>be me, udder day
>beautiful weatheerr
>at coffie shop
>see qt 3.14
>mustuh up da courej to go up too her
>HAVE YU SEEN MY MAINSTREEM METEOR?
>she luuks confused
>MAINSTREEM METEOR
>WATUH FILTERS?
>ALEKS JONES
>she is froitened at dis pooint
>LIBRULS ARE TEH REEL RAYCISSTS
>I reech out my hand, and she dropps her coffie
>hot coffie all over me
>gives me BONE UH
>BUT PAIN
>I SCREAM
>ESS JAY DOUBLE U'S
>screeming, she roons awai
>tfw no qt 3.14 mainstreem meteor
FOOKIN 'ELL I CANT DO ANYTIN ROITE
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D-DONEL TROMP
STOP
Delete tihs
I DIDUNT LIKE YU ANYWAYS, Sup Forums
RUGRESSIVE ALT RIGHT MEDIER
REEL RAYCISTS
dlete that
SOLER PANULS
PRODUS UR OWN ENURGY
IT COULD SAEV UR LIFE
THATS WOT I TOLD ALEKS JONES TOO!
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THE MAEN STREEM MEATIER HATES BREGG ZIT.
THESE 'TOL'RUNT ELIBUHRALS'
why is pol banting our guy?
Because he talks like a soccer hooligan.
this it totally subversive and probably a character assassination attempt by some shitlibs but it's really funny either way
Fucking kek
No, we should like Jimmy Dore. He is the upmost of classy liberals.
Grown man spits on another.
kek. this is precisely why.
>tfw your phone's spellcheck learns "calle"
holy kek OP you really got me on this one
Doesn't this clip show them for the hypocrites they are? Spitting, fat shaming. I mean, i'd do all that but I'm a nobody.
THOSE ANTI BREGGGZIT LEFFFTISTS
It's utmost you fucking degenerate.
ESLAM ES
NOT
A RELIDJIN OF PEES
YEH
ISLAAM IS SUPPOATED IMMESURABLY BY MAINSTREEM METEOR
Kek this always gets me
Although I live like an hour south of where he's from so probably sound the same.
i dont care how many times i see these and el rato threads i always crack up
Someone do a vocaroo, this always cracks me up
You northern monkeys are precious
I thank God for Alex Jones every day because now whenever I see my grandmother she just repeats whatever he says so I don't have to watch him.
Did you know THEY are paying protesters FIFTEEN DOLLARS an HOUR to PROTEST? Did you know that HILLARY is A KILLER? Did you know that only DONALD TRUMP CAN save AMERICA? Did you know that CLIMATE CHANGE is a HOAX? Did you know BUY WATER FILTERS?
IT. is. HAPPenING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1776 WILL COMMENCE. ANY
DAY
NoW!
STEFF ANN
MAYNSTREEM MEDIER LIED BOUT BREGG ZIT
BREAKIN NOOZ: DONOLD TROMP BEET HILERY CLINTIN ANN THEE METEOR!
NOT A LEGITIMATE FORM OF ARGUMENT
Where is he from? Northern England?
I'm from Skye, we all speak the same here!
this
Please never 404, these threads give me life
wtf why isnt the meteor doing anything about it
donnel trump won fair and square
Is that you? If so, spot-on impression there.
Red pill me on this guy, what is his endgame?
please someone do a piss take version of this, the more I listen to him and read these threads the funnier it is.
Don't get me wrong, he is right on a lot of things and I respect him but his accent is fucking hilarious
You should read the OP on vocaroo
This will take a lot of practice to perfect.
This.
Nah, it's normal to laugh at shit like this.
...
I'm quite drunk, so here is my best Glaswegian accent impression.
I don't actually speak like this, but fuck it
This
I don't like his dramatic voice crap so these threads are a welcome break
That was beautiful. Not even joking. This is exactly how English should sound, r-right? I don't get the joke.
Is this funny to murricans?
Literally perfect impression.
If not for the mic, might even think it was him.
Kek the laughter makes it even better.
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Holy shit, I thought it was the man himself. I tip my fedora to you good sir :^)
This gif ruined me. I've started laughing the exact same way Chris Evans does without even thinking about it. I just subconsciously put my hand on my chest and throw my head back in whenever I laugh now.
Pretty sure that is him.
>MAINSTREAM METEOR
It's not his accent so much as it is his tabloid journalist cadence, exaggerated emphasis on the end of sentences and the fact that he sounds like his nose is always stuffed up.
I can smell the scouse from here.
I tried to keep a straight face, but I failed. Horribly. The water filter shit cracks me up
Scouse? I'm from deepest darkest Scottish Islands!
6ame?
MANSTREM META
You have my thumbs up, friend. God I hope this shit becomes a meme.
>SOOM KULCHERZ AH BETTAH THAN OTHAZ
>tfw no mainstreem meteor porn
>tfw lauren southern will NEVER give you a blumpkin
Feels bad.
did you know he used to clean TOY LITTS for a living
no its not faggot the guy has a stupid accent even if i agree with his views. hence the meme
MAYNE STREEM MEDIER
>vocaroo.com
its the real thing you fucking tards
no it's not i'm a sound engineer trust me