Leaf reporting in

Leaf reporting in
I'm tired of my country being meme'd. Contemplating suicide as I'm hated for being white here

Where do you live?

so why don't you leaf your country and come to glorious america?

Brantford

i love the cold season very /comfy/

they're there for you if you want a shoulder to cry on, or a back rub

I want to move to Michigan its only 3 hours from me, how abouts do I get citizenship or do I just do mexican meme?

>America got Based G.E. Trump
>Cuckdeau would still win a 2nd term
FUCK THIS SHITHOLE

ITS NOT THAT EASY

Just tell the god emporer you are a multicultural refugee

Just travel to other white countries and be hated for being canadian.

>leaf
>white

Pick one, Ahmed.

Come to New Brunswick, sure there are no jobs but you can tell a nigger you'll lynch him with a police officer in there and have nothing happen.(There's a story if you want)

>I'm tired of my country being meme'd.

>amerifat
>amerilard
>ameritard
>amerifag
>burgers
>pigs

>poo in loo
>pajeet
>dothead
>currynigger

>britbong
>eurocuck
>muhammad
>percy

Every country gets memed. The question is why aren't you used to it yet?

Don't be a pussy -- it's pretty fucking great here. Want to live a different way, feel free to move.

>hated for being white

More like hated for being a faggot, OP.

Immigrate here legally. We love legal immigrants!

Godamn I meant to type in Tim Hortons

>I'm tired of my country being meme'd
At least you're not me

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I've seriously thinking about it especially now that Trump is president. Currently have 10K saved and I'm thinking with 50-80k I can actually pull it off

Canada's catching up to your level

I wanna immigrate too but I don't think its possible for me.

Dont do it Leaf

We Americans love you.

Sup Forums loves you too.

Youre just the little brother they like to abuse.

You bring sense to the chaos.

Stand proud. Stand strong. There is hope.

You dont get to see the neat shit coming soon if youre gone.

Stay for the show. Stay because youre needed.

come to minnesota and be comfy my dude. ill take you around the town, we'll drive around drinking and throwing shit at minorities

oohhhhh fuugggggggg meb fug this is so cringey to look at fugggggggg

>Russia
>White

Pick one chink

>russian
>literally a joke trying to meme itself out of being a joke

Its different when your country is a living meme. There's no escape, no Brexit, no Donald Trump coming to our rescue.

Leave Toronto/GTA. I know it's tough to say goodbye to your home but when none of the people, shops, and values of the town you grew up are there anymore is it really still your home?
Come to Muskoka. It's white, comfy, beautiful, and all the city cucks have gone south for the winter.

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You're probably next after France. Relax.

519 reporting in. You're not alone

maybe if you hop the border rq donald won't deport you

The UP or Lower Peninsula?

This, at least you aren't Sweden leaf.

416 here. Whatever you've heard, it's 10x worse.

prince edward island always seemed comfy. what's it about?

just kill the cucks over there. not your self. i mean save your self for last after you get the high score.

ill just leaf this here

It's no longer a race to the bottom if you fall faster than everyone else.

Once you hit, you have the choice to catch other people or to dig them a deeper grave.

Guess which one is more satisfying?

You are not hated for being white, you are hated because you are not a drone like them.

No jobs out east. PEI's economy is dependent on a single bridge.

Dont get down. This Amerifat sharter knows your president will be righted by Trump.

Back in the day guys in Sault St Marie would drive into michigan on pickups, one guy would sit in the back with a broom and they'd have to hit the first black person they saw with it. It was called "sweep the coon".

The catch was that if you dropped the broom, you had to jump out of the truck to get it.

THERE ARE NIGGERS IN THE SOO?