HELP ME, Sup Forums! MY NAME IS BARRON TRUMP

This might sound strange, but I come from the future. I got here in a time machine that will be built 20 years from now. The place I come from is dark and terrible. You must help me prevent the completion of Perfect Soros!

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FUCK NINGEN

You have time travel and the first thing you do is shitpost on Sup Forums.

By the way,
>the place I come from is dark and terrible

that's what you get for living in a shitty place near England

Did SCP-2317 wake up or not?

Baron is already taller than that manlet.

>someone decided to come back from the future to the Isle of Man

Fuck off, that is not believable.

are there women in your isle?

>thinking height matters and not the mind
Wew lad, how was coming out of the closet to your parents?

>Trump is Vegeta

But Trump can actually win a fight. And can certainly beat a woman.

Lol. Vegeta couldn't even beat the only woman he fought.

he beat a woman if you know what i mean

Didn't you hear him, user? The future is bleak.

You could say that it's the only Isle of Man left

We did steer a U.S election. Why wouldn't he come here to seek our knowledge

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[anomaly] :æˈnɒm(ə)li : الله ملاك العلم يأتي الآن
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> where are the keys for the time medicine?
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Is Hillary Mr Satan?

>Loveable loser who doesn't have any power and is generally an idiot

Mr Satan doesn't know what Aleppo is.

Trump = Goku
Donald Jr. = Gohan
Baron = Goten
Carson = Piccolo
Christie = Yajirobe
Pence = Krillin
Cruz = Vegeta
Ivanka = Bulma
Melania = Chichi

Soros = Babidi
Hillary = Majin Juu
Romney = Frieza

The Manx Meme Monoliths could only capacitate a single charge. I'm sorry. I don't intend to return to my time - it's a lost cause, a dying maelstrom of cancerous flesh, mutant safespace comfort dogs picking the tender face meat from a billion genital-mutilated transpersyn corpses. I can only save this universe from the horror I have witnessed.

We won the election in our world, too. It was only the beginning.

False, you didn't tripfag like Barron said he would.

>swift diversion
Manlet detected

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The Barron. The Barron knows.

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>teleports 20 years behind you
>SAD!

I guess the future is full of ants

>thinking anything matters besides money
Wew lad, how was coming out of your dumpster to post this?