Why do you think the inventor of the airplane is our fucking biggest national hero?
>what is an "Arrastão" / Arrastões / Steamings? Why do hues talk so much about this
An 'Arrastão' is an event where a flash mob / horde of at least 25 feral minors descend upon the beaches and start robbing and raping everyone they see. Then they spread around across the city and escape with ease from the police. When captured, they pull the 'I'm a minor!' card and flee from justice.
A more complex 'Arrastão' is done in tunnel during traffic jams. That's when heavily armed criminals block the exits from tunnels and start robbing everyone inside, stealing from over 10 to even 45 cars.
If you ever get locked in an 'Arrastão', don't react. If you do, they'll kill you like they did to a 14 years old autistic girl who did not want to give them her Pokemon Go account during a traffic jam.
>if I go to Brazil, will I get robbed and murdered?
As long as you avoid beaches, city centers, crowded tourist sights, open markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, the locals, airports and bus stops; you WON'T.
>why does Brazil have a murder rate bigger than countries amidst civil war like Syria?
Brazil is not a country, it's real life's PVP zone. Instead of complaining about it, you should bring your guns here, wait for some local to try and mug you and then murder the local. Brazilians will love it because there'll be one less brazilian for them to worry about.
>if I survive everything above, can I get a thicc brazilian girl like pic related? Why are brazilian women so HIGH TEST?
Kinda. Brazilian women take horse hormones to grow bigger asses and legs to be able to compete for men. But as a hindrance, they get duck voice and higher levels of testosterone. But brazilian women love foreigner. Even more if you promisse to take them with you away.
>>if I survive everything above, can I get a thicc brazilian girl like pic related? Why are brazilian women so HIGH TEST? >Kinda. Brazilian women take horse hormones to grow bigger asses and legs to be able to compete for men. But as a hindrance, they get duck voice and higher levels of testosterone. But brazilian women love foreigner. Even more if you promisse to take them with you away.
>women
Did you know Brazil is also the homossexual capital of the world? No other country has as many confessed faggots.
USA is second place.
Austin Jenkins
Post questions.
Adrian Baker
What question is there to have?
Your OP was a series of statements and answers to your own questions.
Thicc Womynz, bruh
Chase Allen
Reminder that most of this applies to Rio de Janeiro and Nordeste only. Curitiba, Florianopolis and other cities is the south are pretty based, São Paulo would also be but is overruned by cucks, they are coming around on 2016, finally, but still...
Josiah Lopez
>Only way to win is to leave. where do you prefer to leave, to the US or to Europe?
Colton Perez
Check murder rate for Curitiba, Florianopolis and then São Paulo.
Tell me Curitiba and Floripa are civilized after checking that.
Christian Rivera
>South is based meme
South is Argentina 2.0. If you guys had independence, you'd fuck it up.
You guys have the right to vote and who you fucking elect? Tarso Genro.
Go fuck yourselves.
The South is our STATE. Suck the BBC, tchê.
Dylan Fisher
>You can't. Only way to win is to leave. >Why do you think the inventor of the airplane is our fucking biggest national hero?
If that's the case you might as well go through the secession/genocide route tbqhf
Wyatt Nguyen
It is very very weird OP.
What happened in Brazil last 25 years ? I was not like that before.
Oliver Stewart
>Military junta falls >Radical leftists and criminals take over
And from there you can connect the dots.
Austin Campbell
>PT >Hyperinflation >Three socialist governments one after the other
As a result, the main problem in Brazil (public security), became irrelevant and ignored by authorities. There are non-meme human rights organizations desperate to save minors who rape people. I kid you not.
Brazilian intellectuals are savages.
Kevin Nelson
There are 10 or 12 Brazilian students in my engineering schools. I would like to know a little more about their country, what should I say to them ?
Btw, is Brazil christian ? I mean true christians ?
Gabriel Adams
>raping everyone they see.
Sounds interdasting
source or you just making that shit up?
Jacob Miller
Tell them to come back and engineer death machines so we can fix this sinking ship. .
Aiden Edwards
What do you think about Chili and Argentina ?
Are you white ? If not, how proportion of white blood do you have ?
I read an article about black people in Brazil, even if there are 50% of population they are hidden. It is kinda based non ?
Michael Harris
I'm always skeptical when I see images of Brazilian women. I always think that there's this little penis tucked in there somewhere.
Jeremiah Adams
Wish I had a BR QT to become my American waifu.
To bad I'd have to actually go to that hell-hole.
Julian Cook
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Austin Lewis
>What do you think about Chili and Argentina ?
What are you looking for in those places? I have no experience with them. Though they're safer in terms of crime by far.
>Are you white ? >If not, how proportion of white blood do you have ?
Do you consider +90% white?
>I read an article about black people in Brazil, even if there are 50% of population they are hidden. It is kinda based non ?.
Pure blacks are around 10% of the nation. Everyone else is mixed in between black, indian, arab, white, etc. Pure whites are probably like 35-43%.
Juan James
wouldracemixwith/10
David Gonzalez
>Brazilian women take horse hormones to grow bigger asses and legs I hope this is bullshit and it's just because they're niggers.
Evan Thomas
It isn't.
Alexander Brown
>>Hyperinflation
You don't know what hyperinflation is. We had that when the military dictators were still in power.
>Three socialist governments one after the other
These "socialist" governments were just as center left as Tony Blair, Obama and Shillary. Just because Brazil started to have any sort of welfare program doesn't make it a socialist country.
Cameron Bell
Gauchos are also trash.
Jackson Parker
Don't ask them anything.
They're probably paid government shills.
Government pays their foreign expensive education so that they will support PT.
Ryan Sanchez
>Brazil is not a country, it's real life's PVP zone
Anthony Hughes
It's not bullshit.
Ian Gonzalez
A lot of them look disgusting like that. The only thick Brazilian female who didn't look like she had a dick was ellen rocche.
Landon Williams
>that unaligned ugly ass face >rest of the thicc is pretty good though put a paper bag on that head, and she's easily a 9/10
Brayden Peterson
do not spread your diseases outside of brazil. stay quarantined.
She made a video about Sweden and did not mention cucks and muslim refugees raping the women and taking welfare.
Dropped and saged.
Ethan Jones
Why are you teaching us to fuck your women? Do you get off by being cucked or something?
Carson Miller
>Brazil is a real-life Street Fighter PVP Area
Carter Cooper
>women
Aaron Sanchez
If it wasnt for the shitty english i wold call you a proxy. The only place i know of that arrastoes occur is Rio. Minor robberies are all over the place but not in that scale. The whole problem of this country are these politicians that walk hand in hand with the druglords. The police is with them, the judicial system is with them and in some cases the society is with them.
Brayden Torres
>As long as you avoid beaches, city centers, crowded tourist sights, open markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, the locals, airports and bus stops; you WON'T. what the fuck, that's like the entire country.
Angel Smith
This post is the definition of projection.
Nathan Gray
Its a copypasta thread.
Adrian Howard
>brazil is the wildy from runescape >people try to lure you into going there with women so they can pvp you to death It all makes sense now
>No Jacket from Hotline Miami, Travis from Taxi Driver or Patrick Bateman from American Psycho will wipe out all the criminals over the cities of Brazil.
Joshua Long
Hitman (also known as security for the PVP zone) is one of the best professions in Brazil.
>Brazil >"dat bunda", this and that.. >Go to a bar during the height of brazilian immigration in portugal >the few women that appear resemble the criminal syndicate from Dick Tracy's movie
What a BS!
Brandon Morales
What do Brazilians think about Mexicans?
Ryan Sullivan
>fapfapfap how do you all feel now
Colton Rogers
>ywn go to brazil >this will never happen to you
Sebastian Nguyen
>ywn go to brazil
Why not? It's really cheap to travel here right now. Don't believe the scary stories, the country is not THAT violent.
Cameron Kelly
>Huemonkey still believes that Brazil invented the airplane.
Portugal! You better come collect your dumbshit child!
Ayden James
Americans are trying to appropriate our culture.
Don't fall for it.
We invented the surra de bunda.
Ian Allen
>Kinda. Brazilian women take horse hormones to grow bigger asses and legs to be able to compete for men. But as a hindrance, they get duck voice and higher levels of testosterone. But brazilian women love foreigner. Even more if you promisse to take them with you away.
Mason Watson
This
Christopher Bailey
...
Carter Cooper
That's a dude dancing, by the way.
Brayden Gomez
Digits.
Brandon Myers
...
Matthew Hernandez
we like you anyways
Camden Flores
Why do gringos think that we poop on the toilet paper?
Christian Cook
is this fun? i'd rather just fuck then talk about politics, watch a movie, or play a game with someone desu
Luke Richardson
Yay i like Brazil hate threads. I also like nigger hate threads.
Robert Ramirez
So have you personally experienced anything fucked up? Interested to hear stories
Liam Gonzalez
Me and a friend, mid-twenties are going to visit your country sometime early next year. How do we not appear as obvious targets? How do we show respect to the locals, and general area? Where should we go to have fun?
Thomas Thompson
I've witnessed a person being executed in front of their house.
It was a neighbor and I was 11.
He was leaving his house to go to work and a black car came by and he got 13 bullets in his body.
Michael Wilson
But I love Brazil.
Carson Foster
>Me and a friend, mid-twenties are going to visit your country sometime early next year.
Don't.
>How do we not appear as obvious targets?
Don't be white. Don't speak english out loud. Walk fast. Avoid Rio de Janeiro, Salvador and São Paulo.
>How do we show respect to the locals, and general area?
It's Brazil, nobody cares about respect.
Just don't shit on anything and you'll be doing better than the brazilians.
>Where should we go to have fun?
Fun in Brazil is proportional to danger.
The biggest fun to be had is in the favela parties full with drugs, criminals and alcohol.
But it's also dangerous, specially for foreigners.
You'll get kidnapped and force cucked (if you bring a female) by at least 4 men and then you'll be killed.
Don't bring women to Brazil.
Kayden Thomas
Yeah, it is fun if you're willing to get STDs.
Chase Sullivan
Thanks but what the fuck do you do for good night out then? Fucking stay in-doors.
Also, what about student districts?
Connor Campbell
what's considered white in brazil? i'm pale as fuck but have brown hair, brown eyes, black beard. Also at 6'1 will I be Chad to brazilian girls?
Charles Powell
Thank God Brazil has the South. All those fucking niggers in North Brazil would be coming here otherwise.
We have our hands full with the Paraguayans, Bolivians and Peruvians as it is. South Brazil is the ideal buffer zone from the North BR FAIL and AIDS.
Remain part of Brazil pls. You are doing God's work.
Kayden Russell
Yes, we stay in-doors. Why do you think brazilians play so much MMORPGs? Every fucking civilized human being tries to stay sane by staying away from Brazil.
I don't know much about student districts.
Brazilians once in a while go to bars at night and just stand around talking until someone gets drunk enough for them to drag the person home and rape / have drunk sex with them.
Charles Jackson
You're definitely white.
Brazilians call mulatos white.
Brazilians would call spics white too.
The standards of whiteness are pretty vague here. What is deemed white in America is 100% white here, even more.
Charles Torres
>Brazil is not a country, it's real life's PVP zone Damm! Can I copy that, truta?
Zachary Kelly
Maybe they were just giving him the bullets to hold onto for later
Colton Scott
>Brazilians once in a while go to bars at night and just stand around talking until someone gets drunk enough for them to drag the person home and rape / have drunk sex with them.
Surely you exaggerate. You make your country sound like a 4th world country.
Juan Young
this
Henry Jones
(((Citizen 1988 Constitution)))
Evan Adams
when will the heel meme die? it's a literal way to publicly announce you're too much of a lazy ass to work out and/or you're a womanlet and live pretending you're not?
Brody Hernandez
Instead you're just full of argentinos, so you have enough scoundrel to work with already.
Daniel Martin
it wont, also, checked
Justin Barnes
>Brazil is not a country, it's real life's PVP zone It's sad because its' true.
Why the fuck don't you guys just go full 'Nam on the favelas and napalm them to the ground?
Joseph Allen
John Paul II came here and told (not these words) that we prefer style over circunstance, since we were Indians - we saw the processions and we went together because it was cool
Colton Cox
Fuck off self hating cuck.
South Brazil has the highest rates of AIDS in this country (because of the fags that live there).
Lincoln Reyes
No, it's really dull.
Brazilians are weirdly uncreative.
There are a lot of nightclubs here, but it's expensive if you're a man. Women go in free, though. But it's dangerous.
Also, don't dance with the wrong women.
Brazilian women like to make their boyfriends jealous. But brazilian boyfriends will often try to murder people. Alphas here tend to be criminals.
And I'm not exaggerating, I swear. Brazil is not nearly as fun as it looks for the civilized people. All the fun we have can be had by you at home without nearly the same rate of danger.
So I can go to your country to kill these "people" and I get to bring home a trap?
Carson Hernandez
You technically could go on a murder spree here with ease.
But you'll need to buy local guns to support our economy and that is very hard to do legally. So the only way is to buy guns from criminals so you can buy criminals. The cycle will never end but you'll have fun, so yeah.
