How can i harness kek's power to meme my colon cancer out of existence?

how can i harness kek's power to meme my colon cancer out of existence?

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>off by one

A-user I'm sorry...

>87
>87

Kek is just fucking with you now lol

>butthurt

Doubles and you die

It's ok lad, the NHS will take of you

HAHAHA COLON CANCER

YOUR GOING TO DIE FROM ASS-ROT

Why not look to Kek on how to make the best of your bad situation?

Meme for more cannabis research in your country?
Meme for Big Pharma to finally release the cure to the public which they have been withholding due to continuing profits?
>An hero?

you are destined to die...
I'm sorry, you are a hero, but you have to leave. Kek wills it

Reroll

What stage?

i'm going private

even so probs gonna die i reckon

Sorry to hear that user!
You might want to check out Neville Goddard. He explains magic mostly from bible quotes, but it seems to me that it works in the way of kek.

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naturalnews.com/046110_mangosteen_fruit_breast_cancer_apoptosis.html

My buddy had liver cancer twice, got surgery the first time (very painful) decided to let himself die the second time but started eating mangosteen regularly. Even doctors admit that it shrinks tumors but they always say to use it as a "secondary treatment." I know this is some Alex Jones sounding shit but give it a try user. Also eliminate sugar from your diet, ive heard that helps.

Hey user I wish you the best. Hope you get through your troubles.

KEK is a cruel god.

watch anime

kill yourself

Oh i should have added that the mangosteen cured his cancer the second time lol, I wish you the best user

how old are you m8?
half of it is keeping a positive outlook no matter how bleak it feels

Let me try

Kek, listen to OP

>ITT we channel kek to save OP
KEK speed faggot

>naturalnews
Literally kys

>kys
kill yourself

i don't believe the positive outlook crap
it pretty much sucks but i'll just see what happens, worst case i die like everything else

multiply the power! colon cancer out! OUT! OUT!

Review videogames on youtube, and set your avatar to a cartoon tophat

IT'S STARTING UP LADS, GIVE HIM ALL LEVELS OF YOUR ENERGY.

You will be cured.
Screencap this.

>i don't believe the positive outlook crap
it's true though (not the user you're replying to)
this is going to sound kind of retarded but look into rick simpson oil as a suppliment

thinking of you mate

i.. is this the power of memes?

I'll do it for you, best ally!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Holy shit dudes can you try not to sell your miracle snake oil products to a guy with ass cancer, have some respect.

>it's true though (not the user you're replying to)
no it isn't

well maybe if you're horrifically depressed about it

but i'm really not, well i was for a day, now i'm just like wtf, whatever i'm stunned but it is what it is, worrying and getting into a hissyfit like i have done in the past about other stuff just seems retarded.

Kek enjoy your butt cancer, cunt.

>Good man

Go to Amsterdam and get some medical Marijuana. At least youll feel better.

OP dead in 5 months

kek wills it

youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c

Are you one of the nofap shills?

i suggested he look into it as a suppliment, i'm not for a second recommending shunning conventional medicine.
that's fair enough, can't imagine what you're going through desu. just saying keeping an optimistic attitude can really help, this is proven i believe, but if you're a glass is half empty kind of person anyway I wouldn't sweat it

good luck

you could use my digits m8, just remember to praise Kek every morning and evening

How long do you have?

>you're a glass is half empty kind of person anyway I wouldn't sweat it
no

if i was i'd probably be more sad

>38
sorry I guess kek didn't want you to survive OP

wut

Dubians and you will die slowly.

It's what kek wants.

Ignore the poison from the dickheads. Good luck mate.

Sounds like a shitty situation.

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

You're healed!

Cancer out! Kek wills it

cruel, but fair

i belief in u op

KEK!

HEAR US!

HEAL THIS MAN!

PRAISE BE TO YOU!

PRAISE KEK!

Don't worry, you have the NHS! Beautiful, socialized healthcare, lad! You'll be fine.

By the power of Kek I bless you with prostate cancer!

I'm terribly sorry sir,

Some kind advice:

Happiness and lowering your stress immensely helps not only in dealing with cancer, but also in regulating stress related hormones which exacerbate cancer symptoms and cancer growth. Letting it get to you is the worst thing you can possibly do, and even hanging on to a belief of a higher spiritual life can catalyze your personal success.
Many cancers are very genetically specific as well as being a specific type, even among general areas like "lung" "skin" or "colon", and you need to first find out what specific genetic markers are telling the docs what specific type of cancer you have. There are thousands of types of cancer, and the term "cancer" should never be seen as inclusive. Do your best effort of your life to find these answers and please, please adopt the necessary lifestyle changes to let your body naturally fight this disease in conjunction with (and sometimes going against) medical treatment as necessary.

Cancer does not need to be the end of your life. I have personal, familial non-anecdotal proof that cancers are body and gene specific and can be abated with the proper course of action (diet, supplements, and treatments)

There is never a guarantee but there is always a positive way forward. Beleiving in Kek can be your first step, but Kek will not always give you what you want to see the path.

Reroll for testicular

I get a repeating numbers and your cancer is gone.

CANCER GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey, dude, I'm a stage 4 survivor myself. Not of colon cancer, but elsewhere.

If you need someone to talk to, just about life and stuff, let me know.

I'll be happy to send you an email.

>00
>kill yourself

What did Kek mean by this?

I'm sorry to hear this user. If you're going down, make it worth it and take one of (((them))) with you.

With these digits, I summon kek to banish your cancer. It is done.

thx m8

No die from butthurt Kek

Noice

What is 'kek'?

Is it like the force?

Total Trailer Park jihad on the kikes

well play'd user

He's gonna have to stick a frog in his pooper isnt he? That's like the last part of the ritual right?

Checked those repeating demonic digits

>666
I don't trust those digits. I feel you might have a monkeys paw on your hand, user.

>666
What did kek mean by this?