ALEKS jones

>be me, udder day
>beautiful weatheerr
>at coffie shop
>see qt 3.14
>mustuh up da courej to go up too her
>HAVE YU SEEN MY MAINSTREEM METEOR?
>she luuks confused
>MAINSTREEM METEOR
>WATUH FILTERS?
>ALEKS JONES
>she is froitened at dis pooint
>LIBRULS ARE TEH REEL RAYCISSTS
>I reech out my hand, and she dropps her coffie
>hot coffie all over me
>gives me BONE UH
>BUT PAIN
>I SCREAM
>ESS JAY DOUBLE U'S
>screeming, she roons awai
>tfw no qt 3.14 mainstreem meteor
FOOKIN 'ELL I CANT DO ANYTIN ROITE

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D-DONEL TROMP

STOP
Delete tihs

I DIDUNT LIKE YU ANYWAYS, Sup Forums

RUGRESSIVE ALT RIGHT MEDIER

REEL RAYCISTS

dlete that

SOLER PANULS
PRODUS UR OWN ENURGY
IT COULD SAEV UR LIFE

THATS WOT I TOLD ALEKS JONES TOO!

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THE MAEN STREEM MEATIER HATES BREGG ZIT.

THESE 'TOL'RUNT ELIBUHRALS'

why is pol banting our guy?

Because he talks like a soccer hooligan.

this it totally subversive and probably a character assassination attempt by some shitlibs but it's really funny either way

Fucking kek

youtu.be/412aatJqbzo

No, we should like Jimmy Dore. He is the upmost of classy liberals.

Grown man spits on another.

kek. this is precisely why.

>tfw your phone's spellcheck learns "calle"

holy kek OP you really got me on this one

Doesn't this clip show them for the hypocrites they are? Spitting, fat shaming. I mean, i'd do all that but I'm a nobody.

THOSE ANTI BREGGGZIT LEFFFTISTS

It's utmost you fucking degenerate.

ESLAM ES
NOT
A RELIDJIN OF PEES

YEH
ISLAAM IS SUPPOATED IMMESURABLY BY MAINSTREEM METEOR

Kek this always gets me

Although I live like an hour south of where he's from so probably sound the same.

i dont care how many times i see these and el rato threads i always crack up

Someone do a vocaroo, this always cracks me up

You northern monkeys are precious

I thank God for Alex Jones every day because now whenever I see my grandmother she just repeats whatever he says so I don't have to watch him.

Did you know THEY are paying protesters FIFTEEN DOLLARS an HOUR to PROTEST? Did you know that HILLARY is A KILLER? Did you know that only DONALD TRUMP CAN save AMERICA? Did you know that CLIMATE CHANGE is a HOAX? Did you know BUY WATER FILTERS?

IT. is. HAPPenING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1776 WILL COMMENCE. ANY

DAY

NoW!

STEFF ANN
MAYNSTREEM MEDIER LIED BOUT BREGG ZIT

BREAKIN NOOZ: DONOLD TROMP BEET HILERY CLINTIN ANN THEE METEOR!

NOT A LEGITIMATE FORM OF ARGUMENT

Where is he from? Northern England?

I'm from Skye, we all speak the same here!

this

Please never 404, these threads give me life

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wtf why isnt the meteor doing anything about it

donnel trump won fair and square

Is that you? If so, spot-on impression there.

Red pill me on this guy, what is his endgame?

please someone do a piss take version of this, the more I listen to him and read these threads the funnier it is.

Don't get me wrong, he is right on a lot of things and I respect him but his accent is fucking hilarious

You should read the OP on vocaroo

This will take a lot of practice to perfect.
This.
Nah, it's normal to laugh at shit like this.

...

I'm quite drunk, so here is my best Glaswegian accent impression.

I don't actually speak like this, but fuck it

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This
I don't like his dramatic voice crap so these threads are a welcome break

That was beautiful. Not even joking. This is exactly how English should sound, r-right? I don't get the joke.
Is this funny to murricans?

Literally perfect impression.

If not for the mic, might even think it was him.

Kek the laughter makes it even better.

Varg confirmed for Sup Forumstard

Holy shit, I thought it was the man himself. I tip my fedora to you good sir :^)

This gif ruined me. I've started laughing the exact same way Chris Evans does without even thinking about it. I just subconsciously put my hand on my chest and throw my head back in whenever I laugh now.

Pretty sure that is him.

>MAINSTREAM METEOR

It's not his accent so much as it is his tabloid journalist cadence, exaggerated emphasis on the end of sentences and the fact that he sounds like his nose is always stuffed up.

I can smell the scouse from here.

I tried to keep a straight face, but I failed. Horribly. The water filter shit cracks me up

Scouse? I'm from deepest darkest Scottish Islands!

6ame?

MANSTREM META

You have my thumbs up, friend. God I hope this shit becomes a meme.

>SOOM KULCHERZ AH BETTAH THAN OTHAZ

>tfw no mainstreem meteor porn

>tfw lauren southern will NEVER give you a blumpkin

Feels bad.

did you know he used to clean TOY LITTS for a living

no its not faggot the guy has a stupid accent even if i agree with his views. hence the meme

MAYNE STREEM MEDIER

>vocaroo.com/i/s18SFG5ymhkN
its the real thing you fucking tards

no it's not i'm a sound engineer trust me