If you were given spider powers a la spider island what would your spider themed hero or villain name be?

If you were given spider powers a la spider island what would your spider themed hero or villain name be?

I'd choose to be Spider Artist to give that show better animation jesus christ what even is that? Where is the shading?

Brown Recluse, I would hole up on my room and shitpost all day.

why not spider dan buckley and cancel shitty marvel animated shows?

I would call myself The Widowmaker and kick pregnant women in the stomach

Orb-Weaver.

Call me the Tholian... I spin deadly webs

That is not what a widow is

El Tarantula. I make a makeshift ring with webs and both put on a show and deserve justice by wresting crooks

There are like 4 Tarantulas, all hispanic.

Daddy Long Dick

Web-Fucker because I keep making web fleshlights and fucking them.

Spider Autist?

why do they all have organic webs. was it just a lazy copout.

the human holocaust..

Trapdoor

How the fuck did they get away with this?

i would be the zyklon spider

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i kickem' so hard they die from it

it was a different time.

Did-you-know-spider-legs-function-similarly-to-the-human-penis man.

Because they're all gonna turn into man-spiders anyway.

>Huntsman

I become an aussie bushman themed web-slinger.

No one will ever suspect I am actually Asian under my mask.

The webmaster.

I don't have any spider powers, I just maintain websites. Why am I even here?

A for the effort but F- for comprehension.

Webster