrino is close to "soda" and contains uranium the true drink of the happening.

Those sugarfree sparkling water things that come in 1 liter bottles for like 80 cents a piece.

you've got a really small penis, don't you?

>tfw you will never drink an ice cold surge again

fuck

Irn Bru is the only soda that's worth drinking.

Bugger everything else

Cocaine.

No seriously, it's a drink.

Saved my ASS!