Chapter 4: Ow, The Edge
>What's being storytimed?
Ultimate Marvel, later known as Ultimate Comics, was an imprint of comic books published by Marvel Comics, featuring re-imagined and updated versions of the company's superhero characters from the Ultimate Universe. The imprint was launched in 2000 with the publication of the series Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate X-Men, providing new original stories for the characters. The Marvel Multiverse, which comprises an infinite number of galaxies and alternate universes, calls this universe Earth-1610.
And anything that crosses over with it. All in chronological order.
>Why are you doing this?
Because there's a lot of good stuff that people ignored that deserves recognition and even the bad stuff can be fun.
>Can I just download it all instead?
Yes, but it won't be for a while. I overheated my last video card and am paranoid about having it happen again so will only be uploading when I am home.
>Where can I catch up?
Right here pastebin.com
>Will this obnoxious OP be used every time?
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So where exactly in the timeline are you now, Ulti-Mate?
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>15 minute down time between IP usage
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Six years before the Ultimates, X-Men, Fantastic Four and Spider-Man appear before the public.
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This thread will cover the rest of this year
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>THIS MAN IS RUINING DRUGS HE HAS TO GO DOWN
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>baby in toilet
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>and that's the origin of Nighthawk's sidekick Chickenhawk
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you have no idea what you're in for, Way's just getting started.
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Okay, I lose any admiration for a crimefighter when he blows my windows out every other tuesday.
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>sits down
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yeah it's fucking chicago they'd be shooting at him by that point.
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Oh man, not only does he make poison but he's also a fly eating nudist.
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OH GOD NO YOU DID NOT JUST oh wait this is 2006
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>looks like you made a typo kid
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Who keeps the safety off like that?
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>my wife got somebody
Seriously if Ennis ever kicks the bucket Way's not a half bad understudy
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I like how the kids know immediately.
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>666 on the balloons
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Ha, I didn't even catch that.
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Do you think party clowns suffered especially in the 2000s? Popular media seems out to make them seem creepier than they already are.
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Brains are actually a lot softer than that. You wouldn't get a solid chunk floppin out like that. It'd be more like brain soup.
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They're made of cholesterol, same as mucus so yeah
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Now when you're on the edge
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>It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno's
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>dear lord this man's fingernail game is completely off
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Oh no, Sandman tried to get inside him
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I didn't know Steve Dillon did any work for Ultimate comics
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Wait…
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This is Supreme Power, but he did do a couple of issues of Ultimate
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revolvers usually dont have them
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