Same Voice Actor Thread

>They broke my legs, but they didn't break my spirit! And I can't feel no pain ' cause I found more cocaine! Co-CAINE!

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behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/Lego-Star-Wars-The-Yoda-Chronicles/General-Grievous/
youtu.be/eeNToTcKuoE?t=395
youtube.com/watch?v=ouYsDgA8vKo
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Holy shit how did I not notice

>Brother, I am an unworthy apprentice

>I... don't think that I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of progress and healing. It was madness. I can see that now. Madness. Madness? There is no hope. Leave now, leave, while you still have hope...

"As a token of my gratitude for helping our furry friend, would you ladies kindly consider bearing my children."

I am a warmonger. I can’t help it, I love everything about war. I’m the very worst kind of person, someone who lives and dies for humanity’s most primitive impulse.

Not just in English but in Japanese too.

>Ron! Ron! I'm back...And bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!

I don’t recognize you. I remember this scenario

>"Enclave here. Why isn't your video feed working?"

>I’m the Batman

>”Where’d Spider-Wuss go? Spider-Wuss! Come out and plaaay!”

>no Prof Venomous/ Trevor Philips crossover online
I'm honestly shocked

"The money is always right!"

>Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus? Did you fuck my mom?

>that is why you fail

>Let's drink to me and my lovely reflection in your eye.

>You said it yourself bitch, we’re the Guardians of the Galaxy

>I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

This
youtube.com/watch?v=PSNTOVKHNuU

>Well, Grasshopper, you asked for it

>To protect the world from devastation

>Hello, I like money.

>every great idea starts with a spark of imagination

>... Queen.

>What inspired u to make a Krusty Krab right next to the original?

Th-th-th-That’s all folks!

>I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep!

>Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now. I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

Also:
>Jesus titty-fucking Christ!

>WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?! She always fools me, Orel. "I'll make things better, dear! Drink me! Put me inside you! I'm great!", THEN SHE CHOKES ME JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE! They're all WORTHLESS, kid! Every woman! Don't let 'em GET YA! All of 'em wanna GETCHA! They just GRAB YA AND PULL YOU INTO 'EM! AND THEN YOU'RE FORCED TO STAY IN AND PULL OUT AND STAY IN AND PULL OUT AND THEN THEY GUT YA AND THEY GRIP YA BY THE RIGHT WHERE IT COUNTS, AND THEN THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT! THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS AROUND YOUR NECK!
>YOU SIT THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! WITH NOWHERE TO GO, AND NO ONE TO BE!!!
>AAAAAAAGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Like you borrowed my mini-fridge? My good napkins? My lasso? My FEMUR? WHERE'S MY FEMUR, HECTOR?

Jack Black is very underused as a voice actor.

>It's a slippery slope once you start living as your character. The obsession starts...the darkness...a man can do terrible things when he's lost his way...terrible things.

>Weiss, you dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out, one-by-one! Or maybe I'll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch? Huh? Oh, Shadowlord! I love you, Shadowlord! Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord! Now pull your head out of your goddamn ass and START FUCKING HELPING US!

>This is to go, even further beyond. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>Bah, stop! Stop! For the love of all that is holy, stop pounding me!

>Humans are no strangers to war. After all, we've been fighting for as long as we can remember. War is all we know. In the past, we fought for imulsion. We fought for country. We fought for freedom. But all that changed after E-Day. For fifteen years, we've been fighting for our very survival against inhuman, genocidal monsters. But it is a fight we cannot continue. Humanity faces extinction, unless we end this war now. We had hoped the Lightmass bombing would decimate the Locust Horde. But they survived. And have returned, stronger than ever. They've brought with them a force that can sink entire cities. Even Jacinto, our last beacon of hope through all these dark days, is now at risk. Soon we'll have nothing left to defend. And that means we have only one option: attack. Gears, what I ask of you now is not an easy thing, but it is necessary. If we are to survive. If we are to live long enough to see the seasons change, our children grow and experience a time of peace that we have never known, then we must now take this fight to the Locust! We will go to where they live and where they breed and we will destroy them! This is the day we take the battle to the heart of the enemy. This is the day that we correct the course of human history! This is the day that we ensure our survival as a species! Soldiers of the COG, my fellow Gears, go forth and bring back the hope of humanity!

Here’s a fresh one from Saberspark

>IT’S HIGH NOON

Are you serious?

>All social systems we've put into place are a mere sketch. One plus one equals two. That's all we've learned, but one plus one has never equaled two. There are, in fact, no numbers and no letters. We've codified our existence to bring it down to human size to make it comprehensible. We've created a scale so that we can forget its unfathomable scale.

That was pretty brilliant getting the VA for Goku to play the Goku parody.

"I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!"

No, actually.

>I come from the Net. I've searched through systems, peoples and cities for this sprite. Bob. My friend. My format? I have no format. I am a renegade, lost in the Web.

THEY'VE BEEN LAUGHING SINCE I CAN REMEMBER
BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA LAUGH ANYMORE

I'm no Jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions.

I think my favorite time this was posted was when the picture was Irving from Harvey Beaks camping with his son.

Because parallels to what the quote's from and all.

I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!

also dwight shultz

Captain Blazkowicz...I know so much about you. We have the same name, you and I. Wilhelm, William. But, you call me "Deathshead." I don't like it. I am a happy man, you see? It does not sound right in English... Say it correctly: Toten...kopf...

Do or do not. There is no try.

English va
>"So you pitch me the ball and I accidentally hit it through the open family room window and bash! Right into the old stinky TV. It breaks and dad buys a new one. Now pitch, dog!"

...

Oh i see...that would be justice. But what about my friends? My family? My village?

>You have interfered with me for the last time, Optimus Prime!

yes. I am serious.

behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/Lego-Star-Wars-The-Yoda-Chronicles/General-Grievous/

>Of course I mean my tally marks. And I have a space for yours. Do you want to see where?

>EXTERMINATE!

Jesus.
I mean I wasn’t expecting someone beautiful but I certainly wasn’t expecting THAT.

>"Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph!"

>"“Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious trade partner. Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches! Did I say that out loud?”

>"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."

>Die? Lame. Karkat, there is a8solutely no chance we are going to die. Not with my luck. I got all of it, remember?

youtu.be/eeNToTcKuoE?t=395

>worked on 2 fantastic shows
>great characters from both
based

>Fanboy and Chum Chum
>Fantastic Shows

>two great shows

>OH PLEASE KEEP SAWING REN!!!

>a bunch of quotes more obscure than the source
love these threads

This is b8, right? Robert Duvall wasn't on that show.

>All Metalheads must DIE!

Rocket raccoon’s VA Trevor Duvall took over as pic related after his previous VA retired

>Being afraid all the time, of forgetting somebody's name, not knowing what to do with your hands. I mean, I'm the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there's a party. And then when he finally get there, he winds up alone in the corner trying to look comfortable examining a potted plant.
I like to imagine all of Chowder was one of Barclay's holodeck programs

Love nier gestalt
Sad that normalfags hop on to the series without even playing DoD

That was Crisp Rat?

I'm dead

Spanish VA
>I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine." And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

>I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES, BITCH!

>I need a weapon

>Junko FUCKIN' Enoshima!

>I am not a weenie, YOU are the weenie!

>I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

>The universe looks at you and sees a hero… but do ya know what I see? A coward; someone who lost the guts to find his race… My brother's going to find me, and he's gonna hurt all of you… Bye, Ratchet, I'll see ya soon!

>50 years have passed....but....I do not age....

She looks like a fake gilf at like 20. Eww uhh

BOO-YAH!!!

"Do not diddle KIIDS! ITS NO GOOD DIDDLIN KIDS! OooWOOAH"

>I think it goes without saying, I wasn't about to sling yogurt on an unconscious woman's feet!

Yes...Kingdom Hearts...Rejoice, and feast on these hearts we offer! Shine your pale light on this empty realm...Share your power with all Nobodies!

>I do cocaine!

>Ninja style, Samurai, metal POLE? Climb that shit!

>Hey you guys I haves a goods use of the words, 'ansbazzle'. My lungs amsbazzle the air from the Earth. As I can breathe. It. Period.

Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it's contained.

>MOLTEN COOOOOOOORE

youtube.com/watch?v=ouYsDgA8vKo

Yep

Goodnight, Loud House!

>Hey Connie, fork over that weapon NOW!

>"I should kick your fucking ass"

Do, do, do the funky gibbon!

>It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum!

Anyone else reading these quotes with the character's voices?

It's-a me, Mario!

Adios, asshole.