How Many Government Agents Are On This Site At Any Moment?

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Probably 5 people from each agency in the big threads.

Russian intel is no longer here on official business since they've already accomplished their goal.

Nice try Ivan

You forgot Bundesnachrichtendienst.

-t. BNDAnon

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None. Honest.

We don't use foreign proxies anymore though.

Nice try Steve

SIS reporting in

Proof britfriend. You know how this works.
I have questions

Timestamp or didn't happen.

Why would an intelligence agency waste resources watching shitheads on Sup Forums, do they expect to find conspiring criminals?

How would they communicate with each other?

much like the KKK, half of our userbase are the FBI.

this board kinda influenced the US presidential election....

There's also those who wish they were govt agents but perhaps didn't do so well in college.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Prolly a few FBI bros, its well known they made a deal with moot to monitor Sup Forums for CP and presumably this carried over with Hiroshima. They might have one or a few guys lurking Sup Forums. There are maybe a few NSA niggers, but I was always under the impression that they found wrongdoers via mass data analysis rather than field work. CIA I don't know but I doubt they're here.

Lol nobody cares

The shitposting Aussfailian faggots do remember this?
vice.com/read/australian-whistleblower-leaks-spy-documents-to-Sup Forums-4chan-dismisses-them-as-gay

Fucking Steve and his Russian proxy. Always larping as kgb.

We here at Mossad use Malaysia because we have no diplomatic relations

;)

>MI5

MI5 deal with threats at home, MI6 are the foreign ones so it would be them monitoring Sup Forums.

Or both, whatever.

You forgot MI6.

Oh wow is this where we act even more like manchildren and cosplay as government officials because they clearly should be posting in a board that literally does nothing but meme.
FBI reporting.

Everyone is an agent, literally everyone on Sup Forums is an agent besides you.

UN even started a big report on Sup Forums

they have too much money and ressources

i hate this lazy motherfucks

getting paid for spying on other people

scum scum scum scum

It's now the Australian Signals Directorate but they haven't bothered to make a new logo.

DCPJ reporting in

Hi im in the fbi, ask me anything

They just archive it in real time with the IP addresses attached. Why would they waste humans to do that? Let the keywords and algorithms do it.

how do you live with the guilt and why don't you kill yourself? there is literally no justification for any alphabetic agency to be here.

>b-b-but muh derrorism

just nuke the fucking middle east.

>b-b-but muh domestic derrorism

TOP KEK. bin that knife. shove it up your ass traitorous cancer faggot.

Don't worry guys, there are no agents here.

trust me when I say you would be a fool if you believed our governments don't know who we all are already. It's probably easy as apple pie for them, given the fact that they always have access to superior technology than the public has access to.which Is why I don't even bother with proxies. I am who I am, and I'm not breaking any fucking laws. I don't know if the same can be said of you my fellow pol bros, but best believe that they KNOW

Good thinking Avi

I'm CIA

Or neither due to general government incompetence.

Neither MI5 nor GCHQ are on this board at any time

Irish Health Service Executive reporting in.

Jokes aside they art infiltrating us, we are infiltrating (((them))). Anons are getting jobs now.

I'm legally required to say that yes, I am a government agent.

OSCT are though.

tits or GTFO

They dont really need to be. They have a "full take" system operating now anyway.

lol nice russian military track and field pin, I have like 4 I bought at the army surplus. FAIL

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>implying there isn't some special branch in GCHQ posting all the BLACKED images

At least one shitposting on his lunchbreak.

Alright guys. What's up. Aliens. New World Order.
You guys get told anything? Any weird stories?

Poor bastards though. At least when you infiltrate an underground anarchist group you get to fuck the psycho hippy, here they just have to listen to autists sharing the contents of their blacked porn folders.

What if I told you, baneposting is cia code communication

>actual government services lurking this site
>not off-duty agents
who the fuck cares what we think

LOL

Nothing to worry about, Trump is going to deport all the Aliens.

Whenever a REALLY good thread pops up, you will see shills spring into action and start mass spamming thread with complete nonsense, hoping to hit bump limit

They are definitely here

I also noticed during the Trump campaign that we were being fed "missions" and propaganda which had clearly been prepared far in advance. Sup Forums at it all up though. 8ch is not much better, I called them out for a similar thing and was permabanned.

I would definitely say I agree with many of these things, but it's such to an extent that it's clear we are being used to serve a greater purpose.

Oh yeah, that's assured. If you've posted here, or post here regularly, you're probably in a database and have had the content of your posts analyzed to determine if you're a real threat/someone who's going to do something stupid like commit an act of terrorism or shooting (which is what drove the FBI to Sup Forums in the first place) or just a shitposting citizen who's had yucky thoughts about Jews. As far as bothering with proxies, it doesn't help that most free public proxy servers have been b& by our controlled opposition mods

I read that news story. Literally fucked by the man.

Amen to that.

Our lot couldnt even install an Email system after 10 years and £25M spent.
gmail is free.

theguardian.com/government-computing-network/2009/sep/28/scope-intelligence-network-ibm-cabinet-office-28sep09

They also burned through £130M trying to build an intranet, basically a wiki, and gave up after 5 years because it was "too technically difficult".

The most common request from law enforcement I've heard if "do you have any free PCs or training?".

What do you mean by "missions"? Like, calls to action on twitter? A lot of that is legit political activism from the userbase

Pretty jelly desu. I want a job where you can monitor shitposts while getting paid.

DoDfag reporting in

I went to a college campus in october to convince kids to apply for our internships and that were not reading their skype logs
it was awkward

also holy shit it's 2am i need to sleep

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He's a big guy.

How can We Redpill Government Agents?

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Odds are we already have to at least some extent. The FBI Beta Uprising already cost Hildawg the election

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We have marker images.

When your ID resets you post one and others have extensions that automatically flag you as a fellow agent. If the operation is too important to trust IDs you signal in every post.

But you are reading their skype logs, skype was proven intercepted years ago and now all the supernodes are even under Microsoft control.

I'm reading that thread in 4plebs.
That thread is one hell of a plot twist.

i can guarantee you that every member in the intelligence community (at least the ones that make a difference) are very redpilled

i don't know what you're talking about and even if i did i wouldn't be able to tell you

I'd be more inclined to believe the afp ASIO and ASIC were here

Sup Forums really did win this election, the FBI monitored Sup Forums and got redpilled. That caused them to leak the emails to Assange which led to Trump's victory.

Sure, a lot of it is. But some of it was very well prepared - too well prepared. I've been unemployed for a while since I was laid off so I've been on Sup Forums quite a bit. If you pay attention closely you will start to notice these things.

Like I said, I agree with most of it. That's not what I'm worried about, what I'm worried about is now that they have our hivemind, how they will work to steer us in the future for agendas that I don't agree with.

yesli vi mozheti ponyat etot post, to ti uzhe znayish shto ya ni grek.

>wanna play a game, decipher this ^ and the reason for this thread.

I doubt there is serious surveillance of Sup Forums. If there is any govenements agents here, I bet they are just shitposting like everybody else.

Slovene Intelligence Service reporting in. Yes, this is our logo.

I've been assigned to monitor this shit last week because after Trump elections all the EU intelligence agencies started panicking about something similar to Trump election memeing would happen to their countries so now I log posts of Slovene flags

Hey MI5, give me a job, i'm good with audio processing. Pls let me spy on ackbars

for the ADL

Government agents probably already know that:

1) Politicians are motivated by self-interest alone to the exclusion of all else.
2) Politicians are extremely corrupt.
3) The country is crawling with people who would variously destroy western secular society, dismantle democracy, etc
4) Government is largely incompetent
5) As it stands little will change.

They are probably already pretty redpilled.
They are probably already pretty depressed.

I dont know how many thousands of lone wolves you need to be monitoring, or how many hundreds of muslim terror cells, or how many jihad imams you need to be tracking, but it must have an effect.

They dont have a working plan because there is too much political risk in executing it.

You'll have to find some kind of narrative which is believable. Once upon a time this would become old news in a year but the internet preserves stuff forever.

They don't spy on ackbars. The agree with the FBI that "sovereign citizens" are the greatest threat to stability.

Im the OP of this thread, im not really greek, Im just interested if you all understand the significance of this board in the realms of internet politics. Im the agent. The questin is for who...

That grill is really qt

What MI5 needs is field agents, so unless you are brown you are out of luck.

So communist/hippies?

just as good

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i wanted to go live with the brits but my coworker told me they only care about intel analysts :(
take me my love, i hate this rock

gde russkiye rebyata zdes? eti pindosi uzhe mne zayibali so svoye tuposti, skolko mozhno uzhe...

MI7 here

Everything I have ever posted here is satire.

I would say, over 9000

Im a Russian Agent ask me anything

BIN
THAT
POST

I wish man

Truth is the amount of manpower that goes into image editing, spreading information the establishment doesn't want to see and spreading spinned misinformation on Sup Forums is staggering. The EU is currently scared as shit of the media power self-organized communities like Sup Forums have and the amount of surveillance happening is ludicrous.

The Le Pen threads are currently heavily monitored and people will get arrested for hate speech if it comes to it

the BND is the most cucked one.
>Let own country overrun by subhumans, who kill and rape your fellow countrymen.
>investigate your fellow countrymen for telling the truth

I wouldn't say satire, but if any gov people are looking at this, just know that my posts have been a thought experiment on how I would hypothetically behave if I was a right wing extremist.