Marry

Marry
Fuck
Kill

marry Gamora
Fuck Nebula
Kill the ugly one

Mary Nebula
Fuck Mantis
Kill Gamora

Mantis and Nebula can be freely switched though.

Mary Mantis
Fuck Gamora
Kill Nebula

Fuck Nebula
Marry Mantis
Kill Gamora but not because I think she's boring dumb or anything like the rest of you losers, Nebula's voice forces me to choose her.

>Kill the ugly one
GET OUT DRAX!

This

Marry Mantis she's such a qt
I guess fuck Nebula since she's got the hottest actress of the 3
Kill Gamora

I see we have men of culture in here

>no goldie
come on, now

correct

Marry mantis
Fuck nebula
Kill gamora
Seriously though, mantis is one of the hottest movie chsracters in years, total waifu material

Kill
Kill
and Kill
This isn't /d/ you xeno degenerate.

By the Emperor we have an Inquisitor here.

Fuck Nebula
Marry Mantis
Kill Gamora

Fuck: Pom
Marry: Karen
Kill: Zoe

the only reasonable answer

Zoe's hips are insane.

Can I still have sex with Mantis after I marry her?

Marry Pomf
Fuck Nebula
Kill the nigger

Hard to say, user. Last person who married Mantis was a tree or something. She might expect you to pollinate her.

I'll find a way

>Last person who married Mantis was a tree or something.

I thought it was the Swordsman who go her pregnant and then died. Which I believe is when she became a weird plant person and not just a martial artist

Maybe. It was the 70s,man. Shit was weird

Are we talking comics or movies?

Probably the most hands off editorial period in the companies history. The 90's were just disjointed

wasnt it a plant in the body of the swordsman?

until you have kids, yes

kill them all, not a single good looking one.

Marry Nebula, Fuck Mantis, Kill Gamora.

>Marry

Mantis. Sweet qt for life. Also bet the empathy trick would be good for tender hand holding.

>Fuck

Nebula. I bet she wants to take it hard and call you daddy.

>Kill

Gamora. Boring version of daddy issues.

actually, I just looked it up, comics mantis is nice. I'll fuck her.

this

Fuck Gamora.
Mary Mantis.
Kill nebula.
Mostly because Nebula seems the type of crazy where if you don't return a message in like five minutes she's hoping in a ship to come kill you. Otherwise her and Gamora are swap-able.

70s were pot and hash
90's was more pharmaceutical.
Draw your own conclusions

Comics, obviously.

>nobody mentioning Nebula's vibrating robogina as a reason for fucking her

Then it's obvious
Fuck Gamora kill Nebula
Comic Gamora is sexier and I've seen her flirt with Tony Stark before
She's obviously down for a nice fuck
Nebula's pretty ghastly


Marry Mantis regardless

Marry Mantis, empath + lust = good time
Fuck Gamora, she has super strength and I want to feel that tightness
Kill Nebula, I just prefer the other 2

Kill Mantis
Fuck Gamora
Marry Nebula and become a very bad husband who drinks too much. Maybe break my leg in a hole so I can just lay around the house

Man, that first season of Parks and Rec was so different...

Assuming I get to regularly fuck who I marry, then
Marry Nebula
Fuck Mantis
Kill Gamora
>tfw you will never EVER have a hot bald blue-skinned cyborg wife

Some lucky sob got to rub her bald head

Aren't you forgetting someone, OP?

Ignore Ayesha

Kill All

It's like that "bad Alternate Universe where everyone's a dick and no one likes each other" episode of Friends, but as an entire pilot season...

I would marry fuck kill the middle one

Marry Nebula, I've always wanted to marry a hot cyborg supervillain
Fuck Gamora, Zoe is hot as fuck
Kill Mantis, I don't stick my dick in retarded

The only correct choice
or
>Marry Nebula
>Fuck Nebula
>kill the other two wenches

enjoy your space Elliot Rodgers

fuk nebula
marry mantis
kill gamora

Fuck Mantis
Marry Nebula
Kill Gamora

My reasoning is that Mantis would be nothing more than a sentient fuck doll a she would extremely naive and use her powers for the best orgasms amongst other things, damanged goods Nebula doesn't know the expience of love and kindness so she'd make the best long-term wife, Gamora just reeks of literal space whore.

This very yes

Just because Mantis is ugly, does not mean she cannot be used as a fuck toy.

Fuck Pond
Marry Oldboy
Kill Colombiana

I want to smear her in cream and lick it all off, then spank her for being a bad girl.