Ladies, gentlemen, how can we increase our profit margins?

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Spend more on destroying Superman?

sell the cancer cure as a one time thing then just make new cureproof cancers

that way we won't look like greedy fucks while being immoral bastards instead

Maybe we should cut back on the "research to destroy, defame, or otherwise inconvenience Superman department. It takes up 90% of our budget.

Nah, just hold a cancer cure raffle. Claim we can only make so many doses of the cure, then sell tickets, but welsh on the number of cures delivered, or invent false "winners" that don't exist.

I think we should invest more on kryptonite variants. The potential of pink kryptonite as a cause/cure for homosexuality is an incredible opportunity.

Stop spending company resources to attempt to kill Superman? Actually find a way to apply the unique technologies that failed to kill him already into consumer markets, because they have multiple non failing to kill Superman applications, regardless of how they implicate our founder and current CEO? I don’t know, I’m just spit balling. Though mark my words, if I go missing and then show up as a mutated bio weapon meant to try and kill Superman which we all already know will fail...well we all already know why.

That sounds like something superman would say
What's your name?

Uhh... Mark Ment?

I think they're on to something: we need to stop thinking of Superman as an enemy...

And think of him as a potential market!

Think about it: There's only so many kryptonians left, so guess what would be important to them? Continuing the species!

We need to try to sell Superman and Supergirl on aphrodisiacs!

have your sister pose for sexy calendars and posters?

or all the money our construction division makes when he gets into fights and destroys half of the city

fire all the janitors!

Well Mr. Ment, it's time for you to go

that makes so much sense

Kill Superman?

Kara get off the internet.

Um, a lot of the budget seems to be going to the freezer down in R&D. We had someone look in there and found a rather large amount of baked goods. Do we really need that?

We've been over this; robots cost more with maintenance and inevitably go rogue.

Now on to other business
Presenting our newest project

Mercy sex tape

Another sexbot Lex?

So, let’s hire someone to keep them in line. What about Byrna Brilyant, recently parolled supervillain who could be seen as making good, plus its good PR to make such a high profile STEM hire who is...what the hell are the kids calling it? Non binary, cross dresser, trans? I can’t keep up with this shit? Whatever, she can telepathically control robots.

Invest in new whores for the Meta Bordello. Sex sells.

>Do we really need that?
Why of course we do! Those baked goods are for one of our greatest projects, you buffoon! We can't simply get rid of them. Do you even know how long it took to amass that much sugary goodness in one place?

We could take some of our canned anti-Superman plans and modify them for use against the Bat family, and sell them to criminal syndicates around the world. Naturally, since the Bats always develop a counter in osme way, customers are either repeat customers, or are removed from the market and then replaced by new criminal elements, who don't know about the inefficiency (although it's comparatively efficient given the average standard of anti-Bat measures criminals employ) of our services.

are you telling me you WOULDN'T pay to have your very own superman sex slave?

Who do you think provides batman with all of his equipment?

I don't understand what you're getting at.

Hey boss, remember that reporter that did a story on youse last week? You know... uh, Mr. Ment? Lent?

Dontcha think he looked a bit like Superman, Mr. Luthor? I mean he looked just like him right?

BIZARRO AM NOT THINK WE SHOULD GIVE FORTY CAKES TO CHARITY

Lex, will you and dad just stop fighting already? You're tearing this family apart!

Forgot pic

>We need to try to sell Superman and Supergirl on aphrodisiacs!
So we try to make Superman cuck he male half of China?

I'm already sending that damned alien child support every month, what more do you want?

Don't be ridiculous, Supermsn looks nothing like that Kent simpleton. Get your eyes checked, man.

That is like saying me and you look alike just because we are both bald but we both know that we don’t look anything like eachother for obvious reasons so why would I confuse Superman, a Kriptonian with this reporter that I met, an obvious human.

Are you implying that gentleman behind you, looks like a different species?

change the name from "lexcorp" to "sexcorp" and nothing else.

M-Mr. Luthor... sir, Thompson in accounting did an audit of last year's expendatures and found out that R&D spends $54.67 billion on ways to kill Superman. C-can we not spend so much money? I mean, Superman ain't all that bad, right?

Sir, sir! I got here from R&D as soon as I could!

It's ready, sir! The boys working on PROJECT: KRYPTOFUCK are saying they've finally got a working prototype!

What should we do?

If Project: Kryptofuck is a success, it will all be worth it.

Next, we can branch out our operation into new fields using the same strategies - PROJECT: AQUAFUCK, PROJECT: SPEEDFUCK

The possibilities are endless!

One of you idiots get Orm and Zolomon on the line, they'll want to hear this.

Why stop at the supervillain market, sir? I have word that Commissioner Gordon over in Gotham would pay good money for a JOKERFUCK

You could use this to take down the world's most dangerous extranormal threats, Mr. Luthor! You'd be a hero!

Send out a press release saying we're utilizing blockchain to kill Superman.

Orm's not returning our calls since you made fun of him at the last Society meeting, sir

And nobody has Zolomon's number. We got Thawne, but he says he prefers his rape to have a more personal touch.

I don't think Orm wants to molest his brother.

Uhm... sorry Mister Lex, but I always wondered if Superman's name, his chest logo and general likeness have some kind of copyright or not.

So I ran my own investigation and turns out he never copyrighted any of that, so Lex, sir...
You are now the proud owner of Superman's commecial rights. The R&D guys even made a special pillow item to be among our first launch at the next Toy fair.
What do you think of this, sir?

I got Zoom on Line 4, Mr. Luthor. We can't find Orm, but Black Manta is out in the lobby

Green and purple power armor, powers by kryptonite. To defeat that alien, Superman, of course.

What if we made a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?

Sir, we have a Commissioner Gordon on the line. He wants to discuss a new initiative for Gotham

I propose a hostile takeover of Wayne Enterprises and doubling funding for the murder Superman division.

Also, taking the pill we have cures AIDS with a single dose and prolonging it to a lifelong treatment.

Invest in bitcoin.

Sell kryptonian DNA enhancements. Everyone can be superman for a price.

Daily Dose?

Roombas don't go rouge. Lets just get a shitload of those.

But who will we laugh at as they're forced to pour sawdust on a puddle of bile?

We still got interns, we can make them do that.

How about capturing super heroines and mind controlling them to work as strippers and prostitutes for the rich?

I say we release a kryptonite based pill designed to make you strong enough to make you lift 500 lbs. But it's incredibly addictive. Then we sell a nicotine patch like product to get people off the habit over a course of years. Bride some people at the FDA.

... what if we hire a couple of those space monkeys (inb4 pc thought police) and get them to, uh, you know, take out the supes guy. Them, uh, say-ans folk. Think they could take 'em?

We need a customer-facing business that average people actually like. No more of this "pharmaceuticals and military science" crap. You know what's big right now?

Food trucks. I tell you, the way to increase our profit margins without sacrificing our "kill Superman" integrity is to get into the food truck industry. Think about it- we back a bunch of no-name, grassroots operations, make sure they've got the funding to upgrade their equipment, buy more ingredients, whatever they want, but we DON'T fire the original owners to put in our own people. That way, they keep the "genuine street food" feel that all the hipsters and SJWs go for. And the beauty part is that no one would dare try to shut us down- we do this right, we won't even have to protect ourselves because the people will be clamoring to do it for us.

>Roombas don't go rouge.
How little you know.

You think a roomba will be able to clean up after a weekly Superman incident?

Does Lex even care about making money anymore beyond what he needs to punk Superman?

We can make up mecha roombas! or make the interns do it! Inside the mecha roombas!

Why stop there?
Why dont we get a patent on the superman brand, and profit from his image?

No one likes your gay idea Stark, don’t ever try doing it or anything similar to it

Are you sure? Would it not publically humiliate him and weaken his command of the Atlantean people? Who would follow a king that has been publically and brutally anally violated by a robot?

but yes, Orm may be too closed-minded to appreciate the project. Make the offer to the other one, the black man in the silly helmet.

Gentlemen, who would be our best market to pitch a BATFUCK to? I refuse to work with the clown.

Ra's, perhaps?

We can afford to buy the entirety of Europe
Do we really need to increase the profit margin any more