Hmm

hmm

Fuck anyone who falls for the edgy meme, i find this funny as shit

Is something technically human if its only half human?

Maybe all Timmy needs to do is make a wish (or a Rube Goldbergian series of wishes) that indirectly kills the babby?

But female faries can't get pregnant. Canonically, only male fairies get pregnant

that's not how fairy pregnancies work

is a pizza still a pizza if I eat half of it?

nobody said a thing user.
though yeah, now that you mention it, this is pretty edgy.

>food analogy
>it's not even apt

that is relevant at all you dip
Is a pizza still a pizza if you combine its ingredients with a salmon in a blender? The answer is fucking no.

A pizza is still a pizza whether I eat half or mix other shit into it because a pizza starts at conception, dude

SWEET JESUS CHRIST!!!!

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I'm having a really hard time imagining Wanda saying "I... I don't know, the condom must have broke!"

Wish for a flight of stairs.

HMM

Can’t he just wish for the sex to have never happened?

lol

is this supposed to be satire or social commentary?

Clearer version.

Maybe it's just a guy making some jokes, dweeb.

His other comics are pretty funny

Sure. But if I ask for a pizza with pepperoni on one side and mushroom on the other, and I eat the mushroom side, then it's no longer a combo pizza. Now it's just pepperoni pizza.

What you're saying is that the thing inside Wanda is a baby nonetheless. What the first user said is that it's half human/half fairy. Therefore it's not completely human. Therefore it can be deletus'd.

But female parents don't get pregnant, this was literally a plot point once

>food analogy
how to spot a fatass: the post

Right, now someone make a version about Arby's.