"Is he strong? listen bud"

> "Is he strong? listen bud"
> "He's got radioactive blood"

But, does getting radioactive blood make one strong?

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What if he bled on you? You’d get cancer. You can’t beat someone up if bloodying him means you get cancer.
Think about it. He’s bssically immune to vampires because of that. What are you gonna do, suck his blood? And get fang cancer? I think not.

PLASMAAAA

Spider Man Spider Man takes a dump in a coffee can.

Yeah? Why doesn't her trigger Geiger counters?

Dayum!! They actually add an indentation on the cloth where his anus would be

SPIDER BLOOD
SPIDER BLOOD
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD

...

These panels seem to be trying to tell me that Peter killed someone with his Radioactive Spider Jizz.
Please tell me that I’m wrong.

Redhead. How many redheads in Petes lfie do you know?

He called Mary with radioactive cum, it's canon.

>He’s bssically immune to vampires
Yeah about that

Still my favourite Spider-Man series and nothing will change it.

Inheritors don't count as they're cucks that didn't really do shit and more like supernatural animal hunters with a spider-fetish than actually vampires.

Although that part is funny, I enjoy that mini series. People just love focusing on cum though

You most certainly are not.

Called her home (Heaven)?

I think Hulk did that once.

That was Abomination

>lol CUM XD
is this the only thing manchildren remember about this book? Sup Forums is so mature

His power set? Boy, it's dumb
He's got radioactive cum
LOOK OUT!

but that "ending"..
and the fact that spidey never throws a punch.. and that everyone is big and buff

>I have autism

No, the book was just notoriously terrible. The only other thing anyone remembers from it was Dr. Octopus dying and his arms gaining sentience and carrying his skeleton around.

Well, kind of precisely. The very reason he defeated him the first time is because he made his blood "even MORE" radioactive, thus tainting the "spider essence" he was trying to suck out of it. Morlun's 2000 run was actually interesting. the one of the next decade is better to be forgotten.

better than The Death of Gwen Stacy

HULK SMASH BOOBY LADY
HULK LONGEST THERE IS

Skulltula-Link, Skulltula-Link,
Can do all Skulltula things
Spins a chain, in a squeeze,
Stuns Moblins just like keezes
Look Out!
Here comes Skulltula-Link.

Is he strong? Listen mate,
He's got Big Goron's Gauntlets.
Can he swing from targets?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes Skulltula-Link.

In the chill of night
During a final fight
with an arrow of light
He confronts Ganon's might.

Skulltula-Link, Skulltula-Link,
Double Clawshots Skulltula-Link.
Ruppees, fame? He's gathered
cutting grass is his reward.

To him, life is a great big chest
Whenever there's a quest
You'll find Skulltula-Link.
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I was a boy user but it doesn't change that my nostalgia boner was is too strong for the series even now.
I still can't help but love it.
Venom also gave me nightmares so there is that. Also, it's Marvel. They're all buff as shit.

I too was a boy and loved it back in the day. But when you start looking back.. it is pretty rough.
Especially since we never got the true MJ ending that we deserved But we got badass Peter with Gwen and their giant spider-robot

I know, just thinking back I can't help but love it more.
Besides, it did give us Blade and Black Cat and any series that does that makes me smile.

Here ejaculates a spider-man

Usually it results in cancer, like this thread

Nice.