Want to draw either cute or funny webcomic that everyone can enjoy

>Want to draw either cute or funny webcomic that everyone can enjoy
>Can only think of the sickest, degenerate and perverted thoughts

My mind is ruined

Do it anyways? I mean, at least you'll be drawing regularly, improving your skill and maybe making some money. Plus, I'm sure there's an audience for lecherous stuff

just draw porn comics dude
I'm in a similar situation though. I just wanna make a cute, fun, and silly little webcomic, but I'm really tempted to add an overarching plot to it with with some lore and other unnecessary shit

>want to write smut
>endless stream of perverted situations and positions from my mind

>Want to draw the kind of porn I wish to see
>Don't want to be labeled "problematic" and completely expelled from normal society

maybe you just need a partner to write for you

Don't do anything to link your identity as a porn artist to other parts of your life?

No artist wants that. Ever.

but people would recognize the style between my porn and my normal work

eh I think a medium like comics is a two-talent thing

if you can write well but cant draw then you cant make it and if you can draw but cant write for shit then its the same thing
so just cut it in the middle and split the glory

especially if you get along well and both enjoy the story and art

> and if you can draw but cant write for shit then its the same thing
I've seen several bad comics be able to coast on their good art alone
ie most of Hiveworks

if they can coast on good art alone they should just draw regular fuckin images and take commissions not reduce the art by forcing it into a shitty comic

>tfw drawing my childhood fetish
>tfw there's a market for it
>tfw my demographic is growing every day
feels good to win
you must be some kind of sadist freak to not draw your own fetish publicly

>No artist wants that. Ever.

Some do. Remember that having a writer doesn't necessarily mean he or she is the creative lead. It can be someone who just pitches ideas to you, and helps you realize the ones you like most.

Okay fine, I'll explain the plot but please don't judge me...

the plot is A toddler girl with a birth defect of having DD cup tits

It was suppose to be a comedy but then my lewd mind took over

Right now I'm in the process of worldbuilding a whole fucking original universe for my porn project to get around the fact that the Splatoon characters I wanted to use are underage. Fuck me

oh youre a manga artist, shoulda just said so user

>A toddler girl with a birth defect of having DD cup tits
with a concept like that, you might as well just make it porn.

KEEEEEK

>It was suppose to be a comedy but then my lewd mind took over

...are you fucking retarded? That would never be comedic to anyone except fetishists. Your lewd mind was already controlling you from the start.

that's not funny, user
that's not funny at all

Fap first

Make it a cat with tits owned by a mad scientist, but then God kills the cat so the man swears revenge on God.

CUZ IM ALL MESSED UP

>A toddler girl with a birth defect of having DD cup tits
Nigga it's called "oppai loli", get your shit straight.

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Homeboard /an/ and hang out on /c/ more.

I do both
I draw smut and draw cute comics, it's funny to see how my fanbases merge when they find the opposite accounts.

Why do you think i mostly want to write for comedy or horror. If only i could write down ideas without feeling embarrassed

lol is this a coldfusion thread

Literally who?

>draw porn and explicit fetish art of other characters
>can’t bring myself to draw something even slightly lewd of my own OCs

Look, I've worked with writers before, and it sucks, whether they're professional or amateur. Their job is to adlib up a story, then boss you around and act like they're doing 50% of the work.
I swear to god, every single person thinks of themselves as an idea guy, or that the dream they had one time is going to make an awesome ten-part book series.

Same. I have certain OC's I am too emotionally attached to

It doesn’t help that my webcomic doesn’t have any sort of adult content or even swearing in it. It would be fine for a kid to read. I just can’t bring myself to do it.

>A toddler girl with a birth defect of having DD cup tits
What are you afraid about? It happens all the time in real life.

W-what?

>Want to do what you described
>Can't draw for shit

It's a really difficult descision.

It must fuck her center of gravity so there would be a decent ammount of falling over slapstick comedy

Most lolis aren't toddlers.

What are you, retarded? Just draw them with big tits and put a little box saying ten years from splatoon universe

Wait the splatton characters are kids?

They are cartoons moron, who cares if a fictional character is underage

>want to draw an ongoing webcomic with a really long story
>it's basically just Dragonball Z mixed with Gurren Lagann but with different characters and a bigger universe so to speak

I wish I could think of more unique themes

Haha, that's a such a funny concept user
I would read that for the comedic value and the comedic value alone
You know, to laugh it and nothing else

Some goverments.

Do you mind posting your IP address user?

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

>I wish I could think of more unique themes
Have you considered adding a twist where the monsters are actually people?

The guy who drew this.

the girls is like 15

>Want to draw amazing artwork of dragons, artsy metropolises with varying architecture, character designs, retro futuristic stuff, magic, etc.
>Draw furry porn.

No, I don't have a gallery, do not ask. I'd only do it professionally as a last resort, like even if I fucked up in the military.

Yeeesh....

Go back to japan you degenerate.

See, at least someone here gets humor to a degree, that sounds like some doctor weird stuff.

That's kinda hot.

If you want a good time, go to /hyw/ and ask for coldfusion stories.

That's not funny
Mostly because I don't get it.

>if you can write well but cant draw then you cant make it

One Punch Man would disagree. Shit got so popular that a really good artist went and redrew it for him.

Embrace it user. Show the world your weirdness

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You're the shit on society's shoe. Most depraved artists can actually make art with a good deal of merit or at least enjoyability, but all you can think up is the most typical fetishistic tripe I've come to expect from a good portion of this board. You had no chance from the beginning because you can't seperate your creativity from your pedo boner. If your imagination had a face I'd punch it in the face.

There's no way that would ever be seen as a comedy. I don't wanna sound like an ass to you, but you're weird for even thinking that. To think that you could make something so inherently lewd and down-right creepy an innocent, humorous comedy without it being totally lewd because of that is crazy talk. I'm not telling you this as a jerk being rude, I'm telling you this as a friend: start over with a new idea.

Are we sharing our ideas for dumb fetish comics here? Mine is a guy that turns into Safeword, the BDSM powered superhero whenever he wears his ball gag of power.

There was already a webcomic I used to read in 2005 ish almost exactly like this. It was on milkmaid's website but for some reason a lot of the links are down.

user just draw porn, its clearly what you want and you are just denying it. Make some shit that Sup Forums will use crops of as reaction images and people ask for the source and realize that they made a mistake looking it up.

>so much pain over such banal shit
remember to check your cholesterol and blood pressure

Youve been here too long if you dont think that concept is fucking awful because its "banal".

this

just do it, i'm drawing cute, slice of life oppai loli, i don't give a fuck what others think.

Well at least you're not this guy.

In the worst case scenario, you can always occasionally magical realm when writing it. I've seen multiple webcomic artists get away with it before.

So like I've been throwing an idea around in my head.

Basically, there's a king who has a disrespectful servant. This servant out right hates the guy, and keeps saying that he will never accept him as king, going so far as to form a rebellion.
King keeps trying to break him down but just can't break his spirit, and pride. knock him down and he gets back up again.

So the King comes up with a great plan. In an attempt, he forces him to become his sex slave, brutally forcing his ass until he submits, eventually getting someone to snip his junk and perform an intentionally botched MTF transition on him, disfiguring him horribly, to the point nobody wants to look at him. The king is still banging this dude like no tomorrow though,despite the sheer pain this man is going through, until he finally break down wishing for death.

He escapes with the help of an old friend. Later he comes across a kind old man, that took pity on him. This kind old man fixes his botched surgery to make him into a cute trap maid, and as repayment the former slave decides to serve him for the rest of his life,without question, catering to his every desire as thanks for saving his life.

Any input or criticisms? What do?

if your morbi, fuck off morbi
if your glitched puppet, off yourself you festering transvestite
if your anyone else, i apologise

I just threw up in my mouth...

pfft, Sup Forums was worse back in the day

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Morbid curiosity makes me want to actually see this. Im of the opinion that if you can think of a person in a sexual situation, it has happened at some point in time, and I mean ANYTHING. Saw briefly a clip of a little girl getting fucked by a monkey in some shithole BR country, nothing is beyond possibility when it comes to sexual concepts.

I feel you
But at the same time It might legit scar me should I see it.

it's probably fake

>did the horse consent?

thats something id watch

Eh, I've drawn oodles of furry porn and I'm still gonna give a shot at doing a clean webcomic. I know at some point people will find out I'm the same artist, but I'd rather just own up to it than, say, being like Wuffle's author and nuke out my galleries (only for my smut to be found elsehwere eventually).

Still, I'll make it clear my lewd stuff and my comic are two completely separate deals, and have the decency not to mention porn when talking about the comic. If the guy behind DreamKeepers could do it, surely there's a way to pull it off. Same goes to you OP, so godspeed!

you should read monster under the bed.
Starts out looking like a porn comic, but author was able to build out of it. I haven't checked back for about a year, but it was really good last I checked.

>It was suppose to be a comedy

yeah youve worked with retards

thats now what im talking about im talking about a WRITER

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>wanna make webcomics
>cannot into the motor control for gud art
>settle for screenwriting
>no good place on Sup Forums to discuss/share screenplays

Fug

Honestly user premise means shit compared to execution. Come up with some short scripts (like a scene or two, maybe a pilot if you’re dedicated), or brief doodles if you’re more an artfag than a writefag, then come back. It’s easier to judge a premise when you see how it’ll work in practice.

t. Frequent reviewfag in cartoon pitch threads

>this happened 3 days ago

Archive?

That video doesn't exist.

>>Want to draw either cute or funny webcomic that everyone can enjoy
>>Can only think of the sickest, degenerate and perverted thoughts

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what the actual fuck

Damn, just when you thought you lost any bit of the ability to be disgusted and shocked, Sup Forums manages to prove you wrong

OPM gets brought up a lot when people discuss good art vs good writing, and I feel like people get the wrong idea. The original webcomic wasn't successful by any means; the success only came after the mange remake.

I am anti you. When ever I look at porn, I get ideas of cute and innocent things that are the furthest things from lewd.

Not only that, but Mob Psycho is a much better example to use anyway

>all those degenerates demanding link to illegal video be posted

Really makes you wonder where humanity is headed.

I felt nothing but physical anger and sadness

I mean, I like horses and shit, but fuck, this kid got kidnapped and shit, and it could be any kid. It could be that one child ya saw waving at you, your nephew/niece, or your own child. That shit's what fucks me up. I mean, jesus christ, even if that child is found, he'll never be the same ever. He'll be broken for the rest of his miserable life. And man, for all we know, the people behind it could be someone you fucking know. It could be ANYONE. The one guy your sister slept with? The nice waiter you really enjoyed talking to? Your fucking insurance agent?

Some sad shit, yo. Makes me sad as fuck.