Space Don

Low Earth Orbit BTFO


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I wish I could see the expressions on the "I fucking love science!" redditf-tier liberal cuckolds' faces as they scramble to come up with a roundabout excuse for still not supporting Trump. Eat shit, XKCD

>b-but muh global warming

Current year, the year we make contact.

Will Trump ever own a planet?

Oy vey but the rockets were making the holes in the ozone layer all along, goyim. You're stuck on this planet forever, or you hate the environment.

planet earth

sorry

christ can he get more based?

>Wants to waste money on Jupiter
>Wants "Muh Dick" military.
>Wants to build wall.
>Wants create a massive deportation force
>Wants to cut taxes and curb the deficient.

One of these things is not like the other... One of these things doesn't belong.

I swear this is basically like the niggers expecting "Obamaphone" but for the right.

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You shut your whore mouth. Jupiter is based af

Holy shit, he is going to be the greatest president of all time.
this nigga is about to make first contact with the squid people of europa

What if he really is The Emperor of Man

Donald will build the first Space Elevator (TM).

>Taxing imported goods raises federal funds
>If/when businesses return to the US, we lose those tariffs but won't have to pay as much welfare or fafsa
Plus, Mexico's gonna pay for the wall, but Americans are gonna build it. That's a hell of a lot of jobs there, even just for maintaining and guarding the wall after it's built.

oh man

>Taxing imported goods raises federal funds
Yeah, an economic war is going to wonders for the US economy. It's all based on the hypothsis that people will buy goods. But since you don't "need" an iphone, you don't "need" a big screen TV, in a recession nobody's going to buy it. Meanwhile nobody will buy US goods either. Fantastic, you just made us a 3rd world protectionist shit thole like Brazil.

the don going full interstellar on our asses
he knows the earth is fucked anyway so he's taking us to the space

>interstellar travel
I guess we weren't born too late to explore the stars lads.

We were born just in time to use meme magic to explore the universe.

They are extremely butthurt: muh earth will be destroyed, muh creationism lmao, only working classes will pay for it
Bunch of hypocrites

And we will be immortal thanks to Peter Thiel, it's the best time to be alive

Liberals absolutely despise space exploration. In part because they see it as a wast, and part association with colonialism and anti-environmentalism.
Expect tearjerking anti-nasa protect the starving nigglets campaign soon.

So this is his true endgame uh?

There is life on Europa.

You heard it here first.

Mars is low energy travel
Go to Europa and get some minerals is what a high energy man would do.

Emperor Trump does it again.

How long does it take to get to Europa?

a boy has the right to dream

>mfw we make our first interstellar travel under President Donald J. Trump

> we will get to deport illegal aliens from our solar system in our lifetime

>Barron, what's this game?
>It's called Stellaris, dear father, you can conquer the galaxy
>Let me see more closer, my son...

>My dear husband! Go to bed!
>I can't Melania, Trump Empire is fighting some Fungus Aliens for this piece of rock in the space with +4 Energy.
>But you can stop for a mome-
>+4 Energy Melania, This is Important!

Stop. I can't get any more aroused

nice one Franco

Trump making NASA great again

Ayy lmao

Guise, I figured out what Obama and Trump were talking about!

Vonnegut told me that way before you did.

>2 hours later
>fucking Jewhan, that shit is boring as fuck let just play it for real

Your argument only works under the assumption that there would, in fact, be an "economic war". The US is a massive marketplace. If companies like Nike lose there foothold here, other companies will rise up to take their place. It's win-win either way.

>making Europa exploration a priority
He's not even in office yet, and I can't handle all this winning.
Kek bless the God Emperor.

>He's going to Make Europa Great Again!
:D
>The moon, not the continent
D:

He's a clever cunt ill give him that.if he's sending shut to Europa it means he's on a mission to find life, which means the chap wants to connect his name tohe discovery of life, for eternity. His legacy would live on forever. It would be like how we all know of Julius Caesar without know the rest of the emperors.

That's because you are a fucking pleb

As only a god-emperor can.

The continent is beyond saving, Raúl.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till touch down brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

O ye of little faith, the greatness will expand outward from America starting day 1. By the time it hits Europa, all of Earth will already be comfy in the glow of it. We're only in the negative days of his presidency and he already ended the Cold War.

It was posted there yesterday, there were mostly mixed to negative reactions because NASA's climate science money is being removed.

>NASA's climate science money is being removed.

so pseudo science is replaced by real science and they get butthurt.
What a surprise.

All fake
Golden calf
There is more land
You re on a human farm goy
Go outside and measure for yourself

Trump is really going to make humanity great again.

I dont use reddit but I am whining Anti Science. If he does that and gives Nasa more funding I admit he was the better choice. Global warming well I dont think 4-8 years delay will change much, we already will have a major problem to solve later down the line.

I hope that faggot at XKCD gets a backlash.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to sponsor someone who can't even fucking use encryption or secure email?
He's a shill faggot like every single democrat in the science field.
I know people who are in CS that are complete and utter lefty faggots, and guess what? Free government works for those who share on facebook publicly anti-right meme.
Fucking normies.

NASA is stealing all the shekels

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based

HOLY FUCK YES AYY LMAOS CONFIRMED

>wasting money on the space jew

I get it now.

Obama DID tell the Don about aliens, and Trump always go big, so before they completely kill us he will attack them first.

BASED TRUMP SAVING THE PLANET ONCE AGAIN

>freedom units
>science

GET CANCER, FAGGOT

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Upvoted, Friend :^)

holy shit ILFS BTFO

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>tfw he turns out to be the best president ever for science and space exploration
>b-but but muh global warming
>tfw Trump saves the Earth through bold geoengineering projects and turns California green

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TRUMP CONFIRMED FOR GALACTIC EMPEROR 2020

The milky way has been a shithole for a while. Time to make the milky way great again

I'm too stupid to understand this, but I think I understand it's meant to be flat Earth evidence just from the context here.

Anyone wanna fill in the blanks?

i love it

>2018
>believes in moonhoax

Human farm
Goyim=cattle
There is more land (((they re))) hiding

(((They re))) rubbing it in everyone's face all the time pic related, it s a game to them

No, I'm totally buying the rhetoric already. I'm more interested in that mathematical proof thing.

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Dog bless
You have my backing mr. Trump. Don't worry about anyone else

pictured: the man who buried USSR and the man who revived it

I think its supposed to show that you can see the curvature at whatever miles

Fuck! That's what the wall of donor names was about. I should've donated, now I'm never getting into space