Incredibles 2

So apparently they're focusing on Elastigirl this time around

The plot is shit. Don't try to distract from it with thicc.

>The plot is shit.
I mean disneys been getting worse by the year, but do we even know about the plot at this point?

I guess you could say, the plot thickens.

*thiccens

Man the porn this movie is going to generate will sustain me for years

To be fair she didn't have much of an arc in the 1st movie

CARLOOOOOOOOS

All indicators point to it being the plot of the first one (wealthy guy hires a hero to come out of retirement and relive the glory days, turns out to be evil) but with the roles reversed and more wacky baby hijinks to make up a b plot

Should've been revenge of the underminer.

>people are already complaining about the feminist cancer agenda the movie is supposedly pushing

Fucking lel

>tfw you have no way to discern the Sup Forumstards whining about muh feminism and muh body positivity and the leftist redditor/gafugees false flagging

You just have to report them either way.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Just discuss the movie as you normally would and don’t give autists the time of day.

>All indicators point to it being the plot of the first one (wealthy guy hires a hero to come out of retirement and relive the glory days, turns out to be evil) but with the roles reversed and more wacky baby hijinks to make up a b plot
After TLJ i shouldve seen this coming and shouldnt even be suprised anymore, disney makes the most low quality shit and nothing they out out has any effort in it

Sex sells.

>I don't like film
What part of that is report worthy user? that there are people who exist that don't blindly praise didney before the film is even out?

>Incredibles 1 was about Bob coming out of retirement at the behest of a mysterious employer
>Incredibles 2 has Helen coming out of retirement at the behest of a mysterious employer

Kino?

Yeah I'm actually interested in what they do with her in this. My only concern is that they lean to hard on the "lol dad's aren't real parents!" thing. Focusing on Helen is worthwhile, but there's no reason to perpetuate that stereotype of fatherhood

So like how finding nemo 2/dory is the same plot as the fist one

I don't like film is one thing

FUCKING ROASTIES CUNTS RUINING AMERICA MAGA BUT SHILLARY is another.

I don't see how you got that

The trailer makes it look like it's going to be about Mr. Incredimom

Even if the movie disappoints, we get a surge of Helen art

I hate it's the same plot but with the other parent. They really couldn't come up with anything? Even a "kids want to be heroes, but we don't want them to be", or "kids want to fight bad guys on their own but we want to supervise them" kind of plot would have been better.

Her pussy still looks tight so that is good.

Dickney keep sucking Mavel & Star Wars dick 24/7 so of course their normal shit is gonna be well shit.

I couldn't see Dash or Violet up to anything in the trailer so i hope they get a good side plot about trying to be heros/vigilantes after they're told not to.

>female character that plays foil to Helen is a play on words for evil endeavor
>it's the white heterosexual man that's the secret bad guy

Like the new costume. Film looks like shit though.

I'll have to watch this one on mute if you get my drift eh? eh? eh?

Does anyone expect that the movie will mention that Bob is not hired due to being the start of the fall of superheroing?

That’s been my main worry since the two main plots of the film were first announced a while back. With Helen’s superhero A-plot, Bob and Jack-Jack’s B-plot, and the additional new characters (the Deavors, Voyd, etc.), how the hell will there be enough time to spend on Dash and Violet?

I was really fucking disappointed as soon as I found out this movie won't have a time skip. With something as fantastically mundane as The Incredibles it's basically perfect to see the characters at different points in their lives.

at this point we can only hope for the originals
Coco was fantastic

When

As long as that dick gets happy, that's all that matters, right?

>Brad Bird is the director and writer

I'm guessing the mouse didn't give him total creative freedom and that's why the plot is a blatant rehash of the first one.

I cringe so hard when you fedora tippers say "The Mouse"

>Mr. Incredible babysits
>Elastigirl is a jet-set celebrity super
I predict incest 34 for the first and cuck porn for the second.

It feels like is more about Bob dealing with taking care of the kids by himself...

Anti-Male, Anti Family & Anti White
Fuck this jew movie

Soon, I can't wait

This kind of shit makes me appreciate Monsters University way more, whatever flaws it had, it didn't rehash the first movie in any way.

Leaks say that the sister is the villain

I eagerly await the increased Helen and Violet incest output from Shadman.

dis a false flag?

...

Fine by me.

I meant "guy" in the collective sense not the literal sense.

>Disney is God
Not today, shill.
This will happen.

>Wait 15 years
>Claim you'll only do a sequel when you have a good enough story
>Plot is something that couldn't been spat out 3 years after the first.

More like lesbian cuck porn since apparently Elastigirl is going to spend most of her time with the secret villain and a female sidekick

violet will probaly be stuck babysitting jack jack for the majority of the movie, because bob will be showcased as an incompetent dad

...

do you think Violet wants to have her moms body?

the trailer seemed to focus more on Mr. Incredible's baby-rearing troubles

I think the second violet has a child she's gonna explode into something twice helen's size.

POUND THE CUNNY

>The First Movie end with the whole family working together to save the day

>The last scene was the family taking a pose together as a new team

>The sequel disregards this and focuses on the mom

>So apparently they're focusing on Elastigirl this time around
I doubt they are. The Incredibles was straight-up about family dynamics, all the way to the bone. The superhero stuff was just a backdrop. Whether or not they drop the ball, how would it not be topical to do a role reversal?

It should be easy for you. Leftists are notoriously bad at imitating their opponents. I imagine this is because the influences that tossed genuine liberalism out of the cockpit and hijacked the left in recent years are grounded in an unsubstantiated reality filled with cartoon caricatures of redneck bigots, supervillian politicians, and neckbeard trolls/misogynists. The people they argue with in their heads very seldom look anything like the people they're actually arguing with. They're tone deaf.

I feel like Helen's arc will be more tackling whether she's still Elastigirl or if she'll take on Mrs. Incredible as part of the unit of the Incredibles. Unlike Bob's who struggle through his focus in the first movie about regaining lost glory for Helen it's going to be whether her identity will remain separate from her family or if she'll accept the change and let go of her previous superhero mantle because it doesn't fit her anymore. I predict some comment about 'not being a girl' anymore, which while cliched as fuck would be pretty satisfying.

Either way I want the climax with the family in their iconic red suits, the grey Elastigirl suit is shit.

I really hope Jew-Disney is just a meme.
They really wouldn't tamper with the series like this after waiting so long.

>The sequel disregards this and focuses on the mom
and ends with?

>The plot is shit

Of course it's bad. Disney in general is all about these annoying and IN YOUR FACE Pro-Female movies. Now we got the has been hero of the original movie being a bumbling father who stays home and does the domestic part of family rearing. I mean it's doubtful this is all that he'll do, but the Gynocentric undertones are still there and it's annoying. Sad Brad Bird is likely one of those annoying Liberal Simps with girl power agenda in the brain. I mean anyone remember the scene in Rataouille with Collette threatening Linguini with the knives? If Brad Bird wasn't a beta simp, he would have NEVER had Linguini react to being threatened like that with him saying "Wow" after dealing with such a possibly dangerous violent cunt.

>The First Movie end with the whole family working together to save the day
>The last scene was the family taking a pose together as a new team
>The sequel disregards this and focuses on the mom
eh why everything has to be so cucked now?

Dude DISNEY is the problem. All their fucking movies are Gynocentric. Can anyone tell me the last Disney movie that didn't have annoying Pro-Women themes? Think it was Treasure Planet and even that one had the "Look at how awesome this FEMALE captain is!" scene with Amelia's introduction. Disney is all about female everything. If you got a son? Don't let him watch Disney's garbage.

Gotta appease to the majority demographic of the USA, Single Mothers. Single Mothers will never waste a bit of money if a product doesn't cater to them. Hence all the unrealistically competent female characters or how in Zootopia Nick lost the protagonist role and was replaced by Judy.

>wealthy guy hires a hero to come out of retirement and relive the glory days, turns out to be evil

With an obvious villain name on top of that.

>Leftists are notoriously bad at imitating their opponents
Are you suggesting conservatives are?

>they

You are what's wrong with America.

I didn't hate my cousin until Dumpf came along.

But I've only been around for 4 elections, so what do I know.

>The Incredibles was straight-up about family dynamics, all the way to the bone.
It wasn't though, well, the first two acts at least, those were focus primarily on Bob and his midlife crisis.

>Incredibles 1 is about Bob reliving the glory days with supers still being illegal
>Incredibles 2 is about people taking interest and wanting to bring supers back into the spotlight and they need Elastigirl to do it
>Sup Forums is complaining when the plot makes sense as to why Helen would be needed to show everyone that supers are good, as shes good at saving people, while Bob is controversial as hes the reason that supers got made illegal in the first place
I didn't know Sup Forums was also reddit and need to complain about everything.

Who else thinks this costume is fantastic?

>only saw the first movie dubbed
>watch this trailer
>Elastigirl sounds weird
>look up what the original sounds like
>voiced by a grandma

This is the MILF all of you've been going crazy about all this time?

She looks better in red

I'll be real honest I kind of forgot her voice over the years and have been just staring at the porn.

More agenda pushing there ?

I could never get into her because of her voice, sounds like a chain smoking grandmother. Absolutely disgusting.

It looks like a prototype suit or stealth suit. It doesn't say "This is a wholesome family superhero".

Haha yes I saw that preview too! Just like everyone else!
Oh yeah and I hate the jews and also females! Something something ageda pushing, """"the mouse"""", haha yes good thread lets make 30 more this hour!

You have even been near a fucking chain smoker, have you?

Agenda pushing? In 2018?
Nooo, of course not. /s

Why is her uniform different from the rest of her family? Is she divorcing Bob?

As long as >Shadman continues drawing Incestibles I'm happy

W E L I T ER A L Y K N O W N O T H I N G A B O U T T H E M O V I E

So, the left can't meme?

no man, she sounds like a sexy Southern slut

I half expect they'll completely sideline Violet so they can focus more on Jack Jack

>They really wouldn't tamper with the series like this after waiting so long.
They would. Like they did with the whole of Star Wars.

And the worst part is, they can get away with it and they know it. Turning Helen into a YAAAAS QUEEN SLEIGH-type will only earn them endless praise from the media and young viewers. Like Star Wars.

The first movie came out in 2004. It's obvious that even if they used the same voice actor, she would sound horrible.
Besides, who cares. Nobody cares about her voice. What drives everyone crazy about Elastagirl are those sexy, T H I C C proportions.

I love the synergy between Pixar Movies, Marvel Movies, Star Wars Movies and Disney Moobies.

The Mouse is A L R I G H T

Don't forget Fox.

>Le """mouse"" face

I don't think you understand what "literally" means.

I wanna see Helen please Susan Storm in ways only Reed can.

I T H I N K Y O U R A U T I S T I C A N D B I T C H I N G A B O U T A 1 M I N U T E T E A S E R

>no underminer plot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Disney is going to scoop up so much money this year, it should be illegal.

Nah, I bet the villain this time will be the problematic hair Super

>/s
It's okay you don't have to do that here. Idiots who can't catch your sarcasm can't downvote you

It's for PR. The Incredibles aren't exactly public. They just saved the town from Syndrome and the Mole Man (and for all we know they had help with Mole Man). Elastigirl is probably still more popular now than The Incredibles are. The new costume is for the PR campaign.

She's 40yo country trash, what did you expect her to sound like?

I fucking hate revivals, they're so "uncomfy" for a lack of a better word. They sound good in theory but after countless failures it's obvious that if you can't make timely sequels that ride the hype of the original, you shouldn't bother at all.

They also remind me of how old I'm getting.