Linkara

>is a teen titans fanboy
>believes that this makes him an expert on comics and "sequential art."

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At least he isn't Moviebob.

This is how sex works i have had lots of sex with female women, there in another state btw

If you're going to write a rant ten tweets long use a different platform than fucking Twitter.

Nasty cock slut thread?

What would fat men have to gain by pandering to feminists? They are the exact type of person they hate the most

The nastiest!

Im actually at least 70 percent certain Moviebob and Dobson are the same person

Holy fucking shit, that is some weapons grade autism.
No, Bob, I don't want my Avengers movie to have a bunch of scenes of heroes talking about fucking. I want to see them fight villains.

>Ultron has an entire country floating in the ear and it's about to drop it causing a worldwide cataclysm and killing like a billion people
>The Avengers are the only line of defense against this
>He wants Captain America to stop and say "God I'm so horny rn" and try to catch a glimpse of Black Widow's tiddies while this is going down
Am I understanding this correctly? Is this guy joking?

>believes that this makes him an expert on comics and "sequential art.
Except he said several times that he is not an expert

both used to work for ScrewAttack

he is 100% incapable of humor

People other then The Blob have talked about how the utter lack of sexuality in the MCU is weird. They don't seem to have any desires t all to the point that they come of as robots when it comes to their romantic relationships.

I don't know why you're pretending it's a zero-sum game where this means that it'd have to be nothing but horny jokes and talking about fucking. You know that's not true.

>inb4 but the comics

Comic cape heroes are horny as fuck and you all know it.

I mean, he has more experience with comics and sequential art than 95% of Sup Forums :^)

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Bob, don't cavort with us inferior folk. You've got insane conclusions to extrapolate from children's media.

>They don't seem to have any desires t all to the point that they come of as robots
But that's fucking wrong though

So you don't have a response, then.

And again, The Blob is not the only person to point this out.

Seriously what is it with fat internet personalities reading wikis and putting out videos pretending they actually read comics

My response is that I think it's funny that pseudo intellectuals think anyone gives a shit about their baseless conjecture about garbage movies. My response is that you and everyone like you is a joke to me. Is that a clear enough response, fatty?

Why is Sup Forums shaming soemone for their fetishes when we have daily trap and raisins threads?

The guy literally said right there that world-ending scenarios are when there should be the most amount of horny while replaying to Linkara, though.

it's be a nice response if I was Bob, but as I've stated twice now this statement exists outside of his point-of-view. I can agree with the point while not liking Bob.

>inb4 no you can't

That's not my problem, that's your autism.

Remember when Tony Stark fucked a journalist and then let Pepper kick her out in the very first MCU movie?

Honestly, the only character this applies to is Captain America. Stark is constantly fucking groupies in his early movies, Peter wanting to put his spider-diddly into that black qt was a driving force in the plot of Homecoming, Thor Ragnarok is full of dick jokes.

Because Linkara is fucking ASHAMED of his sexuality; even though he's part of a collective of Internet reviewers who were mostly progressive enough to have been fine with it. He's even dated two transwomen and denied up and down that they had dicks; even when they said ofherwise.

>dobson used to work for ScrewAttack
proof? google tells me nothing
because it bothers him and we feed off his insecurity

This but unironically.

case in point, Bastien Vives (lastman) likes trans as well, but is perfectly honest with it, to the point of putting dickgirls on his official blog; therefore you can't hurt him that way.

>implying those faggots arn't shamed on this site on a dailybasis

More like Movieblob

Dude From the Internet here! Today, I have opinions about Tigersharks...

>Comic cape heroes are horny as fuck and you all know it
And I don't like it.

I just hate that people think what he does qualifies as "reviewing." You can't get much more surface level than recapping the story, quoting the dialogue, then screaming "WHAAAAT".

I know he goes on about how he likes DC but does he know anything about the characters beyond Batman, Superman, or Teen Titans? Has he ever talked about the Legion or the JSA?

So he's Sup Forums?

He thinks Rorschach is an unambiguous hero.

This disqualifies him from ever speaking as an authority on anything related to comic books ever

>prime storytime of pain material
>nobody posts threads about it

I feel like we're missing out.

you don't have to know anyone other than Batman to like DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sdtop being so mean and unwelcoming to newcomers that's why everypone hates you nerds!!!!

>He thinks Rorschach is an unambiguous hero.
Where has he said this?

In the page I just posted you blind motherfucker

The delusion that they are the one good man.

Male feminists are what women mean when they denigrate nice guys.

But he is.

Pssst.

Rorschach's name is Walter Kovacs

This is your brain on porn.

>This was written and drawn by Linkara when he was 19
... Jesus Christ, I know paint is a terrible tool but this is too awful. And what's with the Bendis Speak? Does he think it covers up the artwork?

Close, Preston is a fan of Bob.

Who is more fucked in the head? Bob or Lewis?

Wtf, I'm a #slaveryshill now.

If this is what it takes to fix the economy and unemployment forever then let's go for it!

Well, seeing as Linkara actually moved out and got married, albeit to a hamplanet, whereas Bob is still living in his parent's basement, alone, I'm going say Bob is more fucked. I can't really recall any instances on Twitter where Linkara wanted to flat out murder an entire group of people, he's just really passive aggressive.

At least Linkara's Lightbringer is entertainingly bad. This right here is a cry for help.

>What would fat men have to gain by pandering to feminists?

At least they hope they could score pussy. Moviebob thinks he's big deal and a celebrity despite living in his mother's basement that is leaking water.

e-celeb threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/11 and >>>Sup Forumsrules/1
OP is a faggot.
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its shit man, that is why, not even laugh out loud post to post.

Interesting how the most entertaining threads on Sup Forums are against the rules.

I know Moviebob is a fucking nutcase but I don't disagree with this
Everyone is so fucking chaste in these movies, I'd relate to them a little more if I could see they at least had a libido and showed physical, not necessarily romantic attraction to a female character. It would remind me these are people and not action figures.

Why would you care about sex when you have superpowers?

Oh Linkara

Requesting art of hybrid OC "Chipdrew Bobson"

>implying talking about literally who's is in anyway interesting
Kys

Well yeah if you gave me a choice between getting laid and flying or shrinking or messing around with telekinesis I'd choose the latter. That doesn't mean I'd stop wanting to get laid. You're not a superhero 24/7.
These guys have downtime in the movies, I don't need to see Cap getting distracted during a mission and staring at Black Widow's cleavage but maybe an off-hand remark when having a beer with Sam and Bucky.

And yet there's more to talk about than most waifus.

Does moviebob puff poopies?
No?
Then atleast moviebob isn't linkara.

>Because Linkara is fucking ASHAMED of his sexuality; even though he's part of a collective of Internet reviewers who were mostly progressive enough to have been fine with it. He's even dated two transwomen and denied up and down that they had dicks; even when they said ofherwise.
I feel nothing but pity for him, this is just sad.

I story times Lightbringwr here during the height of Linkara's popularity.

There were linkara fanboys here back then.

They all accused me of being butthurt and jealous of Linkara.

The more pages I posted the fewer fanboys were there to speak up.

Who could possibly defend this?

>thinks
Thought, past hence

Feels like he's actually on the spectrum. Dude doesn't get people or how they interact.

>Well, seeing as Linkara actually moved out and got married,

Wait he got married?

the ironic part is that people who say they are for eugenics would more than likely be the first ones fucked over by it

What the fuck?

MovieBob actually believes that a low-T manchild with horrible genes and no worth in society like himself will somehow not be first in line to be culled.

Moviebob is literally just self-serving, there are some nice videos that summarize his tweets and shit to try to conclude his actual politics, and surprise surprise, Authoritarian Tyrant, he can't grasp the idea that he won't be on top.

>fat ugly loser with no real skills or knowledge
>"surely I will be crowned the god-king of man in a society with eugenics"

Bob is 100% insane and belongs in an asylum.

moviebob is crazy and whatever but let's not act like that is uncommon for the extremely online

This book is so weird.
You'd expect a game guide and history of SMB3, but instead it's just a bunch of rants about Bob's serial killer level obsession with Mario.
Especially liked when he talked about how he used to play the game on his GBA in the car at night because his parents didn't want him coming home until a certain hour.

Considering he been advocating /fit/icide that goes without saying.

Sure but user is honest about being a selfish asshole loser and doesn't usually claim moral high ground. well didn't use to anyway, every once in a while you get the USE POWERS FOR GOOD activists.

>Especially liked when he talked about how he used to play the game on his GBA in the car at night because his parents didn't want him coming home until a certain hour.

Could you explain further? And do you have any more highlights for those who don't want to delve into the mind of an obvious pedophile?

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What the hell is a raisin?

haha I love sailor moon abridged!

who did he married?

also, DAMN he got WIDE AS FUCK

The black woman.

That book is like American Psycho without the satire or bitter humor.

Would you put your Children through slavery or kill them? there is a chance that they can be free but has to live under horrible condition meanwhile.

freedom at very high risk of Death or severe injury vs slavery. what about discriminiation and poverty and unemployement so bad that its very high chance to starve to death vs slavery and a chance to break free from it both legaly and peacefully?


subjective or objective, regardless meaningless terms since its all about whats best for a individual human and humans in Groups best survival.


thralldom was something that was considered tamer since there were laws about it and you couldnt abuse your slave and your slave could work him/herself free. it wasnt until like 1200+ it became illegal in sweden and other countries.

>he used to play the game on his GBA in the car at night because his parents didn't want him coming home until a certain hour.
good lord that's next level pathetic.

its says something about your life choices when you're own parents are ashamed of you.

Last time I posted a Linkara thread I got banned a week

So fuck you reported

>how to spot a virgin in three sentences

I keep forgetting that Minnesota nice is very noticeable to other people, its just a way of life here.

how old was he at this time? if he was Young then its presumed that the parents was Young and still FUCKING IN THE BED.

if they were Close to 50 then its rare they did that and very low if they are Close to 60s

>obvious pedophile
hol up, what did i miss from movie bob? Does he like anime or something?

How does movieblob have a blue tick but lovehog doesn't? They're as meaningless as each other.

look at the top of his head!!

A hypothetical restaurant like Hooters but with underage girls.

I couldn't find the "classic" review of Bob's book. It featured more experts and details about his depressing personal life.

Here's another review though...
jimintomystery.tumblr.com/post/55352651693/book-review-super-mario-bros-3-brick-by-brick

>Le Minnesota Nice Meme

It's funny because outsiders are usually too stupid to pick up on our sarcasm and passive aggressiveness, so they just assume that we're "nice."

Bob was in his 30s at the time.
So just a (man) child.

So he love lady cock and bbc

That's a lot of 'tism in on picture.

>Linkara
>Cinema Snob
>Red Letter Media
>Mystery Science Theater 3000

What is it about Minnesota that inspires filmmakers?