Is kek real?

Is kek real?

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Is this that illuminati card game thing?

Of course he is.

Yes.

Yes to both.

Yeah

As real as the sun and the birds, so are the frogs.

Damn. Two 777's claiming kek is real on a row.

So real it blows your mind

Psalm 105:30

Their land swarmed with frogs,
even in the chambers of their kings.

kek gives me digits

SEE those digits.

they are a gift from kek.

Damn. Now im spooked

How come we could meme randlet?

Or Ron Paul?

It's all in your collective heads

youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM

Nope. you are being deceived.

Buy hey, I will remember to look upon you across the great expanse.

Be blessed, child of God

kek is real. You just have to believe.

No, it's a fake idol of larping atheists.

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Any questions?

>fake idol of larping atheists.
Fake idol my ass, Romania

Is that card game fun?

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Its as fake as the unclean spirit in your heart

I don't participate in this idolatry either 2bh with you guys

SHADILAY

Of course kek is real, and if he wasn't , he is now.

As long as Jesus is lord of your life you really dont have to do anything. Does that mean sin? no.. for verily i say onto you, jesus has broken the bonds of iniquity. Let not your heart be troubled, for the LORD God almighty is with you always, even unto the end.

Fuck off nobody cares about your dead Jew on a cross.

Reality actually does work like this. Enough of us willed Kek into existence. We're not using the true name of the Egyptian god either so I doubt he existed before.

You know that is a lie.

What, your entire belief system?

Thanks, God bless you

>Rain of Frogs
>Frogs = Pepe = Kek
>Rain = Reign
Woah.

yes

BTFO

kek showed us that there are many spirits/egregores. perhaps jesus is a space ghost that can only feed on the willing?
Kek is not a false idol, you created him, or revived him, or he's your divine son.
Kek was even labelled a hate symbol, shouldn't that tell you that serious occultists view kek as a real threat?

sacred-texts.com/oto/lib70.htm

Commandment II:

"Thou shalt have no other gods."


All you evil, heretical fucks will burn.

Of course it could also be set up that way for the sake of the mind, there is an effect on a quantum level by being that sure of something, I think.

you aren't even willing to consider other possiblities though. What's to stop another god from appearing identical to the legit god? how do you know you aren't worshipping the imposter?

Kek is a real god, I believe in Kek, and he shall reward us with happiness.

You will regret that. You can blaspheme the name of Jesus, but there is no saving you from blaspheming the name of God. There is one thing for certain: All will know the name of the LORD when he comes in all of his glory.

ALL other possibilities were discussed at length in the Scriptures. IF you would only read it, you would have the surety of the Lord.

There is no such thing as an evil man. Only the evil he loves in his heart. All men are called to repentance.

>What's to stop another god from appearing identical to the legit god?
Jokes on you, i'm Gnostic.

Go kiss some Muslim feet, you godless fool.
Praise Kek

Jesus said you would know them by their fruits. Bad fruit? bad person. Good fruit, good person. Read and understand, a person outside the time domain can only speak in parables.

Ask her user

Praise Jesus Christ!

He has always been with us.


He takes many forms.

There must have been some very profound and sacred meaning to this symbol, since, notwithstanding the risk of being charged with a disgusting form of zoolatry, the early Egyptian Christians adopted it in their Churches. A frog or toad, enshrined in a Lotus-flower, or simply without the latter emblem, was the form chosen for the Church-lamps, on which were engraved the words "I am the resurrection"

Source: ministrymagazine.org/archive/1958/09/spirits-like-frogs

Anyone on Sup Forums know about this?

"The Word of the LORD shall be as hot coals poured on their head; they will not resist to scoff at you."

You think its you getting upset. Its not. Its the unclean spirit you let in your house.

Repent, seek the lord with a humble heart, and he will restore your land.

>how do you know you aren't worshipping the imposter?
at least i know i'm not worshiping the shitposter

No way

I have the Lord in my heart and home, and his name is Kek!

Tell me your first name. If you are not afraid, then lets us reason together.

You will know them by their fruits

How can kek be real if ur eyes are not real?

I check therefore I am

you are the epitome of goyim.

Praise Kek.

That's deep.

Yep.
Real

No.

Can we please go back to rational discourse now?

its "goyyim".
It means "Nations".
If you saying youre a talmud babylonian, then yeah im wasting my time on you.

lol you probably think jews and judaism are the same

>stumbling block

Welp, user, you've done it now. You're going to have a bad day.

He meant to call you a dirty goy.

Jesus culture is the ORIGINAL rational discourse.

Kek is all you need.

Im a new creation. I have successfully brought my flesh into subjection.

These digits tell a different story.

I meant to call you human cattle, which you are.

But hey, I'm glad you're planning on dying for me, so that I can continue to sin.

you know who else worships numbers?
those "jews" you hate so much

Is it bad to worship Jesus and be Christian but acknowledge Kek as being real? I don't pray to KEK or anything but I think he might be a real entity

YOUR ID

Enjoy your reward.

You certainly earned it.

You know who eats food? Those kek worshippers you are jealous of.

You ever had sex mate?

a godsend test of our faith at best
and a demon at worst

Jesus is Lord. The bible never says that demons and unclean spirits are not real. They are very real, and its the only thing we fight against.

"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

you must understand that back then frog meant fertility, it rained only few days in a whole year, and after those rains the land was fertile and full of nutritions, after that, toads appeared and filled all the fertile lands for months.

See how steamed you are getting? Hot coals bruh.

I have in my youth, but i wish I were a virgin today. Seriously.

JESUS BTFO BY KEK
KIKE-KABOB WORSHIPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

gematria/kabbalism isn't "worship of numbers" it's a kind of oracle or divinatory practice.

also I think the greeks did as well

>ID
>DOUBLES

guys

IM AN ANGRY WHITE MALE GET USED TO IT JEW SLAVE

And how does that discount my statement?

You call me eternal, then do not seek me
You call me fair, then do not love me
You call me gracious, then do not trust me
You call me just, then do not fear me
You call me life, then do not choose me
You call me light, then do not see me
You call me Lord, then do not respect me
You call me master, then do not obey me
You call me merciful, then do not thank me
You call me mighty, then do not honor me
You call me noble, then do not serve me
You call me rich, then do not ask me
You call me Savior, then do not praise me
You call me shepherd, then do not follow me
You call me the Way, then do not walk with me
You call me wise, then do not heed me
You call me Son of God, then do not worship me
When I condemn you, then do not blame me.

>OPKEK
>22
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

youtube.com/watch?v=oxyPQ4_Xeqc

>Dark Knight Rises which spawned Bane posting that eventually led to Germanwings crash, first major occurrence of Meme Magic
>Anthony Weiner, the guy who became part of Hillary's campaign and helped crashing it

KEK BE PRAISED

do kek worshipers eat frogs legs

Cast that spirit out, dude. Keep scoffing, but at least give it a try. What can hurt?

Go into your room, close the door, make sure NO ONE can hear you. Get on your knees, and ask Jesus to come to you.

I PROMISE he will.

the only god is ebola chan

>OPKEK
>OP
>KEK
>OP KEK

I looked into it that's what I found. Found a old passage on the Frog Queen also. That was more about reproduction.

Is KEK destroying Feminism so the Christians start breeding again?

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uh I wasn't trying to disprove you buddy stop being so defensive
I prefer misinformation not be spread

>OPKEK

Best ID I've seen here.

I did for a while. Nothing happened. I just alienated myself from normal people.

But then I praised kek. And behold.

Em
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>make a statement
>you make an argument
>i ask how its wrong
>you throw the typical "whoa buddy stop being so defensive"
>proceed to call me a liar

wow you got me

Praise Kek