THE KEK BIBLE

Today we make history, Sup Forums, we are going to fucking write it! Are you with me, my niggers?

Let's create the manifest to commemorate the Meme Wars!

Kek Wills It!

kys

Silence, heathen, begone!

There is no God by kek and pepe is his messenger.

niggers

Trump will win a second term

first ones are cast

nigger

The Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world.

this

anyone else think this kek thing is a little gay at this point?

This entire thing is a load of shit.

Sup Forums is a board of peace

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People also doubted in Trump short before the election night. Have a little faith, pls

> pointing out that jokes are not actually true

This is why nobody likes you autists. We basically just find you boring.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, lest they be nigger or a kike, then thou shalt lynch on sight.

Abrahamic religions are for faggots, kek is the one true god, and kek's message is transmitted through meme magic.

OP is a frogglet

Checked

suck a dick a day, keeps the devil away

The Jewish question has yet to be answered.

KEK is within us all

the messenger spoke from History and his message was: Hitler did nothing wrong

>hillary shalt goeth to prison

The Jews must be eradicated, and white people must have a homeland

Also Canada is really gay

not including the words of heresy, fuck you

You can change the world if you meme hard enaugh.

KEK is not real

Thou shalt meme.

giving your best buddy a prostate massage with your penis is not gay as long as not both of you get orgasms.

In the beginning there was only kek

Trump is literally hitler

If singles Kek is a wee wee poo poo head

The holocaust is a joke.

KEK is the one true god

not a nice thing to say about ur mum

The holocaust was a meme

on the second day Kek created the Holy Messenger Pepe(pbuh)

>Believes in Kek
It was Sup Forums's willpower alone that got Trump into office not some shitty egregore(Kek) so stop wasting energy on Kek

KEK demands tendies as sacrifice

The holocaust was a spicy meme

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>Organized religion based on a chaos god
Kill yourself OP

There is no doctrine and imageboards are his Termple.

"... and the age of white men cameth again, for they have slayeth negroes and the arabs in the most heroic war in the history. The world is at peace again."

kekeroni kekeroni give me the digitoni

Thy shalut not continue with thy faggotry

arbeit macht frei

"xD"

blasphemy

Gay is not okay!

no canadians

Allah is the one true God and Kek is a false idol to be destroyed

gas the kikes race war now

Weebs are the scum of this earth

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bill clinton will die next year

Niggers are the scum of the world thus we must kill them all

Turks are not to be trusted.

You shall beat to death every non-white who commits a crime.

You shall shitpost until course of history is irreversibly altered, and you shall screenshot the prophecies of Kek, manifested by dubdigits.

It is known

On the third day kek made man so he could get his daily dose of chicken trendies for he sadly could not make them himself

Beware the aussies and their lies.

> Building a Bible to celebrate independence
Neck yourself heretic.

White pussy belongs to black cock.

Allah is the one true God and Kek is a false idol to be destroyed

Any previous entries are void

thou shalt not shill against your own people

Niggers must die.

Sup Forums shall now and forever always be right.
Also fuck swedes

Jews did 7/11

So I'm all like "Niggers."

You faggot you cant force meme magic it has to come natural

Hillary should have won.

Weebs are the cancer of this earth

on the forth day kek created the animals so he could have differing flavors of chicken tendies

REROLLInG Is A sIn

And so the lord kek smote the seething, heaving hordes of cuckolds and assmasters, then all was well.

Will reroll if unsuccessful

>blasphemy
You might call it that but I like it's other name... truth.

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Kek obviously doesn't want a book.

Portuguese is superior than Spanish.

I'll make the middle east great again.

Thou shalt not barrage the farage

Jews are degenerates

Where ever you go and what ever you do, muslims must die.

Trump will make our waifu's real

Zimbabwe was great before white people came over

Sometimes it burns when I pee.

Lick a pickle if it tickles

Holocaust never happened
Catholic and Christian church started as jokes that went too far
Rothschild will fall

on the fifth day he stoped to rest because who the fuck works every day after Thursday thats just fucking gay normie shit

Horse Pussy best pussy

Islam is the only true religio

Should it not be the MEME Bible?

Portugal is white.

And Poland will rise from ashes, absorbing what was once the Russian Federation.

Drink milk regularly

Kek's Will Shineth upon the poor lowly sinner... blessed the be, for after a wizard was born

Awshi, shall see where you are, and whether you are happy there