IMO all the regular here should be banned. Too much autism and bad blood.
Brayden Gutierrez
Then you're stepping into an argument about something else with an argument no one is discussing.
David Stewart
E CHU TA!
Lincoln Allen
It's a gunship
Evan Perry
OP fucked up the embeds.
Gavin White
>transferring an argument between threads AUTOMATIC DISMISSAL ALL CLAIMS ARE ASSUMED RETROACTIVELY TO BE FALSE PLEASE LEAVE YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR
Kevin Davis
Don't bring your retarded headcanon autism here
Ethan Collins
What was his fucking problem?
Tyler Perez
TOP 10 BEST STAR WARS GAMES OF ALL TIME
10. Jar Jar Binks Bingo 09. Death Star Builder 3.0 08. Chewie Wookiee Cookie Cookin' 07. Stormtrooper Tennis 06. Jabba's Farts Unleashed (that was a good one) 05. Wedge's Wedgie Attack 04. Fishing for Ackbars 03. Super Sith Shit Toss: Tournament Edition 02. Boba Fett's Name Game (find his name in the fucking movies) 01. Governor Tarkin vs. Count Dookie
Juan Phillips
Leave it in the past. Kill it if you have to. Or kys, doesn't matter to me.
Colton Rogers
>Thrawn #1 (Wed 7) FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK PLEASE GIB ELI
Jose Sanders
>Death Star Builder 3.0 I need this in my life
Adrian Lee
I don't know what you did, but holy fuck. Next OP, fix the YouTube links.
>09. Death Star Builder 3.0 >krennic isn't mentioned at all THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW, JEDHA IS GETTING IT
Brandon Lewis
IMO we should have seen the conception Maybe not directly. But like the night of passion that we know begat Luke and LEIA
Grayson Long
Yeah, I fucked up.
Brody Collins
Love that Joker!
Brandon Green
>Abeloth is a powerful immortal entity from legends depicted as a tentacled woman in concept art
>She is related to the "ones" from the Mortis arc who are canon.
>She was imprisoned by the "ones" by creating the Maw.
> The Maw is the nebulae where Kessel exists.
> There is Lighting on the tentacle what if its force lighting ?
>That shot is most likely ^ the Kessel run Han bragged about running in 12 parsecs.
>Since a parsec is a unit of distance that means he is bragging bout taking a shortcut.
> Rebels is playing with the ones and it ends a few months before solo comes out so they could drop a hint to abeloth in there even though its different time periods
> Tag and Bink are in the movie so there not afraid of recanonizing characters from legends in fact theres been a tweet saying to look out for some
Hypothesis: While doing the Kessel run, Han Solo took a dangerous shortcut directly through Abeloth's prison and managed to survive.
Ryan Walker
It would just be Anakin crying about his mom the whole time. You know he's a cryer.
Parker Anderson
>mommy issues >Jedi training >feelings of insecurity Oh yeah. You bet he was apologizing after >I SHOULD HAVE THE POWER TO STOP CUMMING He says after 5 seconds of penetration
Samuel Morris
Is this the new Caddyshack posting?
Jaxson Martin
>TELL ME ABOUT THE SAND PEOPLE AGAIN ANI
Daniel Price
>>I SHOULD HAVE THE POWER TO STOP CUMMING
Levi Rogers
Seriously though, look at her face during the AotC rant. She's getting off on it. >was 14 when the TF threatened to genocide the Gungans and Naboo >that was her sexual awakening She just can't orgasm without thinking about the mass murder of women and children
Benjamin Allen
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Oliver Young
>the death toll is catastrophic She immediately goes over and tries to bang the slave boy.
Christian Clark
>tfw Ki Adi won't take you the hyper-brothel >Sorry, kid. Masters only. You know how it is
Joshua Lee
>yfw Binary Sunset
Jason Ross
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Kevin Martin
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Brandon Stewart
I was scenes like that that made ANH a mega-hit and that's what is lacking from all subsequent movies. Especially the ST. Just to slow down the pace and have your characters think about something for a bit.
Jaxon Lopez
Considering we've had a story about Leia losing her virginity I wouldn't be surprised if Disney greenlights "The Making of Skywalkers."
Hudson Hill
Too bad you didn't join the Empi-- AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cameron Thompson
Mace has you to wait in the foyer.
Landon Harris
Twi'leks are hot
Ryder Edwards
Vette is a good candidate for best TOR companion desu Khemmy is the other one
Josiah Lee
>*slap slap slap slap* >YES MASTER JEDI TUG MY LEKKU HARDER IT'S NOT FAIR
Elijah Reyes
I'm about to be her #metoo story.
Adrian Fisher
Can someone upload The Star Wars to the Mega? Or just post a link here.
>*teehee* >"S-STOP LAUGHING, I JUST GOT TOO EXCITED IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF MEN OKAY" >"I know, I know" >"w-wait, what do you mean "I know"? I thought we were both virgins? PADME I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH VIRGINS STOP GIGGLING" >*teehee*
Jace Edwards
I must've missed it.
Anthony Richardson
When I was a kid I thought that was TC-14 just because they were both silver.
Aaron Walker
Anyone else wish LFL/Disney would have just made a Lando movie instead?
Nolan Sanchez
>mfw Yoda's theme
I don't really remember it being used that much, or even at all in the prequels, am I wrong on that? I can't think of any examples.
Ryder Ramirez
I finally, finally, after all these years started playing a Sith Warrior in TOR, and I fucking despise Vette. I mean, does it get better with her?
Joshua Rodriguez
I wish they made a Jacen Solo movie.
Tyler Young
>Anakin, did you forget about my story about the legislative youth? God, you never listen. >Artoo, get that attachment I like.
Wyatt Carter
It was used briefly in Episode II.
Michael Perry
Anyone find it odd that Snoke called Kylo Ren a child wearing a mask? He's 29-30 years old in TLJ.
Hell to put things into perspective, Anakin was 23 when he became Darth Vader.
It's just a bit odd.
Jose Evans
>that pic >that filename
holy kek
Luke Torres
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Josiah Stewart
he's insulting him
Adrian Scott
Eh, if you don't like her, you just don't like her. Personally, I like her as the not-so-innocent angel on the Warrior's shoulder. You can antagonize her all you want if you don't take off her shock collar anyway. Khemmy is better, regardless.
Camden Sanchez
>implying she didn't just use the same vibrator built in on Threepio that Shmi used and was never cleaned
John Brown
Old people do that >Gramps: Come here kiddo >tfw not a kiddo
Camden Richardson
He was saying that Kylo is acting like a child. His actual age has no bearing. I swear, no one in here can tell when someone is being literal or not. Do you all seriously have aspergers?
Jose Robinson
>also why did Yoda call Luke "young Skywalker" when he's clearly old? Does Yoda have Force Dementia™?
Dylan Hernandez
>oh, this vagina is not entirely stable
Lucas Wood
We will never see Luke as grandmaster of a NJO. I'm sad anons.
Gabriel Hughes
>why did Palpatine say that only at the "end" will Luke understand in ROTJ? The movie wasn't even over yet.
Josiah Reed
Now I have the image of Padme riding Threepio and getting super into it and out of breath as Threepio starts to protest but Padme tells him to shut up and her moans get louder and it's awakened something deep inside me that I never knew was there
Michael Wood
What the hell kind of retarded question is that?
Chase Kelly
I remember it in TPM for that last scene where he talks to Obi-Wan, and a few times in AOTC (the youngling scene and when he's folding the crane that Dooku dropped) though I'm blanking on ROTS. I want to say it was playing when he says goodbye to the Wookiees but I'm not sure.
Brandon Mitchell
Padme squirts. >oh, this oil bath is going to feel so good
Alexander Harris
He meant to say Endor but his voice cut out in the middle of the word and was too embarassed to correct himself
Chase Gomez
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Sebastian Morales
mfw Artoo and Threepio were both "involved" on the night Luke and Leia were conceived.
Josiah Cooper
This really does rustle my Jimmies a bit I'd have love to see Rian have Luke reveal that he had a whole new Jedi temple on Ach'to. Like twist, you thought Luke was done? Nope, he brought his surviving students to somewhere private. It'd also take Rey down a peg.
Nathan Perry
>R2 SHUT DOWN MY TRASH COMPACTOR
Blake Morales
I get the failure message and not idolizing real people as heroes, but I wanted Luke to remake the NJO with Rey as a student by the end. I will never believe Rey as the new grand master, it's really dumb.
Justin Watson
it'd be cool but it would've undermined both his and Rey's character arcs as well as a lot of the themes in the movie
I don't know if she'll ever really be grandmaster material, more like just the experienced hunter that trains orphaned kids how to survive in the wild.
Jason Sanders
You say this like it's a bad thing.
Julian Martinez
there's still a whole entire movie left in the trilogy. It's like complaining that Luke never completed his training or Han and Leia never got any resolution after seeing Empire Strikes Back. Luke may be "dead" at the end of TLJ but we know he's more than capable of carrying on as a Force Ghost, and with Carrie gone there's no way Episode IX has no members of the trio. With Han dead and Leia not being CGI'd in, that just leaves Luke.
Keep in mind JJ was the one who found a way to put Leonard Nimoy in his Star Trek reboot/prequel in a decent sized role. I'm sure he'd do the same with Mark/Luke. I know people here act like he hates Star Wars and wants to see it burn, but he is still a fanboy, whether you like what he did with the characters/TFA or not.
Jaxson Walker
>Padme reminds Anakin that his mother was raped over and over and over by Tusken Raiders right as he is about to nut.
Lincoln Jackson
Something tells me the NJO, if it does happen, won't have a Council or a Grandmaster or any of that. It'll probably be about sharing knowledge and everyone learning at the same time. Or they'll just give Rey a big ol' cloak and say she's the Grandmaster because she's got the books.
Lucas Myers
Nah, I think it would have been more consistent of what it was before TLJ We all thought that Luke had given up, but he didn't. He went into hiding to help his friends, which is like, Luke's Prime Directive. Help friends. But Rey is all like "Dude, what about Leia and the rest of the galaxy?" Insert conflict.
And for Rey, she's all fucked up because she thought she was the special one. The only one with the Force. And here's all these people with the Force. Better than her too!
We can still have her go "Fuck Luke, Fuck the island, I'm leaving" Which mirrors Luke and Yoda, but not totally.
There's so much more to work with if Luke kept his school alive on Ach'To. Like maybe the students shun Rey when they find out she has a connection to Kylo. With Luke, as it is, it's not a big deal since she was never welcomed by him, he never wanted to teach her, and he had nothing to lose. But if Luke was a teacher, and he had a bunch of students in which Rey was the newest, suddenly her being connected to Kylo means a lot. Like what if she corrupts some other students like Kylo once did with the Knights of Ren? What if the students push her to the Dark Side like Kylo might have been?
What we got was the shittiest version of thigns
James Garcia
Go to bed, Kathleen.
Luis Powell
>UUUH I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL >*Padme's eyes roll back*
Kevin Peterson
I didn't particularly like what they've done with Luke as a character but...holy shit that's the most Mary Sue fanfiction-tier plot
James Cook
Stop coming up with better ideas. It makes the ST suck that much more.
Carter Cook
I really don't want Luke as a Force ghost, it's a cop out on every single level, just because George did it in the OT doesn't mean the solution was to kill off Luke.
Owen Moore
>Luke preserving his NJO is Mary Sue
Jaxon Robinson
What the hell is so Mary Sue about that? He just made a new hidden Academy, safe from Snoke and his First Order. That's it.
Jeremiah Perez
>even the kids Ani? ESPECIALLY THE KIDS!!! >Did you rape any of the Tusken women? I RIPPED THEM OPEN FROM CUNT TO ASS!!!
