It's a valentine's day episode

>it's a valentine's day episode

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youtube.com/watch?v=LO57F6VLBYc
youtube.com/watch?v=n7I5OLrp6lY
youtube.com/watch?v=DclqE-9vFgY
youtube.com/watch?v=AXvbenr36Wk
youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs
vice.com/en_us/article/vdbjpj/science-says-love-doesnt-exist
youtube.com/watch?v=oLtQLDptI1g
youtube.com/watch?v=e8teRxOSNHs
youtube.com/watch?v=rTEJiLvKOfQ
youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA
yourbrainonporn.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=KbdDvRcxJGs
s3.amazonaws.com/thinkific/file_uploads/85078/attachments/95a/6b7/dbd/Intro_To_NSNG_PDF.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo
youtube.com/watch?v=kkDZPC-M_ek
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You can't be feeling sorry for yourself if you've never even tried in the first place.

youtube.com/watch?v=LO57F6VLBYc

More inspo for you, OP. You need to snap out of it. Let this be the last day you feel sorry for yourself. Tough love.

youtube.com/watch?v=n7I5OLrp6lY

i'm talking about actual valentines day episodes of actual cartoons i'm not trying to fucking blog here

It was a cry for help, OP. I got your back. don't worry.

youtube.com/watch?v=DclqE-9vFgY

Now, are you aware of porn-induced ED?

>i'm not trying to fucking blog here

>You can't be feeling sorry for yourself if you've never even tried in the first place.
just watch me motherfucker

>i'm not trying to fucking blog here
BUUUUULLLLSHIT! You're clearly feeling sorry for yourself. Look at the OP image. I got your back though, OP. Today is a new day.

Now, I don't know if you're fat OP but I'm gonna help you with that too.

youtube.com/watch?v=AXvbenr36Wk

A very simple video that breaks down why you're fat and what you can do about it. More importantly, it explains what you're doing that's KEEPING you hungry even though you eat a lot in the first place.

>Implying mummy doesn't love my cummies.
>implying girls I like never confess to you

Such a wrong boy.

>implying girls I like never confess to you
I think Japan is different because Asian men are feminine in the first place. And since Hollywood and TV lies to us I'm starting to have my doubts as to whether or not that's even true. Although I know they have a reverse valentine's day where girls give the guys chocolate.

Anyway. Here's more inspo:

youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs

DESU explains the friendzone way better but I want you to see how numerous sources enforce the same ideas.

Love is myth! Rick and morty was right. vice.com/en_us/article/vdbjpj/science-says-love-doesnt-exist

Who said anything about love? I'm just trying to get OP laid.

Post single characters.

It might be different in japan, but honesty. I'm murkian and the last 2 relationships I've been in, I've been in because the girl confessed to me. I know it's not the norm, but it is a possibility.

...

I believe you. It's not unheard of but I want to hammer home to OP that waiting around doing nothing is not gonna do him any favors.

Here's another one about weight loss that corroborates the earlier video:

youtube.com/watch?v=oLtQLDptI1g

>it's a whiny incel episode

i just wanted to have a thread discussing valentines day episodes please stop cyberbullying me

Oh yeah, that's absolutely right. Never going to happen if he's not sociable at all. He'll get there though.

DELET

OP, this comes from a place of love, OOP. I used to be like you. I didn't get laid until my FUCKING 30s!!! I'm intervening because I wish someone had intervened with me. I had no brothers or father figures around to show me or explain this shit to me. So I was basing my non-game on shit you see on TV and movies. Hollywood has been LYING to us, little user bro. That's not how this works. What I CAN tell you, is once you start applying this shit you will see almost overnight success.

And by success, I mean breaking out of the friend zone loop. Interacting better with females. Hell, this will change ALL aspects of your life. Don't be like me, a fucking loser who learned way late how to interact with females. I could have been fucking SO MANY CHICKS in my 20s but I just didn't know what to do. Am I making up for lost time? ABSOLUTELY. But I still wish I learned about this sooner.

You know how many times I've slept in the same bed with another chick and did NOTHING? Just fucking stayed awake the WHOLE TIME and didn't know what to do? Like three different chicks. Having to be the emotional tampon as she bitches to me about the dude she's fucking? How many time times I've kissed a girls ass or pretended to share interests in HOPES that she would like me for it?

Bruh, this shit needs to stop. You're Marty and I'm Doc Brown. I'm just trying to save your future, OP!

Fucking please take this in the spirit that it's intended!

>incel

I had to look that up and yeah, that's what I used to be. I CONVINCED myself that I didn't need love, or sex, or that my hand or pocket pussies were better than a real life vagina. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

Or this guy:
youtube.com/watch?v=e8teRxOSNHs

Now OP, this might be a bit advanced for you but you need to learn about the late Patrice O'neal. You need to seak out his video and listen to them. They will man you up real quick. REAL quick.

>"You can't friendship your way to pussy."
youtube.com/watch?v=rTEJiLvKOfQ

Patrice has a LOT of wisdom when it comes to females. You NEED to start listening to this man. I will vet everything he says in this video.

Just launch it and play it in the background.

I still dont understand why these and any mention or celebration of this corporate made gynocentric abomination isnt banned yet and all who push it put to death

Here's a way smaller version of that. It cuts right to the point for those who don't have patience:
youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA

Another incel I see. Please read through the posts. Let this be your last valentine's day alone.

>its a bitchy feminists gets mad women are hated episode
Also porn has no negative effects, stop trying to spread lies because sex triggered you

>porn has no negative effects

>i didn't have x fetish before i saw it on y

pick one

>feminist

Where'd you get that horseshit from? Are you on jenkem?

>Also porn has no negative effects
>no negative effects
>he doesn't know about porn-induced ED
Boy you better stop with that shit. Of course, it has negative effects. How often are you watching it? This is for you, soyboy:
yourbrainonporn.com/


For the rest of you here's more wisdom from Patrice:
youtube.com/watch?v=KbdDvRcxJGs

>"A lot of women sell men on IMPLIED future pussy. I'm not investing in a product I have no clue what it's about."

Exactly. all these dues into ANAL because they're desensitized to watching regular intercourse. All these armpit threads. All the brap threads. And on and on and on. All you trap lovers. You didn't start this way. You have to keep finding stranger shit to get off on.

Why the FUCK would a hardcore feminist post Patrice?

He doesn't know what he's talking about. He probably saw this ( youtube.com/watch?v=n7I5OLrp6lY ) and thought I was a chick. But if you watch the video it's pretty fucking solid information. I almost suspect a guy wrote it but the females seem perfectly okay talking about it on camera. I dunno. Either way it doesn't matter. The information is short and to the point. Don't kill the goddamn messenger.

Nice to see Patrice's wisdom is isn't lost to time though. I re-listen to him every few months.

>Remember being a kid and thought "Someday i'm going to have a girlfriend and do all this stuff together"

Having or developing a fetish isnt a bad thing, prudes

You have..let's see..
365 DAYS to feel lonely and consider suicide, but Valentine's day is the one that triggers you most...
Shit dog, I've heard of Anons who spend Christmas alone, Anons who cry on Father's and Mother's day, tales of people who have lost more than a chance to fuck a random queen bee.
You are a little whiny faggot. You pretend you are alone, but the reality is that you don't know what to do with your life and you try to drive people away from your pity hole.
Give your virginity to a hooker and move on

What's stopping you now? Read the links I posted and get your shit together.

Okay, but changing your sexual proclivities (going from straight to gay) totally is. It's actually more common that you think. Look at all the sissy porn on /gif/. Actually, DON'T do that. Hell, it's not uncommon for GAY men to start watching STRAIGHT porn because that shit doesn't get them off anymore! You have to keep escalating. It never ends.

Anyway, here's one for you fat tubbies needing to lose weight:

s3.amazonaws.com/thinkific/file_uploads/85078/attachments/95a/6b7/dbd/Intro_To_NSNG_PDF.pdf

The bottom line with the PDF above is EXERCISE IS A POOR WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT. You could fucking work out all day and undo that progress in a single meal. Follow this info and eat your way down to a slimmer you. I've gotten so many people to lose weight with this.

That's right. Stop feeling sorry for yourselves and get your shit together, incels.

What the hell brought up weight loss, idiot? Also only faggots need to escalated porn, most people are fine with simple vanilla stuff

Because the entire day is a corporate propaganda message shaming people for being alone, youd know that if you werent such a dirt eating fuckhole thats mad other people are rightfully pissed off at society and the women who stepped on them, just like this bleeding orifice

>most people are fine with simple vanilla stuff
>most
>doesn't know about Coolidge effect
youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

>weight loss
That's for improvement in general. Have you not been reading the thread? There are fatties on Sup Forums. So I spamming what helped ME lose weight.

>i can't believe its the current year and people still aren't
>bug chasers
>pedophiles
>cuckolds whose fetish is to be a literal genetic dead end
>rapists
>cacaphiles

Guess we're just not as progressive as you. Keep your cultural relativism to yourself

>believing the coolidge meme
Most people arent like that, if crazies want to get more perverted then thats there problem and doesnt make porn bad either. Have fun cucking yourself out of sexual release

>most people are okay with vanilla stuff
Becouse most people only look for porn like..EVERY ONCE IN A BLUE FUCKING MOON? They don't need to get their hibbie jibbies only from porn. They have hobbies, social relantionships and overall healthy habbits.
But a desperate motherfucker needs constant stimuli. Adrenalin is their drug and porn is the COOK AND THE DEALER. So Brian starts looking for porn. He faps once, laughs and tries to move on. But he returns to the good ol trusty vanilla pornsite. His fap habits increase and the stuff he gets off to escalates.
MILFs? Nah.
Lesbian? Casual.
Rape videos? Baby stuff.
A muscular alien woman with a hyena dick fucking a furry hermaphrodite while they are both covered in jizz? Thats the stuff.
And it only gets worse for Brian.

>rightfully pissed off at society and the women who stepped on them

I'm sure I was pissed at some point. I totally was a faggot like you who felt sorry for himself and all that other shit. But you know what I did?

I MANNED THE FUCK UP.

You sound like a menanist or some MGTOW fag. Or an incel. Some people can't be helped. You gonna blame society for your problems or fix yourself?

Remember, I told you guys I didn't start getting lad until my thirties. The only thing that changed was I started applying everything you see in this thread. I just didn't know how shit worked. Had I known I'd be fucking way earlier.

You HAVE the information you need! Stop being retarded and apply it!

Or don't. Be a virgin forever. But don't expect any sympathy. You're not owed sex. You probably idolize THIS idiot:

youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo

I don't even want a gf anymore. I just need more money for more booze.

i cant take it anymore.
I come to fucking Sup Forums to forget about it and thats the first fucking thread i see

>I don't even want a gf anymore
Stop lying to yourself.You're a fucking incel. I'm curious, how old are you?

And there is nothing wrong with having fetishes, so shut up and go back to tumblr, cuck
I dont want to become a faggot like you and not give hatred to the cunts ruining the world, so get fucked

>nuh uh those fetishes don't count

oh ok

>I dont want to become a faggot like you and not give hatred to the cunts ruining the world, so get fucked

I'M the one getting laid and you call ME the faggot? LOL

Listen guys, be THANKFUL you were born a man. You have the ADVANTAGE. Think about it, women have to WAIT AROUND for a guy to approach them. But as a MAN? You can approach WHOMEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!!!! Guys, you hit the fucking evolutionary LOTTERY. You think women have the power but in reality the power is yours.

Men are the fuck-ERS.
Women are the fuck-EE.
>Women want to be equal to men. But they can never be equal to me, because they're the fuckee. They will never be the fucker. You are always the one getting fucked. And you HATE that.
>We [men] are BETTER than you! [women]
youtube.com/watch?v=kkDZPC-M_ek

If you're still a soyboy faggot after listening to this MASTER CLASS in game there is no hope for you. You will be a virgin forever.

Men are better than women. Period.

I never said fetishes are bad. But when your only stimuli comes from them, your dick will eventually grow used to them and you will be forced to move on.
But you have yet to reach that point, don't you user? A fap a day and you are happy, am I right? You believe you can keep up like this, don't you?
Oh it will happen. And once you reach that point, you will remember be.
Please user, you need a habbit other than wacking the meat.
You are gonna make it.

You know when cunts start throwing around the phrases cuck and incel that the thread has truly descended into shit, and it is time to abandon ship.

>You could fucking work out all day and undo that progress in a single meal.
Neither weight loss nor weight gain or exercise work that way. And your link is just pretentiously named keto.

>Oh it will happen. And once you reach that point, you will remember be.
Hasnt happend in the 15 years ive been jerking it and it never will

How many valentines episodes actually have consequences? Most of them is basically a character getting a one off love interest and that's it.

Hasn't it user?
Do you remember your past self?

Someone introduced it to me in this thread and it totally fits. These guys have convinced themselves that they WANT to be virgins. I used to be that way as well. It's a perfectly cromulent word. I'm trying to get them to snap out of it and stop lying to themselves.

You can't OUT RUN a bad diet. It's the reason why those Biggest Loser contestants always (I'm generalizing) gain the weight back. You could totally tank a great work out by eating garbage. And working out isn't the answer to losing weight. That's working out for the wrong reason. Do it for strength. Do it for endurance. Do it for fitness. But doing it to lose weight is hard mode. I'm not saying DON'T work out. I do it myself. But if you're lazy, like a lot of people, then don't concern yourself with working out just yet. Concentrate on 95% of the problem: DIET!

And Keto is a lot stricter.

>Hasnt happend in the 15 years
>15 years

Don't you see user? The damage is already done.

I've been doing some research into this actually. I've found two things:
>fetishes can manifest as a form of sexual OCD
>acquired fetishes can disrupt a person's life, keeping them from finding a spouse or in some cases completely crippling their ability to function

The response to this might be something along the lines of "it's the OCD that's bad, not the fetish." But even if we accept this, it still means the afflicted individual has to separate themselves from porn, the same way a recovering addict keeps away from drugs despite first doing drugs for ulterior reasons. Alternatively, you could say that these people are fine, and that it's completely alright if a fetish that they do not want slowly consumes them. That level of doublethink might be a little much though, even for most relativists. I wonder what they would say if they found themselves in the same situation?

For what ever reason, probably social anxiety or low self esteem, some individuals are more vulnerable to this than others. Rather than trying to stop all porn use, or even more "extreme" porn, it's better to educate people so that they recognize the signs of when this is happening to either themselves or others. However, treating pornography as if it's some kind of fundamental cornerstone of sexuality or secularism is ridiculous. It seems modern sexologists won't even dare acknowledge that some people might have a problem with porn, and even if they did, they have to say that it's totally not the porn's fault in the same sentence.

If you faggots are really trying to demonize porn then you belong on either Sup Forums or tumblr, take your tinfoil hate politics out of Sup Forums

I'm posting this again. It's a short, concise video about how INTERNET porn CHANGES the brain. Just fucking watch. What else are you gonna do?

youtube.com/watch?v=DclqE-9vFgY

Here's another post I've collected for good measure. I plan on studying this more in order to find out how these fetishes initially spread and take over individuals, and maybe if there's some particular reason some fetishes have this effect more than others. I have to leave for now, though, but I'll be back in a few hours. Let's see what kind of mental gymnastics relativists can do to justify people feeling like this for the sake of keeping their sacred porn videos.

This is also for you, now get lost

>demonize
That's not what's happening here at all. It's just a word of caution. Why are you fighting against this so hard?

Oh shit, are you addicted?

So when's the last time you had your penis inside a vagina?

Just becouse I visit 10 forums dedicated to handicapped shemale inflation doesn't mean I'm addicted.
Am I right or am I right?

ask ur mum XDDDD

No, im sick of purity faggots trying to turn the world back to the 50s, on both the left and the right. For fuckssake, people also get weird fetishes from fucking other people and not jerking off, there is no such thing as something as ludicrous as a porn addiction. Next youll say sex addiction is real, even though are brains are hardwired to go after sex. Youre pathetic

>It's an Ash Wednesday episode

Holy fuck user not even them but the best way I can describe what they are saying is that if it were booze then having a 26 everyday can be bad for you.

>purity faggots
>calling people purity faggots in a thread where user is giving out information to help fellow anons get laid...

Okay? LOL

So stop deflecting and tell me when was the last time you got laid?

We worry about you user.
Please.
We really do.

I have become a robot... thanks for the red pills.

What did he mean by this?

t. degenerate

repent, sinner. there is still time. the first step is to admit you have a problem.

Not till you stop demanding the world go backwards for your puritan views, filthy regressive

Says the virgin who believes he should get laid without having to work for it.

>Progress is relative to time rather than the individual
>Progress is a modernist straight line
>Inward hedonism has any outcome other than corrupt bitterness

>It's valentine's day

Women shouldnt be such snobbish cunts, fuck you
>thinking penting up your sexuality until you rape an altar boy is better

I crashed and burned horribly while trying in middle school.

Have fun not having any.

Are you serious or ?
Oh. I liked Valentine's episodes when the romance actually made progression, usually in the form of one shot dates or quick kisses.

Neither will you, scumbag

you can bitch online all you want you incel pig it's not going to help you get a gf irl

repent

...

>incel
And yet your god died a kissless wizard. Sure showed me faggot

>Feeling like you're "pent up" on anything
Freedom to be addicted is not true freedom.

Also your two points subtly contradict each other. You think that sex is some dumb imperative because "science®" but you don't realize that women's choosiness is because of their biological propensity for choosing the most ideal father. Jordan Peterson talks about this in detail in 12 Rules for Life.

>but you don't realize that women's choosiness is because of their biological propensity for choosing the most ideal father.
Do you think that excuses it? Women should be forced to give up their bodies to men more anyways

ITT: just b urself bro

So you're going to STOP trying or what? Don't be like Elliot Rodger's ghost over here

JESUS WAS A VOLCEL YOU FUCKING TWAT

There is no difference, he never fucked a women up until his 30s and died like a punk bitchs. Sup Forumsacks have no right to call anyone else an incel when their hero was a fucking wizard

wizard by choice lol

Changes nothing you goalpost moving cunt

here's ur last (you) enjoy your miserable excuse of a life mgtow lol

but srsly you can reverse this is you repent

>internet toughguy militant atheist

LOL, you guys are basically on the opposite side of the coin of bible thumpers. I'm not religious either but I have nothing against people who practice it. If you wanna do that and it helps you, what do I care? You need to calm down, Elliot.

>Women should be forced to give up their bodies to men more anyways
I'll sidestep the rape implication and say that if you behaved like a GROWN MAN and not a bitch boy entitled crybaby you would find women to be NATURALLY submissive anyway. Fucking stop crying like a little bitch.

Women can smell the BITCH stink on a loser a mile away. They naturally detect weakness. And it's pumping out every pore of your body.

The sooner you stop feeling sorry for yourself the better. Stop being a weak little bitch. You bitch.

Have fun cucking your life by thinking everything fun or indulgent is sinful, freak

Never said religion was bad, just calling out his hypocrisy. Stop defending feminists and being a bitch to their beliefs you worthless shitfunnel.

>fun
I'm not him, but yeah. You sound like a real prize over there. I'm sure you get ALL the ladies. :/

>feminists
Yo, pause for a second. The only one bringing up feminism in here is YOU () soyboy. Ironic that something TRIGGERED you to sperg out about feminism. Why you so TRIGGERED?

Okay but for real, where the fuck did you see anyone, OTHER THAN YOU, imply ANYTHING to do with feminism?

DESU for a guy so against feminism you sure do act like a total bitch with all the TRIGGERING and bi-polar disorder. You sure you're not some bitch trying to astroturf?

>if i capitalize certain words thatll make my shit argument more valid

Also that isnt me, Stop hating porn and defending roasties like a feminist and you wont be called out as one, tumblr

Maybe it's because I'm retarded but I have no idea what the blond bitch is saying at 1:12. What the fuck is a "Manny peddy?"