ITT: we meme pepsi co stock value to zero!

ITT: we meme pepsi co stock value to zero!

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Take my energy KEK \o/

Lol liberal parasites are lazy and don't have money

Christ this could actually make us some money.

>flood the internet with posts pretending to be SJW accusing CEO of ______ with sexism/racism/rape
>keep trying until it goes viral
>buy shares at the dip
>wait for the proof of innocence to come about, or just for the storm to blow over
>sell once the stocks rebound

brb /biz/

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Hold on I just got on Sup Forums

What did PepsiCo do?

Do I hear... a Pepsi tax!

They insulted the emperor.

How is Pepsi still a thing? I know nobody who would ever choose Pepsi over Coke. It's the fat Amy of sodas that nobody wants to fuck.

Pepsi is the default at most fast food places.

Also Pepsi max > coke. Fite me

>Pepsi is the default at most fast food places.

Not here, unless you go to Taco Bell. Everything else is Coke.

Mountain Dew is 5/5 bredy gud, but it's their only brand that I'll drink.

post the list again so i can make sure im not buying any of that shit, tho i think im good as i dont drink or eat shit but just to be safe

PepsiCo doesn't just own Pepsi.

>Pepsi is the default at most fast food places.
lolwut?

Man, UK really is a shit hole.

ah damn i do enjoy quaker but oh well i have many boxes of other brands of oats anyways

>Starbucks
>Another reason to meme them to Oblivion

Literally all brands there are pure shit.

Subway, Pizza hut, and I think McDs all use pepsi here.

KEK HEDGE FUND IS BORN!

Pepsi max is leagues beyond any of cokes "healthy" options, but Coca-Cola still reigns supreme.

No one ever goes into a restaurant and orders a Pepsi to drink. They order coke and then get stuck with Pepsi half the time. That's literally the only reason Pepsi makes money, because they somehow weasel their way into restaurants even though most consumers would prefer Coke

Why are women such bad CEOs?

PepsiCo owns a bunch of fast food places, such as taco bell.

Not biologically required to be leaders.

Here's some more

Seriously

>let's insult half of our customer base and tell them not to buy our products

>people suddenly realize these brands were always shit anyways

Most independent food establishments serve exclusively Pepsi products here as well pham, at least in they do in the Midwest.

Sup Forums is so incredibly powerful. If everyone on here stopped buying pepsi shit, their sales would drop.

Can we? Can we PLEASE? Fuck, this is a chance at stock manipulation/insider trading for the diseased companies.

>he hasn't been doing this for years

step it up senpai

Pepsi kick > Pepsi max.

I will fite you for it.

ok quaker and life cereal are all i ever even buy from that list, i can go without the oatmeal but idk about life

>yfw we can now meme the stock market to our will and make mad dosh

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What in the fuck is pepsi kick? American thing?

>How is Pepsi still a thing?
Its cheaper.

PEPSI SLUT! PEPSI WHORE!
PEPSI STOCK MUST HIT THE FLOOR!

>kfc
meh

>pizza hut
local pizzerias are better

>taco bell
moe's is better

Never heard of it in my life. Must be a mexilard thing.

Fritos are good but the rest can go to hell.

It's time Texas took back what's ours anyway.

what the fuck happened?

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It's basically Pepsi Max + Caffeine.

\o/ I hope these numbers provide sufficient fuel for our dark lord and master.

- if its your will KEK bankrupt pepsi.

>Indra Nooyi
Jesus fucking christ, Joan Crawford must be rolling in her grave.

>Aunt Jemima

oy vey what would I do without her shitty nigger pancakes and fake maple syrup!?!?

Its already got caffeine in it lel, so just even more caffeine. Probably tastes good though. I'm a little bit jelly

If this post is repeating numbers the stock will drop to below tree fiddy

Did we over jew the jew?

Let's tank this piece of shit stock tomorrow

if you have BTC you can short PepsiCo, Inc. on 1broker.com at x15 leverage

by the way, what is the reason for memeing against them? I consider a gamble

>yfw Sup Forums has become the new jews

Meming energy engage!

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CEO is an anti-Trump SJW

Pepsico product sales crash.

No surviviors.

How can a CEO be so selfishly stupid. Mindboggling.

Remember: No KFC.

Tell those niggers to go to Taco Bell instead.

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pizza hut yes because they are owned by pepsi but the other two are coca cola

kfc is the only other big one that does pepsi and they are also owned by pepsi

They are anti-trump and libtards

Byootiful

subways here are pepsi i am pretty sure.

mark dolands are coke though i think. I haven't eaten there in a long time though because it sucks

Doesn't Pepsi also own Taco Bell?

Cockta>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pepsi>Coke

g-goy what are you implying?

Looks like Subway do Pepsi here as well.

I'm sure this wasn't the case last year.

Check em boys!

Pepsi will go broke

Meme magic was so strong it made moloch go dormant and made kek the top boss. The jews are no longer able to properly combat us.
We are Sup Forums, destroyer of judaism, look upon our digits and despair

Market manipulation is a deliberate attempt to interfere with the free and fair operation of the market and create artificial, false or misleading appearances with respect to the price of, or market for, a security, commodity or currency. Market manipulation is prohibited in most countries, in particular, it is prohibited in the United States under Section 9(a)(2)[1] of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934

take my bump and energy kek

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Its always been the case for subway

What the fuck am I doing with my life. Talking about fast food drinks to some random people on the internet. What a waste of technology. Gnight

Who the fuck cares. You dont think this shit is going on all the fucking time anyway?

Trump is having you become more American by the minute. Talking about fast food is the first step. Next step is talking about guns and shitty TV shows.

>Implying I'm not behind 7 proxies

yeah but the jews have each other's backs. If we tried it we would get caught no problem

Why the fuck are you memeing this shit, but not RON PAUL INTO THE TREASURY?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

WHY ARE YOU NOT INTO RON PAUL, BUT WITH THIS FAGGY SHIT?

>implying I can't trace your digits

They were Coke until January

thebfa.org/news/industry-news/subway-franchisees-sign-supply-deal-with-britvic-and-pepsico

Also how do I buy shares

>implying you can trace digits when you cannot get devils

get pls

You just gotta believe!

They do. Instead, tell them to go eat at Chick-fil-A, Popeye's, Church's Chicken, etc.

There's always next time m8

wait what? when did they insult the emperor?

>tfw chick-fil-a is few and far between up here in Michigan

it is fucking bullshit. People up here like fried chicken and biscuits too.

How in the hell can you taste any difference between quaker oats and generic? It's goddamn oatmeal. Just sprinkle some brown sugar and you're good.

Teach me your ways senpai

Pepsi owns Mountain Dew, which supports the rest of their decrepit line of drinks with its gloriously unidentifiable caffeinated citrus flavor.

>tfw the price of living in an area with no niggers is that KFC is the only fried chicken place and it's shit anyway

You gotta believe, as I said before mahn

collapse the pepsi/coke empire.
Sugar water is long past its expendability

>not going to based Zaxby's

Duubs for COLA. KEK shall smite the imposter

Shadilay

i enjoy my pepsi max but fuck this slut aus fag reporting in

Damn I was off by one.
Guess I didn't praise kek enough

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Memes aren't enough, you have to post on trader forums and stuff that Pepsi is overvalued due to their current exploitation of the real sugar soda market, and Coke is about to release their own version which is going to crush Pepsi's profits in the next quarter.

Shit son. I was wondering why Pepsi shit was on sale at the store.

Back to RC Cola for me.