New Oglaf

I'm here for the really specific tan-lines

The person in the yellow beachwear has a penis, btw.

Nah, it's just a puzzle vagina.

Does that mean she can't move from that spot?

...

Don't try to comprehend it.

It looks like the Man Tribe, honestly.

I swear to god the Oglaf people just browse /tg/ for ideas.

I'll find a use for this someday

The cloud and viking moves with her. But what happens if she goes inside?

>viking
That's Odin my man.

>still trying to comprehend it

saved, thanks loser

ur welcome gaylord

>walk into temple
>knock one down
>Odin is fucking pissed
>lose swimsuit

Oh no you don't, I'm not falling for that one this time.
We must overthink this immediately!

The real question is if she lifts her legs, does it stretch to drop her to the ground or leave her hanging there like a swing?

If she loses weight, will she be pulled up?

It's bigger than the black guy's.

Stop that at once!

What I want to know is if you can get a hamster wheel thing going.

See

a new apprentice arc when?

New Platinum Grit when?

Never.

Shit got weird at the end anyway.

Nah, it's just really hairy.

Is that a ulge in the yellow highcut's bottom?

>that filename

The black guy there probably has a vagina. He's not actually supposed to be drawn to Marvel/DC industry standards at least.

He has a bulge in panel 4

The second one.

I will never stop being disappointed that the contents of that club are not actually exploited in any actual pornography.

>two comics were released and then never followed up on

Damn shame.

Heh.

I feel like that would cheapen it, bruh.
It exists in your mind. Hypercrisis is real.

>a white Valkyrie
WUT

Wakanda happened.

I'm sure it's stretchy enough

don't you know about the Pythagorean theorem? Let's say the length of her swimsuit L is given by the expression sqrt(d^2 + h^2) where h (the height) is much greater than d (small horizontal movements on the surface of the earth). Then in the neighborhood of d=0 (vertically centered about the fixation point in Valhalla), the partial derivative with respect to d is d/sqrt(d^2+h^2) evaluates to 0, meaning the length of the swimsuit is approximately stationary, so even a small amount of elasticity will permit free movement, at least in the locality of the beach, say.

I want more of the valkyrie, she's cute.

are gay men attracted to men dressed like that? I know straight women aren't.

Ask a straight woman from the 1970s. Trends wax and wane.

>The group is all men and presumably a trap
I'm assuming these Vikings don't take female slaves.

Also, different women have different tastes.

They are beachzerkers.
They subsist on tanning and procreate by flexing.

>BLOOD AND THUNDER!
>VICTORY AT THE SEA!
Of course they don't.

I really hope we get more wacky gods. Wacky gods are the best

How could Oglaf make Egyptian Gods wackier?
They're pretty much already ridiculously lewd.

Don't forget slow motion volleyball. It's a beachzerker's primary means of defence, seduction and agriculture

Something something Osiris' cock

>black guy
Where?

Odin's wisdom and knowledge is truly unknowable.

>trap
>tits

Mohawk dude.

That dude is pretty tan but not black.

pretty smart....hows the whole "splitting the love atom" thing coming along?

>dude/guy

Wait, your right. The vast majority of black people in this comic (especially QT vampire girl) have afro-textured hair, not straight hair.

It was eaten by fish and his wife slapped a dildo on him to replace it. You’re gonna have to try harder.

...

>5 minutes later dickhead Loki pulls on the strap for the mother of all wedgies

girl in yellow ha penis, the guy in mohawk doesn't

this just raises more questions.

See the thing here is the material is already at such a length and tautness that I'm not sure you could increase it significantly.
It would certainly still be uncomfortable, as wedgies tend to, but it would not be substantial to convention.

>No-one was praying for it NOT to happen, I guess

More like something something Thoth’s dick

It's Oglaf. We're lucky that all xir has.

censored fucking nipples

so tired of your american prudery

Isn't this fucking board run by a Tibetan nowadays anyhow? Why are the fucking quakers still calling the shots?

Saved, thanks.
Quote reminded me of some painfully funny D&D sessions as the DM.

Gotta love Oglaf, fucker always manages to brighten up my mood.

>no one was praying for it to not happen...so eh why not
I like it when gods/demigods in stories get all ancient greek and just screw around for the fun of it

America was founded by the puritans, a group of brits so uptight that the rest of britain told them to gtfo.
Seriously, look up what Cromwell tried to get banned when he was briefly 'Lord Protector of England'. hint- it was everything that isnt praying quietly in church or tilling the fields

Columbus was an Italian guy who came to America on behalf of Spain. Essentially Spain founded Naerica and the Puritans just took over later.

If she takes it off, will she die?