Really...? Her name is Cornchip girl?

Really...? Her name is Cornchip girl?

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Upside Down Girl
Digger Dave and Digger Sam
Swinger Girl
Guru Kid

90s kids had no time to learn each other's names, and it's not like they had social media so stalk and get information.

I bet her feet smell like corn chips

that one time she suffered from lycantrophy

she was originally going to be paint chip girl, but the execs axed they idea because they obviously didn't want their audience eating paint to emulate her

Thanks, Exposition user.

Did she grow up to become cornhole girl?

This.
I had a few in my years at school.

>fat kid
>the one that looks like a future me
>big boob girl (held back a year AND early puberty)
>gay boy (no one knew why he was called that, he wasn't even gay)
>the gross one
>onion kid
>anime girl
>the one that looks like past me
>knife boy (don't ask)

Man, those were the days.

>knife boy

There was a cake, he recently saw a slasher movie, and the teacher left the room for reasons. Things didn't go as bad as you'd imagine, but it still wasn't good.

>The diggers were the realest characters

whoa hey user, watch it with the slurs.

I was called "spazz child". That and "class clown".

>And it was adorable.

...

>tfw called deadboy because of my early graying hair

What drives a person to be like this

this post really made me think

Mine was
>hey, kid

I was the black kid in my class.

Of course not, mong. I think her name was Susie or something.
This never happened to me. Everyone knew each others name surprisingly.

>Google Image Upside Down Girl
Oh my

>See Hustler Kid episode
>ask dad what hustler means
>proceed to get long awkward lesson about porn

>mfw kids called me (Pilsbury) dough boy in k-5

I was called Mouse in high school because I was like the shortest in my year and quiet
>that feel

Which highschool? I knew of a girl called Mouse.

Mommy and daddy never hugged him quadnon

I'm a guy. so no, not her. Hispanic, obviously

Instead they "played games"

Shave it for later

Her original name was Fritos Girl but y'know copyrights

O Marco

Did you miss the episode that her and Gus became friends?

What’s the name of it

We had a kid called "smiler" who smiled no matter what happened to him. He was bullied alot.

In college they called me Eyebrows since I've got big ol' caterpillar brows that I can move in time with music, but I never had a nickname in grade school.

>Deadboy

I'd fucking kill for that nickname, are you kidding me? I'm going to start a band called Dead Boy. That's amazing.

I think it's the Army- Navy game. Her real name is Theresa Laverne LaMaise.

I never really got a name, I was just always that wierd guy who was never really hated but also never really liked

That's one of like, 4 episodes I remember clearly.

Did anyone else think Guru Kid was kind of a piece of shit?

Shut up nines nobody asked you

Yes.

I think in one episode there was even a *thirsty kid* who was hogging a drinking fountain.

That kid was dead inside

>Swinger Girl

She must get around

just like actual gurus
>inb4 megachurch
I'm indian and you have no idea how fucking bad it gets with these holymen, its not 'oh they do bad things but hide it' they do horrible shit out in public all the time and people see it but completly gloss it over. There was a guru who raped women and he didnt even fucking deny it, he said to the effect they should be glad thry had a chance to be impregnated with his holy semen. I am glad as fuck the whole 'hinduism is so enlightened we should all be into it' was just a fad

I think I remember Spinelli saying she makes the "Corn chips" everyday and shares them everyone.

That's a lot to do, since she a Navy brat I'm assuming she was stationed in South America and learn to make them. Tfw she didn't make Recess "School's out"

It's called cognitive dissonance.
People don't want it to be true, so they'll just ignore all the facts that don't agree with what they think is happening.

All I remember was a kid who got the nickname Towelboy. He wore a towel around his neck one day for some fandom or something I presume. Since he was a creepy annoying faggot who no one liked, he had that nickname for the rest of highschool.

Oh, also amoung a group there was this kid called Dick Tickler, his real name was Richard Ticker or something like that.

She was predestined to marry Chocolate Boy...

Not a 90's kid, but I suffered a similar statement in the 2000s

>tfw called Urkel

>be named Cain
>always called Wrestler at school
I used to hate it.

>He wore a towel around his neck one day for some fandom or something I presume.
Probably Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Towel Day is a thing

We had a kid who wore a red jumpsuit in highschool so we called him Red Jumpsuit Kid. We also had a kid with no ears so he was No Ears Kid. There was also a girl who had really bad facial scarring so she was always snarling on one side of her face with her teeth out so we called her Harvey Dent. There was also a fat kid who wore a plaid shirt we called Plaidshirt, and an underclassman who looked and dressed just liked him we called Plaidshirt Junior.

One kid at my school had the nickname "parking meter". Don't know how or why but it's true

I was Buzz Killian for a while. Good times.

I was called Black Jesus all through middle and high school because I had dreads and grew a beard early the other alternative was Static Shock. From what I remember we had
>Ross the Boss, an overweight special needs kid everyone liked
>Pickle Girl
>Pissy
>Piranha
>Oompa-Loompa
>Stinky
>Wolf Girl
>Horse Girl
>Lethal Weapon
>Red

>>the one that looks like a future me
>This will never be an animated episode

West central Florida?

She was a cutie. Total daugTotal.

So Sup Forums what was your playground currency?

I got off lucky with "Android".

>Spider-kid (loved spiders and spiderman)
>Mong (was from Mongolia)
>Fat Sam (was fat and called Sam)
>Skinny Sam (was skinny and called Sam)
>Loose Girl (was a girl who kissed every boy in class)
>Backpack Kid (wore instead of carried his backback like a loser and he insisted on taking it into class instead of leaving it in the cloakroom)
>Teeth (she had braces)
>Patty Cake (she was called Patricia and her mum was a baker)
>Slobzone (she was disgusting and had pre-breakup Boyzone pencil case and pens)
>Tangerine (ginger lad)
>Art Attack (autistic kid called Arthur who was always prone to autistic outbursts)
>Mingdy (ugly girl called Mindy, Britfags called ugly people "mingers" at the time)
>Bucket (called Charlie and was a poor kid with dirty clothes)
>Jimbo (dad was a hunter and this was when South Park was fresh and popular)
>Flowerboy (me, my mum was a florist and we would go play at the shop after school)
>Powerboy (my best friend whose dad was an electrician)
Flowerboy and Powerboy didn't know that flower power was a thing until we went to separate schools. When we realised this we started a Neverwinter Nights Guild called FlowerPower.

>Wolf Girl
>Horse Girl

Lucky you, we only had Pidgeon Kid.

Nope, sorry user.

Any relation to this guy?

I think the nick stuck before the show, being a spic and all. Perhaps we were all poor and the kid had seen the show in his fancy Cable TV while we remained ignorant and poor.

Anyway, He made pidgeon sounds to any passerby bird and move around doing what would be considered today the Naruto Run.

I was called dad in HS

>We also had a kid with no ears so he was No Ears Kid
You better have respected him. He's both the Dragonborn and completely untrollable.

Kill yourself, savage beast.

>Kirkindick
I guess people shouldn't pop a boner while in a wrestling match.

>underclassman
Not surprised a 3rd worlder savage treats his fellow classmates like shit.

My school was shit and banned all trading cards or anything that could be considered a currency.

Rajneesh comes to mind.

Lotta kids used to trade Pokemon cards in elementary school.
I don't think any of us even played (Lord knows I never learned how). Just merely loved to look at them.

BIFF MCLARGE-HUGE

BOB JOHNSON

>that second of bedroom eyes Cornchip girl gave to Gus when she asked if he wanted to play battleship with her

We had these different colored cards with different words on them like "RESPECT" and "RESPONSIBILITY" we got them every time we did something good without having to be told to like helping someone else, picking up trash, etc. At the end of the week we could trade them for candy or a toy. I collected so many of these cards that I ended up taking most of the candy and nobody collected enough cards to get a toy. I essentially crashed the market when I saved up enough from my previous years and started selling them to people. Which made me wonder why they didn't just buy candy with the money they were giving me. The teachers stopped handing out the cards because they couldn't meet the demand in candy.

I miss big boob girl. Her tits were positively massive. Straight up like basket balls.

looks pretty smug

I married corn chip girl.

pics or it didn't happen

>Read through thread, having fun with nickname stories from elementary schools
>Get short economic lesson

I wish. She remind me of someone.

For some reason marbles got huge my first year in middle school. Playing for keeps was intense.

>onion kid

>I'm going to start a band called Dead Boy
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I almost forgot my school had The Game guy.

You have one guess what he was known for, EVERY SINGLE DAY.

>harvey dent
yo-you monster

Silly bands.
Just like with bitcoin years later, by time I started to pay attention to it, it was too late to get into the market.

BE GONE!

>spoiler
We had something similar to that back in high school where we would shake our first up and down and do the hand motion of Spider-Man shooting webs. It was pretty much controlled tag without having to run around and be a complete ass. It started out as just a small thing me and my friends did but eventually it grew and other people started doing it. I pulled out when too many people started doing it and people I never talked to started running up to me yelling "Spider-Man!" and doing the motion in my face. I was lucky I pulled out because it became way more cringy and complicated when people started adding more shit, like Slenderman which was putting your hands on someone's shoulder and saying "Slenderman," and there was Worms which I didn't know what that was because I stopped caring. So you would see guys running up others going "Spider-Man, Slenderman, worms, and The Game."
Thankfully everyone stopped after a year.

>after a year.
Try having it go on for all of high school.

The final showdown was doing it one final time on stage during graduation. After weeks of planning, I was able to get the head of the school to say it into the microphone and make everyone lose.

Trixie, please!

So,did you abandon your faith or just don't believe in gurus?

I was Invisible Boy because no one ever noticed me.