What are the implications of Trump's presidency for Iran? Are we fucked?

What are the implications of Trump's presidency for Iran? Are we fucked?

nah you get sanctioned unless you suck our cock

if you do, tons of tourism + business ventures

Posting on Sup Forums is haram.

Reported to Sharia police.

We will never suck US's cock. You have to suck ours m8.

You're royally fucked if John "Bomb Iran and Destroy Islam" Bolton becomes the secretary of state.

>boo hoo is big ol trumpy going to bully us
>nah fuk u we the big boys
are you legitimately retarded? i'm glad my dad left iran

prepare your anus
we're going in dry

>muslim shitholes
>tourism

Trump is a Zionist stooge with nothing but contempt for your country.

You're 100% fucked.
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Even if we get fucked by Trump, we will fight back with everything we've got. We have developed a kamikaze/Nazi soldier mentality in the last 30 years.

Except for the fact you know damn well everyone under 40 hates the government and hates Islam. Last time I was in Tehran my cousins were telling me how the system is just pretty much hanging on by laziness and indecision at this point.

Given Trump's attitude of cooperation with Russia, I'd say Iran is safe.
From America anyway.

The only thing that can save your ass now, is Russi..... oh wait, nope, you're fucked.

You're paying back the $400 million Medhi

yeah, i know, man. all of my iranian relatives won't shut up about the persian warrior spirit, but while i know you all would fight to the end, you'd still lose without serious foreign aid... and let's be honest, iran doesn't have too many powerful friends at the moment

>Are we fucked?

Hopefully? Would be nice to dig in to a war in the middle east that's actually worth fighting

Aren't you already fucked with your shitty socialist govt and constant sanctions?

>not knowing the difference between Arab and Persian countries
>being this Polish

> Are we fucked?
He will surely try to fuck you up, I can guarantee it.

Even less likely anything happens than if Hillary had won.

They gave you all that money back because they wanted to be done with dealing with Iran for a while.

Also Trump doesn't seem to like Saudi at all so they may get no support in the ongoing proxy wars.

By fucked, I had Syria and Iraq in my mind. We still can walk the streets without getting shot. Good enough for me.

In your dreams Aussie cuck.

We will defend Iran over make-beliefs with Trump, because that the only order ancor in the middle east. If there would be no Iran, the next year ISIS will come to our doors full power. Nuclear options included.

Come on, nigga! Obama and Hillary hit the "reset" button. I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS.

Trumputinocalypse!

yes
Israel is stoked Trump won

Everyone post your rarest Muhammads

why would anyone want to fight to save your oppressors
seems like a counter intuitive move

No. Hillary wanted to bomb the fuck out of you.

Trump will not go to war with your nation. He knows that most Iranians do not support the theocratic government that rules your nation.

Also Persia is one of the world's greatest cultures. Please overthrow the islamic government that ruined your nation.

The Persian people are not our enemy

the common man is never the real enemy.

now, your retarded arab leaders? yeah, I think we can say that those people are our enemies.

keep playin in the strait of hormuz you ayatollah havin ass niggas, and see what happens. we out there erryday

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These. If Trump wants to be friends with Putin he can't do shit to Iran. I'd be worried if Hillary won tbqh. With Trump you're safe unless Russia abandons you. But given that Russia needs Iran and Syria I highly doubt they will.

Yes you are. It breaks my heart.

PD: Stop financing communist parties in my country son of a bitch.

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>Rich Asian
>White woman

I'm actually okay with this. Hard working breeds reproducing just makes Ubermenschen.

I like Iran

Iranian bros
why don't you guys just kill the bad guys in your government and handle it real quick

Because we're muslims and prefer our government to any plausible alternative in today's world

i don't think Trump is going to put up with the shit that Obama did when Iran captured a few of our Navy members. I can see missiles landing early and often if that shit happens again.

Trump will peel Russia out of the Iranian alliance. If Trump can say to Putin, hey let's be friends in exchange for isolating Iran, Putin may just fall for it. Remember that Trump is an expert negotiator and has worked in the private sector for a long time, while Putin is a career bureaucrat.

If you're on good terms with Russia you're fine

But your nuclear ambitions are probably fucked

keep your government-ish but get cooler leaders who want capitalism and make money for everyone and peace

pretty sure he said he doesn't care if they develop their own nukes.

No. One thing I liked Obama for was taking """regime change""" off the table with a literally perfect nuclear deal in which you guys gave us everything we wanted. Trump would have to cook up something ridiculous and it would fall apart, just like the failure in Syria. Who knows, maybe Russia will even save the day, again?

NO ENRICH

I think you guys will be fine as long as your government doesn't do any really overtly horrible shit. Recall that one of the reasons we voted for Trump was because Killary was threatening to raze your country with nuclear weapons. Your government is much better off dealing with a guy who made his living negotiating than a woman who straight up wanted to wipe you off the face of the planet.

They are picking Bolton for foreign policy so uh

nope. probably increased trade deals? idk

This picture is a meme. Meet and talk to actual Iranians. They are the most Westernized of all the Middle East. They also have good schools.

>tfw made kashk e bademjoon with my cheshm badoomy girlfriend last night

No Putin will keep Trump in check.

With that mentality your children will be drawing anime and you won't get to see it.

Those people updated their photo.

poo in loo diarr dialect?

Stockholm syndrome

Fuck you dirty mudslime

>No Putin will keep Trump in check.

pretty much Iran's only hope.

Fuck off, Xerxes.

Diaspora don't count

Yeah you are probably going to be bombed to Stone Age. Oh wait. What do Stone Age people get blown back to?

Trump's gonna stop funding Sunni terrorists and toppling governments over there. You're good, persiafam.

TRump want to be BFFs with Putin who is already BFFs with Iran. Trump seems to be trying to copy Pat Buchanan who already said Iran is our de facto ally when it comes to ISIS.

I think you are safe. Trump will talk big but I don't think he has any real intentions of lifting a finger for Israel.

And why would Putin care?

How do I get the 9/10 Persian chick in class to love me?

will iran give food to US soldiers again?

>thinks Iranians care about depiction of Muhammad
Pretty sure that's just Sunnis m8

What

It's very unlikely the European union will bow to the US if they try to reinstitute sanctions. TPTB have spend half a year vilifying Trump so they'll have a hard time getting the EU politicians to turn on a dime and say "lets just do whatever he says".

EU companies already made significant investments too. If the US is now going to try to fuck those companies I could see a trade war happening rather than EU giving in.

We already got fucked over Russia, this could very well be the line in the sand.

>WAHHHH BOO HOO
thats you retard

I'd honestly rather Iran be the middle eastern hegemony than Saudi Arabia. Persians are way more based than Arabs.