Gee Lois, this is worse than that time I was a lightsaber
Lincoln Murphy
E chu ta!
David Young
But, what if their lekku touch?
Connor Brown
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Nicholas King
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Kevin Martinez
Worth it.
Sebastian Watson
Maul: A Star Wars Rebels Cinestory Comic?
David Wright
>what if their lekku touch? life it self will end
Owen Evans
Im pretty sure this is just screenshots of the Maul episodes of Rebels, with some accompanied text to give you the TL;DR on his arc in the show
Not worth buying or reading or posting really
Blake Morris
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Michael Morris
>ywn be trapped between futAhsoka's thick, smooth thighs as she cums down your throat >she will never call you a good boy after you have dutifully swallowed her entire load It hurts
Lincoln King
...
Nathaniel Barnes
I am erect
Jaxson Perry
>Solo seems more interesting than the other Disney films because it's doing its own thing, has a different vibe and focusing on overlooked aspects of the universe like smugglers and the criminal underworld >cast guy who sounds like a mouse and Khaleesi as the leads
Why?
Dominic Lopez
Oh god please no. Are they actually doing the Kessel Run? Fuck off, that shouldn't be done. It's way better if it's just some rubbish Han was spinning to impress some Tatooine rubes.
Asher Richardson
Go back to Sup Forums
Noah Cooper
When Rey pulled the lightsaber out on her fight with Luke, after she deactivated it and pointed it at him, was she threatening him, or trying to get him to take it back?
Logan Nguyen
She wanted him to take it, he refused so she decided to go to Kylo for help instead.
Levi Rogers
I dislike the movie but don't be retarded. She was trying to give it back. But guess what faggots. RJ was originally planning on having Luke and Kylo fight for real. It was supposed to be hate filled and glorious but RJ realized it wouldn't make sense because Luke's X-wing was underwater and so he decided it would be better to have the hologram duel since he figured it would be impressive display of Force ability and expectations subverting too boot.
Brody Gray
hot
Joseph Hernandez
Are you retarded? When most people saw the X-Wing underwater, they thought we were gonna have another scene of pic related.
Luke Adams
He couldn't have Luke raise the X-Wing?
Brandon King
So, it's goona be Abeloth, isn't it? >Lego set confirms the Kessel Run; Kessel is nearby the Maw >Those dark space clouds could be black holes/gases being drawn into black holes >TCW and soon Rebels brought the Ones back into Canon >Tentacles
Aiden Smith
I no hence my subverted expectations statement. But he figured the Xwing was underwater too long and in too dilapidated a state to fly all the way to Crait plus no fuel Nope
James Reyes
You know Abeloth was made from a misunderstanding of the Mortis arc? She ain't coming back. Ever.
Thomas Green
Jesus christ i fucked the screenshot up something fierce. Sorry /swco/
Brayden Diaz
I'm honestly mostly new to the EU, so didn't know. What was the misunderstanding?
Jacob Clark
The fact that Abeloth doesn't exist.
Camden Sanders
What if their dicks touch?
Sebastian Evans
Could be those things from around Cloud City in BF2.
Brody Mitchell
They made her "the Mother" even though Lucas and Filoni were probably not done with Mortis at the time. Mortis was and still is something that's hard to explain as well, so it comes off as another EU over-explanation when you didn't need it. Now that we know Mortis will be touched on again in Rebels it's probably not going to make her relevant.
Austin Powell
>There are threats lurking in the Unknown Regions, threats that will someday find your Empire.
Can't be Snoke since he died like a retard who stole Sheev's resources. Are you fuckers ready for the Vong?
Isaiah Jones
That would have been a good callback >Luke has a hard time with it in ESB >effortlessly lifts it in TLJ
Joseph Green
You mean, how she's not shown in TCW? I see your point, but the fact that something never got mentioned before in Canon didn't stop them from bringing it back, see Thrawn. If your argument is instead, it's shitty and deserves to be forgotten, and that's why it's not even hinted at in TCW, I 99% agree
Joseph Howard
oh, i see now, thanks user
Luis Hernandez
Will these guys ever do something cool?
Henry Phillips
>What if their dicks touch? pray they dont
Jonathan Evans
>Speaking with Collider following a screening of the movie, Johnson explains his stance on the subject. "[There was no debate of showing Han Solo's funeral], just because pacing-wise it didn't have a place," he says. "It's tough in Star Wars because I always think about the mourning that Luke gives to Ben's death, which is all of four-and-a-half seconds before, 'Come on kid we're not out of this yet' and then boom, you're into 'Yay, woo-hoo! Don't get cocky!' There's the moment for it, but it's not long. We don't have time for our sorrows, commanders. That's kind of the thing of Star Wars; you don't really linger on grief because you’re moving forward."
>Johnson's not wrong. With so much happening in The Last Jedi, pausing everything for a memorial service would have halted the movie's forward momentum. Still, the director points out that there were small moments in the movie that showed the grief felt not only by Han's death but the state of the galaxy in general.
>"I think we do it a little more in this movie than typically is done," Johnson says. "I really held onto that moment of Leia before they come out of hyperspace, just that moment of feeling the weight of the world on her shoulders."
When are journalists going to shut up about this movie? It's been months and they're still writing all these articles jacking off Rian Johnson and saying "Wow that's so true, I guess all the haters are wrong and this is a great movie!" Nevermind that they keep coming up with these strawmen that are never people's actual criticisms of the film. Was anyone complaining "Man I wish Han Solo had a funeral scene"? No, we're complaining about so many other things that I haven't seen a single response to. Like the handling of Rey, the undoing of Finn's development, the pointlessness of Luke's death, the lack of explanation of anything about Snoke/the First Order, the lack of any real worldbuilding...
Juan Cox
According to canon, they could have defended and taken back the Jedi Temple in ROTS if Anakin wasn't so OP.
Jordan Nguyen
Looks kinda like Kylo Ren's helmet. Let me guess. Han keeps this guy's helmet as a trophy and Ben repurposes it later?
Juan Thomas
Source on that?
Jeremiah Jones
Kathleen has thrown Rian to the wolves and has been dead silent since, letting him take all the hits.
Anthony Bennett
In the new canon their leader being a traitor because he wasn't allowed to read some books probably didn't help.
Jackson Martin
/swco/, the chanceller is evil!
Camden Morales
From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
Gavin Torres
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Hudson Baker
As someone who liked the TLJ these kind of articles really pisses me off. Feels like they didn't really like the movie but are using it as bait to make people angry.
Does anyone in Lucasfilm really care though? The movie still made a lot of money, and if Solo (and maybe IX) is decent this whole thing will be forgotten.
Hunter Russell
Bur what if they do...
John Barnes
Obi Wan then gave an hour long PowerPoint presentation proving how Sheev was evil.
Isaac Adams
Rian's not wrong. On the other hand you're right about the journalists. The amount of shilling they're doing is just too obvious. Social media was a mistake.
>the undoing of Finn's development >the pointlessness of Luke's death What did you mean by these, though? Finn never had any development to begin with in TFA and TLJ did give him some. And Luke didn't die pointlessly. He gave the Rebellion an out and gave hope for the galaxy.
Tyler Anderson
>TLJ did give him some
You mean having Rose explain to him why slavery is bad when he himself was taken from his family to be raised in a fascist pace regime?
Wyatt Stewart
Im sure Solo will be a solid movie, they have a director with a really solid lineup of movies, less executive meddling from Disney since its a standalone and not part of the ST and Lawrence Kasdan writing the script. Now the only problem is Alden Ehrenreich who is definitely horrible as Han Solo from what we have seen from the trailers.
Jonathan Campbell
What has that got to do with anything I said?
Nicholas Lopez
I don't see how that's development for him. Same with DJ telling him 5th grader morality lessons about good guys and bad guys.
Blake James
Trying to get clicks by getting people angry. So, simply ignore them and don't bother.
Justin Garcia
Do you even know what character development means? I never said that Finn got development because of a 2 minute casual conversation.
Oliver Butler
>Finn never had any development to begin with He went from wanting to run as far as possible from FO to 1on1'ing Kylo. And then in TLJ he tries to run away again. Oh, and now he can pilot fighters for some reason, even though his entire thing in TFA was "I need a pilot".
James Reyes
dropped
Angel Foster
To me the entire Canto Bight sequence and DJ's character showed how people got fucked over by the war and how they were afraid to fight because they thought that the Resistance is no better than the First Order. That's why nobody came when Leia was calling for help.
Jeremiah Howard
>And then in TLJ he tries to run away again. To be fair, he really only cared about Rey. He was still scared of fighting against the First Order. >Oh, and now he can pilot fighters for some reason, even though his entire thing in TFA was "I need a pilot". Yeah, and he was crashing around the place. Not to mention it wasn't a proper ship in the first place and has been in the cockpit a couple of times.
Lucas Long
But he has so many arms? how could he drop anything?
Parker Adams
>he can pilot fighters for some reason, even though his entire thing in TFA was "I need a pilot". Don't say that user. TLJ was brilliantly wriiten and beautifully made :^)
Thomas Carter
literally everything, Finn developed a selflessness in the first movie then suddenly he reverts back to being a coward and then needs to relearn it through a literal-who Rose.
Luke's death is debatable on how worthwhile it was, but not Finn's character failure.
Ian Powell
Bravo Disney
Hunter Jackson
I thought Finn wanted to follow Rey but got foiled by Rose?
Liam Gutierrez
Please desist with your shitposting thank you
Nolan Gutierrez
>Finn developed a selflessness in the first movie then suddenly he reverts back to being a coward See >then needs to relearn it through a literal-who Rose Not really. He only manages to get the courage to fight back against the First Order after confronting Phasma again (and beating her). All Rose did was lead him the right way since Finn thought commiting suicide was the best option.
James Gutierrez
he's got anglo fever, not so much yellow fever
Michael Cruz
>commiting suicide was the best option Just like Holdo. It's strange that they had anti-suicide mission message literally two scenes after another suicide mission.
Kayden Johnson
deepest lore
Xavier Wright
Where does the ST fit into the Ring Theory? Is it an aberration? An expansion? A new ring? Is the ring theory a stupid way to phrase a series of cogent points about plot progression in the first six movies?
Josiah Martin
>Finger clips into head
Easton Diaz
The thing that ruins it isn't Holdo's sacrifice (which is the only reason they survived) - but Rose's own sister also sacrifieced herself so that she could live.
Rose stopping Finn from sacrificing himself the third time in the movie so that everybody could live, KNOWING everyone was going to die, makes no sense.
Christian Price
Shit, I missed that. Fuck. How could this get any worse?
Christian Morales
with that in mind, this movie seems to be hinting something to girls.
Cameron Flores
>Is the ring theory a stupid way to phrase a series of cogent points about plot progression in the first six movies?
Yes.
The ST is the part of the saga where things start to get repeated.
Dominic Thompson
kek
Anthony Campbell
>Rose stopping Finn from sacrificing himself the third time in the movie so that everybody could live, KNOWING everyone was going to die, makes no sense.
Finn flying into the death star cannon would not have saved anyone and he was going to die pointlessly. Rose saved him from an empty gesture.
Asher Myers
>KNOWING everyone was going to die I can't remember clearly but Poe had already called off the attack at that point right? She probably thought they were retreating to try another plan, so Finn's action is considered reckless by her, not to mention she didn't want anyone close to her to die anymore.
Christian Richardson
We don't know that, and neither did Rose. Finn clearly believed it was going to work.
This still doesn't change the fact that Rose was only alive because two people gave their lives for her, and she decided to risk it all smashing into Finn to stop him from also giving his life for her just because she wanted to bone him.
Then she has the audacity to give her little speech about not dying over shit, and saving the ones you love instead.
BITCH, what kind of slap in the face is that, you almost did fucking die because of this dumb ass decision, after your sister died to save you
Xavier Stewart
TLJ is garbage. Stop defending this trashheap just because it has 'Star Wars' on it.
Liam Williams
>KNOWING everyone was going to die, makes no sense. I think you're missing the whole point of the Rebellion and their whole "Hope" message they have built upon over the years. Also they also didn't know they were going to die. They were still waiting for a response from other planets. So in their eyes they assumed that someone could've came down and saved them.
Ian Hill
>brainlets still don't get that Rose was saving Finn from making the same mistake Poe had been making the whole movie
Ethan Wood
By that point in the movie I was so done that couldn't even make sense of anything anymore and just focused on Rose's stupid looking 'serious' face as she came out of fucking nowhere.
Now that I think about it, why didn't the salt speeders just come in from the side like Rose did? She clearly avoided most of the enemy fire by doing so.
Michael Allen
>We don't know that, and neither did Rose. Poe and Rose did and said it. Running head first into a laser wouldn't have done shit desu. >This still doesn't change the fact that Rose was only alive because two people gave their lives for her, and she decided to risk it all smashing into Finn to stop him from also giving his life for her just because she wanted to bone him. >Then she has the audacity to give her little speech about not dying over shit, and saving the ones you love instead. Oh, fuck off. She was basically saying not to kill yourself and have nothing to show for it.
Angel James
>Ahsoka fags
Aaron Butler
People on here only defend it because they already spent months claiming Rian Johnson was better than JJ and was going to save Star Wars. It doesn't help that Pablo is biased as fuck and loves RJ and the movie.
Mason Hall
I feels that Rose and Finn is going to have a confrontation with Poe in IX, because at the end of TLJ it seems he learned his lesson the wrong way.
Owen Peterson
>by that point in movie me wuz sleepy so me look at face of actress instead pay attention So you're admitting to being a brainlet? >why didn't the salt speeders just come in from the side like Rose did? She clearly avoided most of the enemy fire by doing so. Because if the all came from the sides the enemy would just turn towards them and attack. Use your (miniature) brain.
Benjamin Kelly
So you picture depicts the average TLJ fan?
Adrian Robinson
No people defend it because people who hate it legitimately have shit arguments that either completely misunderstand that this is a Star Wars movie and not a WW2 battle plan by General Patton or they post complete non arguments like 'stop liking what I don't like'.
Not an argument.
Brody Lee
>the level of mad in this one post
keep it up
Zachary Barnes
What an arrogant piece of shit. There is plenty wrong with the movie with Rian's shitty subversions being number one. 1) Rey's Parents 2) Snoke being the big villain; It's actually just Kylo 3) Kylo steering to the light; Rey fails 4) Throne Room scene doesn't end with Kylo coming to the light 5) Luke doesn't come around and trains Rey 6) Luke said nothing to Rey initially, and threw the lightsaber away 7) Rey beats Luke 8) Luke isn't super powerful in the Force; Has cut himself off from it 9) Luke's only big display of the Force was a subversion 10) Luke died! Just kidding *it was a hologram* - DOUBLE WHAMMY, HE'S DEAD FOR REAL 11) Rey is the last Jedi, not Luke/Kylo/Snoke/anybody else 12) Rey has had zero training, and somehow did what Luke mocked her for suggesting early (lifting rocks) anyways because girls can't fail anything anymore 13) Rey doesn't turn to the darkside that the trailers and Kylo flirting was steering towards 14) Porgs aren't minions, he just abuses them the entire movie 15) The wrong asian died 16) "Is that qt female Wedge? Oh she died." 17) DJ was an obvious parallel to Lando - Oh he didn't turn good in the end 18) The codebreaker wasn't even supposed to be DJ 19) Phasma is back - oh she died 20) Holdo is clearly bad, possibly even a FO plant - Oh she's actually a hero 20) Leia dies way earlier than people expected because of the footage in the trailers 21) Oh wait, she's alive, and not only that - The only fucking classic character they DIDNT kill 22) Finn is going to sacrifice himself - Just kidding
Thats 22 subversion of expectations, theres probably more. But to be fair please note that I don't think all of these are bad, just that these are the most explicit examples of Rian intentionally doing the opposite of what fans expected, seemingly for the sake of it.
