Bavaria

What happens here?

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>redpill me on bavaria
>no additional input of your own

Incest and nepotism.

interracial breeding grounds

niggers, shitskins, rapefugees

number 1 in everything while the rest leeches off of its earnings

Shitskins who think they're true Germans.
And I'm not talking about immigrants either.

Drinking, Oktoberfest, incest, yodelling, weird leather pants, and the most nazi like people in germany

Thanks for your input, you true german.

Why did I have the idea that Bavaria was the most based part of Germany? I always thought it was like the Texas of Germany

>Shitskins

It is.

West Germans are extremely butthurt about Bavaria because Bavarians held on to their identity which is, of course, racist and bigoted.

Worst Germans

Pedophilia and addiction mostly, as well as American fantasies about Germany.

There's a clear conflict between Seehofer and Merkel. He has recently invited Orban to the local parliament

>Why did I have the idea that Bavaria was the most based part of Germany?

Because it is the rest i just whining and hating despite Bavaria outdoing them on every level.

Next to the east they are also the most outspoken against the rapefugees and its state minister was very welcoming about working with trump before he won last week

I loved Bavaria. These were the true germans. After loving Bavaria, I went to Berlin and it was basically America.

Cars, beer and fundamental catholics.

Funnily also best school system that is actually based on results and best police.

It is, but we're still mocking them because their 'german' accent is hilarious and they think they're hot shit while wearing Lederhosen and eating Weißwurst.

Alpendeutsche Herrenrasse.

>haha look at those people taking pride in their heritage

Bavaria is considered west german though, as east german refers to the former Soviet-controlled DDR. The rift runs rather through north/south, with the south being notably more conservative, rich and culturally distinguishable from the high-german north.

>t. Saxonian

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we wuz BAVARIAN N SHIIT

I divide it into south/east/west, I wasn't talking about the BDR/DDR divide.

Beautiful.

Bavarian German is much different than Low German.
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It is and Texas is anything but white.

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>and its state minister was very welcoming about working with trump before he won last week
stop believing his lies. please for the love of god, stop buying their bullshit good cop bad cop game. Seehofer is part of the government, he could have singlehandedly stopped Merkel in the past but he didn't. Not even once.

What's that castle on the right?

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SAUPREISS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Neuschwanstein.

Schloss Neuschwanstein

Neuschwanstein, looks fancy but has next to no historic value.

>fat alcoholic never held a rifle
Bavarias military reserve is bigger than that of the next 4 states combinded. Source: I was a militaryfag. Also there are a fuckload of shooting clubs.

neuschwanstein it is part of the german disneyland

>What happens here?
not much

What did he mean by this?

>ich bin deutscha
>du bist n wichser bist du
kek

>been to munich 11 years ago
>wonderful city
>met my first love

> 2016
>everyone is a faggot or a refugee

what have u done to munich for fucks sake

That he's a Gebirgsjäger and probably catholic as well :DD
Erdinger and Weißwurst, not Becks and Fischbrötchen, okay?
Praise Stoiber

fairy tales

I thought that was in Swabia. The Joachim Low kind of guys.

It's the navy seals copypasta in a bavarian dialect.

kek

>what have u done to munich for fucks sake
vote SPD like all good city cucks