Hiveswap Discussion Thread

And a new Troll-reveal and a new duo of trolls that-

What the fuck? Troll jew? OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN!

these have all gotten so fucking bad.

there aren't even jokes anymore they're just repeating shit from the old formspring and forums.

I just wondered: Do Godtier players need to eat and drink or can they ignore their needs?

>trolls then
>troll will smith, he's a troll version of will smith

>trolls now
>"this is my jewish non-binary a-gendered troll oc"

Why are all these descriptions so fucking retarded? They're trying to be funny but failing.

I know its easy nowadays to miss andrew's references but dont act retarded. Also go to Sup Forums before this dies

Well at least the future serial killer on the left has a decent design.

The one on the left, is that a Kanaya-expy or some Terezi-mockup?

my honest thoughts on this dead series

make this less wordy holy fuck

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AHAHAHA THEY'RE CALLED TROLLS
BECAUSE
BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE INTERNET TROLLS
BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY ALIENS HAHAHAHAHA

>troll jewish

damn that was fast

I swear, someone already had a troll version of this and just fixed a couple details here and there!

(((sezyat)))

Jesus christ, they just keep getting worse and worse the more they keep churning these things out. Good thing I'm not emotionally attached to the game after I realized Cohen was destroying any chance of it being 'decent' by being in charge of writing. The fact we've come so low that fantrolls are the calling point reveals for the game just shows how far down we've really gone. Good thing I turned back around when I had the chance.

Is cohen fine? I hate him but dont want him to fucking die.

They better not complain about seeing jew memes now

i think people who whine about their pill problems need to

hes said hes sick on twitter too
i think hes getting burnt out with hiveswap and thats why there are fantrolls, hes offsourcing everything he can
act 3 will be cancelled mark my words

>another fucking 8loodcuck
>jewish

i mean seriously some people are fucking starving and you're going to act like needing adderall and being tired is as significant a problem? kiss my ass

>Troll jewish
>Next to a mass grave digger who is also a Spades Slick reference

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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Thanks Makin

>cohen gloating about abusing adderall, and bitching about making the game in general

Just when I thought he couldn't sink any lower, he somehow finds a way. He doesn't deserve to be in the place Hussie put him. Anybody else would do better than him, and be damned grateful for it. At least if he dies, there's a chance somebody better will take his place. I don't think anybody could be any worse than him. I mean fuck, he's outsourcing fantrolls now, not even making his own. I don't even like fantrolls, but at least have some dignity.

>troll jewish
It's not out of the ordinary. It just means you worship the sufferer.
These are still so bad though.

intermission 2 was best homestuck act

Oh no, he has to write for an adventure game in Unity. How fucking terrible.

Post shitty fantrolls that are better than the shit they're feeding us now
Or even just the jew

and if the quality in character design continues at this rate act 2 is gonna be dead before it's finished. all of the trolls released in troll call better be so fucking charming when we get to interact with them that my dick falls off in order to compensate for lackluster and shitty character design

Glades plugin

You know they're not going to be. They're all not designed or written by Huss.

Inb4 Janny

Also Katnep IS FUCKING SHIT

How about this one?

We could've had...

>Created with unity engine with prepurchased software

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who did this

> fantrolls
what about fanFelt ?

I want to fug each and every single one, but I think it's more the art atyle and storytelling that makes it more appealing.
the game trolls might look as appealing if treated the same way

eh
I'm of the belief that fantrolls are always terrible.

a man can dream, can't he? i know they're probably going to be generic as hell, but it's gonna hurt my soul watching the trolls with half-decent designs go down the fucking drain because of shitty mediocre writing.

Is Xamag working for Hussie or no?

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Nope and she's having mental problems last i heard

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Fucking shame, she was good.

who isn't?

But that's incest!

>his spade's slick
Hehehe

>incest
user... look again. That's Dave. He's wearing sunglasses. They're on Dave's bed. You can literally see John in a drawing.

John/Rose was the best ship. Fuck you Hussie.

That's Dave.

Rec me some Spacetime fics. That ending hurt me like a bullet to the fucking heart.

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I'm an idiot, disregard my post.

Why, DaveJade's canon.

Didja get the stuff by breedingduties and cidgregor for lewds? Lewds are probably the only thing I can think of worth reading in this fandom. There's also stripppokerstuck which is more johnrose oriented (which pissed the rosemaries off SO MUCH).

Ah, now I get why I thought that was John. Both their hair-colors were light, so I didn't see it.

>going by hair color

A lot of people seem to like it but have fucked off or avoid saying so. The one consolation is that Rosemary is so bad the rosemary shippers switched to JadeRose.
But then they fucked up JadeRose.

She hates nuHomestuck like all of us.

Well yeah why wouldn't she? She obviously had taste and the current Homestuck doesn't have any of its original qualities. There's no frantic updates, good writing, or even decent music.

RoseMary shippers were and remain the worst. It doesn't surprise me that they've switched to another shitty /u/ ship.

John/Rose and the grimdark saga remains the highpoint.

Hey, /u/ here. Nobody likes Rosemary so don't dare try to lump us with those fucks.

>that guy who wrote an essay on why john/rose was/should be canon

Joke's on you faggot, everything's my fetish

You fuckers advocated for Rosemary. You were the most obnoxious faggots ever. Don't pretend you weren't.

Karkat?

what are their powers

>fuckers
Never did, and if you ever even saw a /u/ thread you'd have seen that Rosemary was considered shit.

Yeah. Cidgregor's stuff is good. I liked the Strip Pokerstuck stuff, but honestly I liked A Night Of Strip Poker better than God Tier Style/Double Down. It has some flaws, like weaker grammar, giving Roxy a retarded drunk lisp, but it's got better actual erotic writing. Strip Pokerstuck is weirdly more of an emotional character piece than a sex thing, and it's also got an atrociously paced slow ass beginning compared to Night Of, etc. And added to that, God Tier Style was very railroaded in terms of pairings. It felt like everyone that got paired up and had dares with each other was being guided by the author's shipping touch. Even if I like Jade/Dave, when Dave had that little scene with her and Aradia was supposed to follow up but decided she couldn't top him and nobody disagreed, that was pretty obviously the author setting down rules for who was and was not going to be fucking. In A Night Of Strip Poker you have actual randomization on everything, so you get rarepair sequences like Vriska/Roxy or Rose/Dave.

There's another strip poker fic in production, but it's not written by the same guys as the original despite using the Strip Pokerstuck name and judging by the pairings (Roxy/Calliope/Jane, Dave/Karkat/Jade, Rose/Kanaya) it's probably garbage. I'm convinced nobody sincerely ships Roxy/Calliope and it's all tumblr progressives wanting to show how progressive they are. This is a retarded thing to write multiple paragraphs about but I've been thinking about this for a while and I don't really have anywhere else to discuss it.

why is there no prequel thread

>Karkat?
no it was on the mspa forums. Guy wrote like five posts of it

Roxy/Calliope is pedophilia, notice how they always defend that sort of shit.

What about fanapacians?

>Dave/Karkat/Jade
Seriously who the fuck are these people who do this shit

That's fine.

Caution, might actually be decent characters because I only know them from pic related

Beats me. Anyone with taste ships DaveJade straight and any of the Davekat shippers obviously hate that sort of thing.

Holy shit my sides

>not going godteir and liking every ship because all porn is good porn

>i'm an decisive fuck
Good to know, now get out.

>because all porn is good porn
you look at the "homesmut" tag on tumblr and tell me that with a straight face

delicious

>you can only appriciate one thing
senpai pls

that's not porn that's a horror movie

>you can only appreciate one thing
No, but you haven't any actual opinions because you're afraid to commit. You fuckers are always the same.

I think they might be Jade/Karkat shippers?

>implying
>being mad over nothing
>I know exactly who you are, anonymous person
you're embarrasing yourself

And who am I then

>davekat good in any capacity
Looooool. It's so bad that even with being Hussie's sister in law Shelby can't get him to do it.

dont worry hes already dead inside

2/3 of the first guy's description is just pointing out that he's holding a shovel

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That's because he doesn't have an actual personality.

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What is this and who drew this drivel?
Also, why did you have to show it to us?

The troll jew looks like she sounds like fran dreischer. also because her coat is pink it looks like a god damn bath throbe. it may just be me but I really love the gravedigger. good design.
another annoying thing is the weird ambiguous bullet points like "texting your sister, knows your mother", that are obviously going to be foreshadowing but it's not interesting to me to care about it.

>his spade's slick

FUUUUCK WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE AAAAAAAAA

Because I want you to suffer as much as I do.