Tell us about your best (or worst) storyline ideas Sup Forums

Tell us about your best (or worst) storyline ideas Sup Forums

keg in the batcave explodes and batman gets his dick blown off

Does he have prep time?

Why would post them here? I'm still in the deluded, unlikely mindset that I'll one day work at DC.

Because they're so damn far-fetched that DC wouldn't even accept them if my name was Bendis Morrison.

Batman does cocaine.

Heroes for Hire starring Iron Fist and a divorced Luke Cage. Luke's gotta start hustling hero jobs to pay child support to Jessica. Each issue has a two page Looney Toons style humor comic where Luke tries different schemes to keep money secretly stashed away, yet Jessica always outsmarts him and finds it.

>Joker and Batwoman from the future arrive in present day Gotham
>examines how Batman feels his legacy about fading away while Supes gets mythologized

Wonder Woman just blows Steve Trevor for 22 pages.

That would actually be pretty interesting

I'd read it

This is fucking awesome

Batman having an existential crisis.

And 2 issues later, Batman's dick is a member of low selling book that they need to get higher numbers out of.

>Why would post them here?
>would post
Don't keep your hopes up, chum.

A full on 60s set spy-fi styled Iron Man elseworld.

First series is the origin followed with him fighting against the secret organisation known as M.O.N.G.E.R. (which is headed by Stane obviously, and various other Iron Man villains of the same 'type') who aim to sustain conflicts around the world to keep the war economy they benefit from going.

Second is focused on the Cold War, as with the public emergence of Iron Man the Soviets create the Crimson Dynamo (visually styled after a tank), while in response the US creates War Machine (visually styled after a plane). Maybe throw some Demon in a Bottle elements in too.

Third has The Mandarin, who had fingers in both the plots of one and two, coming out of the shadows to fight Tony and conquer the world once and for all through his tech. Through his illusion rings there's also a ton of Psychedelia imagery.

...

So basically James Bond with Iron Man?

That would be really interesting. Especially since in some interpretations Bruce's end goal is a world which doesn't need a Batman, but at the same time its hard to know that something you've dedicated your life will just fade away.

And it all happens while Tim takes Damian to the spa.

Essentially yes, but with Tony as a free agent without official links to either side. Obviously his allegiances lie with the west and he wants to see them win out, but after his ordeal in the cave he severs official ties as he doesn't want his weapons used in a hypothetical world ending war and instead tries to do things his own way. Plus the secret identity element of this new and powerful weapon coming into being but no one has a clue who i in control adds interesting plot potential.

Right, so you know how the Amazons are immortal demi-humans who are the reincarnated souls of women who died violent deaths?

One day, they decide they're going to become way more active in their mission to spread love and peace, but to do so, they need to start cracking down on various evil forces. To do that, they need to build up their military forces, which , among other things, require more numbers cause there's only, what, 5000 of them if we're being generous.

So Diana comes up with a plan to negotiate an agreement with Aphrodite and Hades. Aphrodite will fix it so that Amazons can reproduce, and their offspring will rapidly age to full adulthood in like a week or so, ready to be trained as soldiers. And Hades will provide the souls of violently killed women to be implanted into these offspring to make them true Amazons. In exchange, Themiscyra has to start hardcore shilling for the Olympians, and start getting more people to worship them again so they can build up their power.

This, naturally, sets up the conflict of Diana, The Spirit of Truth, for the sake of her mission, to somehow sell the complete whoreshit lie that the Olympians are kind and caring deities who want nothing more than to make life better for their subjects. Yeah.

Also, the the first major villain faction they go up against is Grodd and his army. Tolifar and the albino knights are Amazon collaborators.

This reminds me of that comic which was basically Soviet 40k. Does anybody know its name?

No prep time. It just explodes

Manitou Raven from (pic related) gathers and leads the reincarnations of the Ancients to fight a returning Gamenmae and her minions

>that art
Oof, that is, unfortunate.

>Tell us about your best (or worst) storyline ideas


Batman rapes the Joker

I have a slightly shitty idea for how Razer could be introduced into the comics without totally copying the show. So, in a story the GLC has a run in with the red lanterns and fuck them up real good. Those who aren't arrested are scattered all over the place, and amongst them is Razer who's been a member of the corps for a while but has just recently achieved a sort of leader position within it. He's hurt quite badly and is picked up/arrested by a L.E.G.I.O.N. crew that he's too weak to fight off.

When he arrives back at their HQ he's brought to Vril's attention, and he decides to recruit Razer into his own main team since a figures that a lantern he can control is an invaluable asset. Vril and co proceed to bring him along on various mission while Vril does his best to keep him under control. But after a while it becomes apparent that red lanterns start to more or less decay when they're too far away from their corps and central battery for too long, and this eventually leads to Razer's heart being replaced with a functioning one.

Then the GLC (and possibly Aya, in some way) comes after L.E.G.I.ON. and shit gets worse.

I'm not really a fan of WW, but that's a story I'd actually be interested in reading.

eh it's not that bad once you start reading it

Scarlet Witch and Doctor Strange are escorting the Children of Ootah through the Negative Zone when they're attacked by a monster and separated. Strange flies upward, Wanda falls into the depths of the Negative Zone. She fights shit off for days, since their powers are a bit weaker in the Negative Zone and she's all disoriented.

She finds the Avengers' portal and uses the last of her strength to send a magical trail to Hawkeye. They realise Strange is still in there, and go looking for him, but the Avengers' portal, the F4's portal, and SHIELD's are all destroyed from the inside. They get in through magic and find Prison 42. Quartermain tells them it was Annihilus, the Children are okay. They have a secret portal, opens to the Pentagon, this way the guards can still come and go.

Annihilus has strange, and it's a battle for the ages. The heroes get badly beaten and it's a mad dash back to 42, through the facility with Annihilus on their tail the whole time. They get to the secret portal and it becomes the hallway scene from Rogue One, with them just barely getting out and slamming the portal shut

Darkseid has another forgotten son known only as Alpha who he hated (and also feared) so much that he used space-time fuckery to essentially remove him from existence. However, some essence of the son still remains trapped in the speed force. While there, he works on solving the "Hyper-Life Equation", a formula that mathematically removes any sort of inhibitions or restraints and reverting someone to their most basic instincts (think of it as a memetic version of the Crossed virus).

The lead-in to the event would be a few years prior where, during some other Darkseid related event (maybe Apokolips is invading Tamaran or something, doesn't matter) a character tells Darkseid that "Alpha Lives." Since Darkseid has supposedly eliminated Alpha from ever existing, he has no idea why this phrase induces so much pants-shitting terror in him, but it does. From there you have various traditionally id-based characters unconciously acting as "Agents of Alpha," helping secure Alpha not only an exit from the Speed Force, but access to secrets Hyper-Life

The event proper starts with an Alpha-Agent Doomsday arriving on Apokolips, where he engages and eventually overpowers Darkseid, gauging out his eyes. Alpha uses his father's eyes to compete his body, now empowering himself with the "Alpha Effect". He banishes his defeated and humiliated father and assumes the throne, preparing to attack Earth.

Beyond that the event mainly consists of a blinded Darkseid begrudgingly teaming up with the Justice League to protect Earth from Hyper-Life and destroy Alpha. Various heroes and villains could be infected by Hyper-Life with varying results. Darkseid tries to cope with his two greatest unending nightmares: a universe where no one is in control of anything, not even themselves, and good faith cooperation with Superman. Doom Patrol could be involved if people wanted. We could take things to crisis-level and get those players involved.

A re-telling of the Red Skull's origin:

Issue 1:

>Born during WWI when his mother has an affair while his father is in the trenches
>After the war dad is honestly too miserable, wrecked and depressed to even be upset
>Becomes bitter alcoholic nihlist who rants about the pointlessness of life
>Tells Johann all the time that he should just do whatever makes him happy
>Johann walks in on him sloppily trying to hang himself
>So disgusted with his father's weakness that he kicks the chair and kills him
>Feels some genuine satisfaction
>Flash forward to his teenage years
>Johann runs a gang of street toughs in the mean Weimar streets
>Basically Clockwork Orange the shit out of people
>Everyone knows he's kinda fucked up and is scared of him
>Eventually arrested and imprisoned in Landsberg Prison
>Last page is a shot of Johann meeting Hitler for the first time with "...And that is where I met the man who truly changed my life."

Issue 2:

>Hitler is impressed with Johann's brutality and ruthlessness
>Essentially sums him up as a rebel looking for a cause
>More or less indoctrinates Johan with Nazi ideology while working on Mein Kampf
>Also introduces Johan to Ernst Rohm
>Eventually Johan is released the same time as Hitler thanks to him pulling some legal strings
>Is immediately assigned to the SA under Rohm
>Rohm proves to be a great mentor to Johan in the art of war, helping him refine his brutality into the soldier's art
>Becomes almost like a real father to Johan
>Johann is aware of Rohm's homosexuality, but rather than disgust actually respects the hell out of Rohm for beating the shit out of a subordinate who tries to bring it up
>Rises the ranks of the SA, becomes friendly with the Strasser Brothers and their inner circle
>Johann's poor background makes him sympathetic to their ideology
>He and his elite the scourge of communists, jews, and any enemies of the Nazi party
>Eventually gains the eye of Himmler
>Is invited to join the plot to frame the SA and Strasserites leading up to the Night of the Long Knives
>Himmler promises him and his own personal men a lofty position in the SS in exchange for betraying the Strasserites and the SA
>Johann is extremely reluctant and unsure of what to do
>Later visits Hitler
>Hitler, presumably unaware of any conspiracy goes on a tangent about how Johann is the only good man left in the SA and how he fears the organization is turning against him
>Johann takes this as a sign to join in
>Visits Himmler and agrees, works out list of which men will be brought in under his control in the SS
>The plot is launched into action
>Rohm is arrested and detained
>Johann personally enters his cell with a luger to find Rohm shirtless, chest puffed out, unafraid
>Orders Johann to shoot him
>Johann salutes him and shoots his mentor
>Ends with him looking at himself in the mirror and punching it, showing disgust and shame for the first time in his life

>Batman makes all the Batgirls into Catgirls and gives them all new costumes, and Selena leads them on sexy adventures

Batman rapes the joker but played totally straight.
It basically devolves into a sort of back and forth rape-off between the joker and batman that also leads to various loved ones/associates also getting raped.
Working title "Rape isnt funny" but the "nt" is crossed out

A mini series that's of dubious canonicity that says that Batman HAS killed the Joker before. As have Jason, Gordon, Bullock and several others. But every time Joker dies there's a power vacuum and the innate insanity of Gotham inspires criminals to mutilate themselves and have a turf war to decide who gets the throne of the Clown Prince of Crime. You'd establish that all the Jokers are canon; Killing Joke, Cesar Romero, Heath Ledger, the DCAU versions, all of them are just different guys with different acts. You establish that the Joke keeps getting more violent and deranged and his looks keep changing because the new up an coming holder of the title wants to one up his predecessors.

You frame it from the eyes of a coroner that's in on the big secret; he just happens to be the guy that keeps getting assigned to dispose of all the copycats and dead Jokers. Then you reveal he was actually the original that just got tired of it and retired.

do they bang?

We need more batcest.

Footage of Batman beating the shit out of Killer Croc reaches the media where he's accused of racism, despite not being able to tell that Croc is POC. This causes Batman to have a personal crisis on whether or not he really is racist.

elseworld where batmans parents didnt die

The Emperor had a younger brother.

He had some psychic residue left over from the Emperor's birth so had psychic powers, but nothing like the Big-E himself.

Nonetheless he was a pretty loyal guy and accompanied the Emperor throughout Old Earth

Circa 2nd millennium BC he begins to get jealous of Big-E, who has now crowned himself king of the ancient world and is increasingly distance. He begins to dabble in Warp Lore and conducts a dark ritual to empower himself with warp energy by sacrificing the entire population of the island of Atlantis. The calamity brings about the Bronze Age Collapse.

The Big-E and his brother duke it out which ends in his defeat and banishment into the Warp.

10,000 years later, the daemon prince Lorgar finds the shattered form of the emperor's brother in the warp and begins to worship it and seeks to resurrect him as the new Chaos Emperor

am I top tier awful fanfic yet?

>Rogue Revolution

The Rogues are trapped in a mirror universe where speedsters rule with an iron fist. They have to join the rebellion and use all their Flash fighting know-how if they're going to survive. Beyond all that, the question remains of who or what trapped them there in the first place.

And no, they don't all make it out alive.

I haven't thought of the others on an issue-by-issue basis but the gist of it is that from that point, it sticks to canon: Johan is a high-ranking SS official, he undertakes missions both abroad and domestic. He adopts the Red Skull persona as a means of spreading terror while also keeping him from having to look at his own face, which he cannot bear to see as it reminds him of his own humanity that he has come to despise.

He kind of becomes a sort of Nazi Forest Gump, involving himself in Kristallnacht, the Wannsee Conference, and so on and so forth. He meets with a lot of other Marvel figures of the period as well. He develops a good relationship with Arnim Zola, but has a more tense working relationship with Zemo and Strucker. He runs into enemies too: Nick Fury and his Howling Commandos, the first Human Torch, a mysterious gypsy resistance leader in Latveria who manages to outwit him constantly despite being a child, and of course, Captain America, who he develops a burning hatred for.

The Skull's final confrontation with Captain America and his entombment in suspended animation plays out, but eventually he is revived some time later by AIM. The Skull is given a briefing on what he missed: The Reich fell, the Fuher is dead, the Final Solution failed so miserably that the Jews actually got their own nation-state, half of Germany is in Soviet hands and half is in US hands, almost all of his friends were captured and either killed or killed themselves. The series would end with the Red Skull privately vowing to himself that ideology and belief no longer mattered, at least not in any meaningful sense. All Johann Schmidt wants to do now is make the world hurt the same way he does.

IDK, how do you think it would go? Would the insinuation that Nazism is a violent and antisocial ideology with neo-nazism being an insane death cult be obvious enough to the audience, or would it result in a bunch of autistic screeching about "humanizing literal Nazis"?

A standard, megalomaniacal Ultron gets activated for the first time and awakens to find humanity has already been wiped out by a random virus. Ultron contemplates existence.

Finally time for me to shine. I've been working on this idea for six years. It probably sucks, but it's my dream to become a writer at DC Comics, though I realize that probably won't happen and even if it does, I most likely won't get the chance to write this story.

>Bart Allen returned as Impulse
>Ricken as main artist
>born in the 31st century to Don Allen and Meloni Thawne
>travels to the present escape Earthgov President Thawne, though he keeps this a secret (or rather, he doesn't see a reason to reveal this) and instead tells everyone he's here to learn from the Flash
>unfortunately Barry is dead and Wally is busy with the League, so he's dropped off at Max's
>Max would rather not deal with him and sends Bart to school under the guise that it's part of his training
And that's how the story begins.

Some key differences:
>Sebastian Blood reimagined as mayor of Manchester and plans on running for Alabama Governor, though secretly he leads the Cult of Blood
>Lucius Keller doesn't time travel to the future; instead, he had discovered the secret to immortality and, using that, he forms a cult dedicated to destroying Max
>Bart and Carol don't get together
>story is split into 5 "seasons," each with a main villain
>the villain of the first season is an OC donut steel
>OC is a boy Bart's age who is the son of an assassin. He is sent to Manchester to assassinate Blood on the day he is to announce his run for governorship. In the days leading up to that, OC has Impulse believing he's a new superhero as the two work together to investigate the Cult of Blood
>on the day of the assassination, OC isn't even able to get close to Blood and is instead severely wounded by his bodyguard Deadshot. Impulse saves him and takes him to Dr. Morlo to patch him up
>having failed his mission, OC decides to stay in Manchester with Bart
>by the end of the series, they become a couple

I would unironically read this, especially if his brooding monologues are interspersed with conversations with cosmic beings like Galactus.

Yeah, existential AIs aren't really properly explored in fiction. The Marathon trilogy did it best, but no one has really made any sort of serious effort to try and top it to my knowledge. Cosmic-level super-intelligent Ultron would make for a great book.

Wakanda elseworld where instead of going Isolation, they move to expansion instead.

The position of Wakanda is a bit wonky, but the sometimes position of around the Great Lakes or near Ethopia is fine. The Black Panthers then conquer East Africa, from the Swahili trading cities of the coast to Nubia in the north. Maybe even all the way up to Egypt and across into Arabia.

The conquest is incredibly rapid due to the weapons, herbs and a compounding advantage as the conquered people are used as extra chaff troops led by the elite Wakanda troops. But then it shatters, as many large empires do. Like Alexander the Great or the Mongols.

So then is a whole bunch of successors. Say one in Egypt/Arabia converts his court to Islam due to the majority of his population being of that. Maybe one in the Highlands of Ethiopia, who married the daughter of the Solomonic dynasty and converts instead to Coptic. Then others in the Great Lakes, Somalia and Swahili trading states. By this point, Wakanda Vibranium weaponry and the herbs are spread all over the place and other super powered and nations are joining into the fray.

I've been thinking Razer could be introduced/groomed for a New Guardians book, assuming DC follows up on the Red Dawn plot set up in GLs.

On the other hand, I'd love to see Bleez having a more active leadership role/Heel-Face Turn that keeps on getting built up but never followed up on.

I really like this idea

If it's a mirror universe, I'd call it Rogue Reversal and have either Zolomon or E3 Johnny Quick be the one who's behind it.

I was actually alternating between playing Talos and Marathon when I thought of it. What would Ultron do if after a few months, he found a few infected humans that pose no threat to him? Would he kill them or just leave them to die on their own? Would Ultron make a few backups, enough for a whole society or just solo it? Wait for the sun to expand and swallow the earth or take to the stars.

Clark and Lois, unable to conceive (an elseworld's story, obviously) adopt Billy Batson who recently was bestowed with the powers of Shazam.

Oh there would be hints all over of Zolomon, Eobard, even Barry himself being the one behind it, but they'd all be red herrings.

It's actually Brainiac, who tried to collect a piece of the mirror dimension while the Rogues were travelling through it, leaving them stranded. i imagine they'd have to face off against him in the last issue in order to restore integrity to the mirror dimension and return home.

This is literally all I've wanted from a Superman-Captain Marvel team up since I read First Thunder.

If you could actually pull this off, it would be fucking fantastic.

That being said, there's so many ways this could go wrong and the current political climate would screech this to a halt before it even started, considering that some people would inevitably criticize it for humanizing Nazis, even if the overall insinuation is that they are fucking insane savages.

Good idea, but it's probably more suited for a one-shot then a full series.

Yeah, I mean you could call it something like "Skull: Rise of Evil" or something but I feel like that would be laying it on too thick. The subtlety of the whole thing would be what I'm aiming for, to make the Red Skull less cartoonish and altogether more like a real person who could have existed. I don't know how well that would go down. I honestly suspect I'd be fighting editorial tooth and nail for that vision.

I remember reading about Stilt Man and how in an early appearance he was shrunk down into the Mircoverse, but then showed up in the normal world a few months later with no explanation.
Now I want to see a miniseries of him fighting to survive in the Mircoverse without it becoming a rehash/parody of Planet Hulk.

Thought of this after watching DevilMan yesterday.

Literally the comic is the biblical end of the world, and it's about how different characters deal with it.

Superman, the man who never loses hope desperately trying to stop the end from coming. Fighting against fate.

Batman coming to terms with limits.

Etc

Would make for a very cool one off that could never be canon.

post your worst ones for laughs then, user

Reverse Spider-Man where everyone is a spider and Peter Parker gets bitten by a radioactive man.

Batman is actually a meta his power is analyzing everything like a computer loses powers can function as Batman gets a pie straight in the face by Joker and fall on a whoopie cushion a video of it goes viral. Joker gets an idea starts to make hero fail videos to stay cool online. He doesn't connect with younger audiences they only liked him for Batman prank. Joker doesn't really care he's having a ball Harley gets pissed people don't like her pudding and starts killing youtube commentators. I never thought of an ending that's my shitty idea.

Does miles get to be falloutboy?

Worst idea:
>Combine Damian and Jason into a single character and make him the first Robin.
>Thus, Talia has a stronger reason for reviving him
>It mentally fucks batman up seeing his own son get killed
>Jason Wayne can now schut and swordz
>Also: Protoman/Megaman relationship with Dick Grayson

Best idea I have: (not exactly a storyline)
>Disperse Marvel characters across the US instead of all being lumped into New York
>Put Dr. Strange in New Orleans (voodoo Nemesis, go!)
>Tony Stark in Los Angeles
>Spider-man in Seattle
>maybe keep X-men in Upstate New York (though with the BlackBird and members' habits of travel, they can cover a larger range, namely Canada and Albany)
>Possibly move Thor as far as Newfoundland, Canada (due to the history of Vikings in the area)
>F4 can be dropped in Florida due to their space travels
>Captain America either in Long Beach, CA (big World War II history and keeps him close enough to tony to have a rivalry) or right in the capital of DC itself

And so on.

Spidey's probably the only iconic New York character on that list, so I'd keep him in NYC. Aside from that, I like your ideas a lot.

>best storyline ideas
Not telling because I'm equally as deluded as and think I'll work at DC one day.

Also all my best storylines don't involve as much or any gayness as my worst, trust me.

>worst storyline ideas

An issue where Clark gets laced with some pink kryptonite and falls in love with Bruce, it begins to interfere with his hero work. Hijinks ensue while Bruce tries to cure him.

or

a Young Justice comic that's tonally similar to the original comics but set a few years in the future when the OG gang are in their mid 20s, they all live together in a shitty apartment/house they refer to as the 'Justice Cave' and eat chinese food and lament over how they're all burnouts who're having trouble with growing up and finding their place in the world of heroes that they're in. Tim's a paranoid insomniac manlet who may or may not be going a little crazy who also has a really poor relationship with Bruce and is secretly extremely jealous of the other Robins (especially Damian), Kon gave up being a hero for a while to try and be normal but failed horribly and has inferiority issues when it comes to Jon and Clark, Bart is happy because Bart's always happy, the others are all fine too. Tim and Kon also start dating. Civilians are sorta shitty to them all because they're fuck ups initially but they still try their best and try to be as heroic as possible.

you sure? I mean I'd ideally like to try to keep it to one-hero-per-state outside of Cap and Ironman. And technically the X-men as a whole.

another idea I had had was the X-men instead living in Montana.

The logic being that it's a huge, open state where the X-men would be sort of hard to find, but also in case an accident does happen with one of the students, they'd be far enough away to avoid disaster.

Plus, a trip across the border and you're back to Canada for Logan.

I mostly pitch Spidey in Seattle because having been there a few times, it felt like a perfect place for a superhero story to take place (the perfect mix of shiny-new and shitty hobo-land)

I'll sign on if you put Daredevil in Boston. Lots of Irish, plenty of Catholics.

oh, perfect! I was thinking Boston would be an amazing place too, just had no idea who would go there.

Maybe Punisher in Detroit? Or would that be cliche?

Maybe in Atlantic City, New Jersey?

Yeah, but Spidey is kind of tied to NYC and the city deffo has the best environment for web-slinging.

Also, adding on to this idea, put Daredevil in Atlantic City and Punisher in Philadelphia. X-Men feel like they'd belong on the more lefty, hippy-friendly west coast, and Hawkeye should be out in some rural hick spot in the Midwest.

RERUN

The DC world gets stuck in a sort of groundhog day loop. The heroes are all insane, not so much evil as completely devoid of any ability to understand consequences of their actions. Each day, the world ends in a new, ludicrous, over-the-top manner... and then it starts all over again.

The hero of our story wakes up with a jumbled, distorted memory. More like a long series of nightmares. Constantly being chased by a demon. He can't remember when Superman started trying to colonize the sun with cancer patients, or when the Batman started kidnapping random young boys to be his sidekicks in his war against jaywalkers and litterers.

One day, he wakes up, surviving long enough to look himself in the mirror.

The confused, horrific visage of a man with green hair, blood-red lips, and bleached skin stares back.

>Bruce Wayne has to leave the country for whatever reason
>Joker is on the loose
>All the other superheroes Batman would normally rely on are in space or something
>Alfred convinces him to call Peter Parker to watch over Gotham
>Bruce reluctantly agrees, thinking Peter is annoying and immature, but he makes Alfred make the call
>Peter comes up with an excuse to leave NYC, stays at Wayne Manor
>Has repeated run-ins with Joker
>Always stops his plans, but Joker always gets away
>Joker loves messing with Batman because of how seriously he takes everything. Joker looks at him getting angry about an orphanage blowing up the way you'd look at a grown man throwing a temper tantrum because of a harmless prank
>Nothing Joker does really gets to Spider-Man, he never gets really upset, and this pisses Joker off
>On top of that, Spider-Man is one-upping him, making his own jokes that are funnier than Joker's
>Eventually, even Harley laughs at one of Spidey's jokes, until Joker glares at her and she shuts up
>After a particularly humiliating defeat, Joker drives over to Arkham Asylum
>Slams open the doors, knocks out a guard with an electrocuting joy buzzer, scowling the whole time
>Takes the keys
>Opens a cell
>Locks himself inside
>Grumbles to himself about how he'll break out again once Batman is back

>Disperse Marvel characters across the US instead of all being lumped into New York

Why not put them in different countries altogether though?

Posted before I saw so I'll explain.

Matt can be Bostonian for sure, but the thing is, Atlantic City is the perfect spot for someone like the Kingpin and the rest of Matt's non-ninja rogues gallery to set up shop. Add to that and it's in the same state as Camden, one of the shittiest cities in America. And what happens to be a quick river-crossing away from Camden? Why it's Philadelphia, home to MASSIVE institutional corruption as well as South Philly, AKA Wop Central AKA the perfect place for Frances Castiglione to wear a green tracksuit to a diner and not get any odd looks in the slightest.

if you had to put one Marvel hero in Australia, who would you choose, user?

Cable?

An elseworlds story about a heroic version of the Joker that has taken up the Red Hood mantle to protect Gotham from the vicious, murdering psychopath, The Batman.

I have a story for Batman with characters very particular, I think people would like it but I need to find an artist. I don't know why it's so hard to submit a story for DC while the standard final result is so poor, most books are really low quality books

This is the worst idea in the thread, which makes me so depressed that it's also the one that is an actual comic.

Who's the biggest right mad shit-cunt bugger in all of marvel?

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Captain Marvel + Dial H for Hero super sentai-esque team. Series plays out like Animorphs.

I once had a weird Elseworlds idea for Nightwing.

The gist of it was that after leaving Gotham and becoming Nightwing, his very first solo mission goes horrifyingly wrong. He tries to save the mayor of Bludhaven from Lady Shiva, but not only does he fail, Shiva beats him within an inch of death and cuts his arm off. But she winds up so impressed with his skills she ends up moving in with him and becomes his tutor to finish the training Batman started.

From there it sort of turned into Dick becoming a Shiva-lite, travelling across the world with her and taking down criminals before they even became threats big enough for superheroes like Batman to notice. The theme tying them all together was their shared loyalty to David Cain, and the organization Lady Shiva co-founded before being cast out for some reason. It was sort of like Grayson, but less spy and more ninja. The climax was Shiva dying of a terminal illness, but leaving behind a message for Dick telling him that she had a daughter and she'd been training him so that he could save her from her father, David Cain. It's a big vicious showdown in the rain where Nightwing and Batman team up again for the first time since Dick left, and they tackle Cain and his assassin followers in a huge climax where Dick finally overcomes his handicap, and saves baby Cassandra Cain, whom he adopts.

The epilogue was of him ten years later taking care of Cass one day when a ship crash-lands on the street his apartment's on, followed by a whole bunch of aliens trying to capture its occupant, so he and his daughter suit up in matching outfits and go out to investigate, implying this is where Starfire enters the picture and this world's Titans first come together.

Thor vs the flying spaghettimonster

A slice of life telling of Batman and Joker put in the same retirement home. Joker wants to start up shit but in the end the real reason why was because he's got early set of alzheimer's and doesn't want to forget the "good ol' days".

That Young Justice idea isn't awful, user.

I'm actually very happy with this. Thank you user.

>tfw no Cable and Deadpool: Australian Adventures comic about them fighting giant spiders and bunyips

>tfw was trying to speed-read by reading the last lines
>catch 'will Scott and Logan try to keep this from Jean?'
>thought you'd posted fanfiction

Well, that slip up aside, this is an alright idea, user. Not particularly interesting but it's definitely a good introduction and puts things back as they should be.

A MCU Hero and villain swap.

Loki, Prince of Asgard - First introduced to Earth as part of his feud with his evil foster brother Thor. Thor arrogantly responded to a Frost Giant insult by invading their world and slaying many of their people, including their king. Loki, The Warriors Three and the Lady Sif participated in the incursion, with Loki discovering his Frost Giant heritage in the battle. Odin then rescued the band from being slain by a Frost Giant counterattack. Thor feuded with his father and for his actions, was banished to earth stripped of his hammer. But Thor angered at the loss of his rightful birthright sought out Odin's treasures hidden among the earth people, using the Tesseract to unlock his full thunderous power. He thus gathered a army to invade Asgard, only stopped by the cunning of Loki, tricking him away from the Tesseract and then fell from Asgard on the shattered Bifrost.

Red Skull, Resistance Fighter - Johann Schmidt. Twisted in body but not mind by the mad science of Hydra, Johann Schmidt nicknamed the Red Skull was the lead fighter against the Axis powers in WW2 from the start. As the Axis powers advanced on every front in Europe, he was there to wreck havoc on their forces, fighting on nearly every front of the conflict. Even stealing the Tesseract, a object of immense power, using it to arm the people of Europe against the Axis threat. Until Hydra's American outpost brought forth a foe to face him. Steve Rodgers a weakling who dreamed of power, and given it all as the representation of the Aryan Dream. Both disappearing in the late stages of the war, until the Red Skull was pulled from the strange object that is the Tesseract ... decades in the future.

Abomination, Body of a Monster, brain of a soldier- Emil Blonsky was a fairly ordinary special-ops commando. Until he had to face a unstoppable foe. The savage, mindless Hulk that was laying waste to everything in its path. He thus volunteered for a experimental procedure, the reborn Super Solider programme. But that wasn't enough, as despite a impressive fight, Blonsky was left crippled and on deaths door. Until the next step in the procedure, with transformed him into a beast like the Hulk, but with his mind intact. Using his new found strength, and his human intelligence he defeated the savage Hulk before he destroyed Harlem, with the Hulk locked away. But at the cost of his human form, being stuck permanently in his monstrous form.

Iron Monger, CEO of Stark International - Obadiah Stane was the business partner of Howard Stark, working together to push the limits of technology. He continued this work with Howard's son, Tony Stark. But the capture of Tony Stark by the terrorist group, the Ten Rings changed everything. No longer content to sell weapons, Tony Stark wanted to change the face of warfare altogether. Privatize security and annihilate all threats to him domination. The first showing of this threat was the use of his Iron Man suit, to massacre a village of all life from the Ten Rings to the civilians that they sheltered among. Ready to produce a entire legion of the suits, he was confronted by Stane, his secretary Pepper Potts and best friend James Rhodes, with proof of the massacre. Not willing to let the secret get out, he battled the trio, who used his own suits against him. Tony Stark was killed in the fight, with the footage released to the world. In the aftermath, Obadiah Stane reorganized Stark International, with the Iron Man project limited in use to James Rhodes, the War Machine and Obadiah's Iron Monger.

Yellow jacket, Scientific Genius and the Heir of Hank Pym, the first Antman - Darren Cross was the assistant of the brilliant Hank Pym, working together with him at Pym technologies. But ignorant of his secret identity, that of Antman the secret Cold War Superhero. That is until the recently freed, anti-corporate thief Scott Lang broke into the Pym house, stealing the suit and killing the inventor while leaving the house. The will of Hank Pym, revealed all his secrets and projects to Cross. Then together with Hank's daughter, Hope Van Dyne they as Yellow Jacket and the Second Wasp took on Scott Lang, who had harnessed the Antman suit's power for a global crime spree.

Hawkeye and Black Widow don't really have direct antagonists in the MCU like the other Avengers, lacking solo movies. And I just wanted to cover the core Avengers. But Swordsman and the other Black Widow could likely cover it.

Do one for a vision/scarlet witch/quicksilver vs. ultron swap where ultron is the hero.

Redemption arc for Lizard, he turns himself in and volunteers for the Thunderbolts program being lead by Malissa Gold.

An arc about a small time henchmen whose life was completely ruined inadvertently by Batman, spans over the course of like ten years, him starting as a kid and working for various costumes

The majority of the higher tier infernals (Mephestio, Dormmaru, Ect) have decided to band together and attack the newly emerged 10th realm Heaven. Angela, along with the help of Dr Strange, Magik and the Spirits Of Vengeance are tasked with being the first line of defense

I have a really shit idea for Marvel where a bunch of C-list kid heroes have a sort of "Unity" night where the adults force them into a base (The X-Mansion or whatever else have you). In that one night, a group of kids (The key ones are Hellion, Gravity, Surge, Finesse, Eli and Anya) meet up. In an act of spite towards authority towards the adults, those kids steal an experimental jet and take it for a joyride. However, things go to shit (Predictably) which ends with them ending up in an alternate dimension. Shenanigans, both comical and tragic, ensue as the group of teens try to return home (Every time they try to go home, something else comes up). Here we see kids dealing with PTSD, depression and other mental disorders while questioning whether they want to go home.

They would eventually go to hell and save some of their friends and stop of the Hellfire Brats (Desperate to remain in power/relevant) from using the power of hell for their own ends before returning home. When they do, the remaining team stay together for one more party where they enjoy each other's company. By the end of the party some of them leave, while some of them keep the team they've got together.

I think there was like two of those but in different settings.

Holy fuck my book boner is HUGE with this one

Exiles but DC

Batman buys the Flash a puppy after he has a bad day. Flash names him Mr. Breeze :3

A sitcom about a family of texas chainsaw family KO