Tell me Sup Forums, if a very powerful being offered give you superpowers with no tricks involved, only at the very very very low price of killing all your friends, would you do it?
Tell me Sup Forums, if a very powerful being offered give you superpowers with no tricks involved...
>get power to do literally anything
>kill them
>revive them
ez pz
but honestly this prompt doesn't work because none of the people on this website have friends. you're trying to rob a beggar
Only if I got to choose which Superpowers.
And they involved the ability to raise the dead.
Jokes on you OP I have no friends!
Are they people I consider friends or is there some criteria they have to fulfill to be officially seen as my friend? What, objectively, is the definition of a friend?
Hard pass. Without my best friend, my life would become a fucking empty shell and even if I could raise the dead, no strings attached, they'd know and I'd know that I traded their life like it was a chip in a poker game.
If I got to choose the powers, yes. But I wouldn't like.
Is this being offered to everyone?
If so, I make my peace, because I know someone is eventually going to make a deal with my name on it.
I am now an immortal, incorporeal entity able to possess others at will. Kind of like that demon from The Fallen but without the risk of dying if I stay outside of a body for too long. And maybe also the power to cause anyone within line of sight to have a knee-trembling orgasm just by focusing on them hard enough (if I can have two unrelated powers, that is).
I don't really have any friends anyway. Coworkers that like me, but don't really know me at all, but no actual friends.
Besides, I can now hijack any body I want and make new friends, and keep doing it for all eternity. Though honestly I'll spend most of my time masturbating in public.
Knowing that she loves me and that I love her?
No. There's nothing in the universe anyone could offer me that would make me hurt her.
You sound like a very creepy person
You pussy.
No.
Nah, I hate myself enough already.
Fuck off Griffith you piece of shit
What friends?
>killing all your friends
well I won't have to kill anybody, so sure!
Can the entity provide me with a list of who all count as my real friends?
If so refuse, and just use the list to know who your real friends are.
Yes
I dont have any friends.
^^
Powers first, then sure. Most of them are assholes anyway but I care about a couple of them enough to need to be sure.
what friends