P-Peter

P-Peter

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>"Y-you have to kill all the greasy wop scum you can, Peter.."
Jesus christ, Raimi

i am your father

Must you american faggots always ruin shit with your autism?

I like to think that Peter was adopted.

>"with great power comes great responsibility to gas the jews"

Raimi was ahead of his time

Yes fuhrer Ben?

SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THE VIETNAM LADYBOY ONE

Weird. The version on my DVD went like this.

>"P-P-..."
>"Uncle Ben,what are you trying to say? I know you can get it out!"
>"P-P.... P-Poles aren't white."
>*uncle ben gasps his past breaths and his eyes roll backwards*

>With great power there just also come great responsibility to kill niggers

How did Raimi get away with it?

You're part Puerto Rican
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobey_Maguire

>You're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of a some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

LMAO I die everytime. Thanks user

>"The Human Holocaust? Man that sucks...The exaggerated!, The unbelievable! The falsified! The fabricated....Holocaust-Man!!!
Bit on the nose there Raimi

>Uncle Ben: All the things you've been thinking about Peter, make me sad.
>Peter: Can’t you understand? I’m racially tolerant.
>Uncle Ben': Peter all the times we talked about white pride, cultural marxism, racial purity...all those times I counted on you to have the courage to take a stand against liberal brainwashing...
>Peter: I can’t live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.
>Uncle Ben: You’ve been given a gift, Peter. With white skin comes white power. Raise your hand to the Iron Eagle, son.
>Peter: No Uncle Ben. I’m just Peter Parker. I’m White Supremacy Man no more. No more.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house when we saw this. The look of betrayal and the hurt in Uncle Ben's eyes gets me everytime. Bravo, Raimi.

>Peter I'm dying. Come closer, there is something I need to tell you... You know that kid Jamal that lives two houses down the street? He...he's your cousin Peter... It brings me great shame to admit that many years ago I failed my Aryan ancestors by falling victim to the jungle fever. That sheboon enchanted me with her fat filled ass. I was weak Peter, Aunt May wasn't putting out until marriage, she gave me no choice son. I rode and dominated her so hard that her entire ancestry felt the oppression. Needless to say it was this moment of weakness that brought Jamal into this world. The kid never knew I was his dad. Heck he'd even mow our lawn every other weekend without even knowing the man who created him was sitting right there watching him. Peter...I want you to go to Jamal...and I want you to... hang the fucking spook. Every fucking time he'd mow the lawn instead of smelling like fresh grass it would smell like shit. I'll be damned if my lawn is gonna keep smelling like shit after I pass...
You're a monster if this doesn't bring a tear to your eye

>Peter I've looked into the past of that girlfriend of yours, Mary Jane... it's not pretty Peter... Her great grandmother on her mother's side was named Goldberg... Goldberg Peter, do you know what that means? ...I'm sorry Peter, but she has to go... You know, the one drop rule, we've talked about this... Anyway in the footage I got from the spy cam I hid in her bathroom I found out she has a very decent pair of breasts (a very Semite trait by the way)... Have you ever seen her naked Peter? I imagine you have, you must be engaged by now... Well if you haven't there's plenty of footage on that in my closet... Just don't touch the lower drawers, or better yet just burn the whole closet down when May isn't looking... Goodbye, Peter

Sup Forums has desecrated this man's memory.

It was a different time. We just have to accept that and move on.

I want to read the porn one.

>H-He was right Peter, he was right about everything.

can't even fuckin breathe right now

>"Thank you, Peter"

I cant even remember what the original dialogue was thanks to these threads

t. self hating american

>"Hey you fucking faggot, nice outfit. Did your aids-encrusted faggot partner make it for you, queer boy?"
That Sam Raimi is a public menace . He has to be put behind bars. He can't be allowed to get away with spewing such vile hatred.

>Stop the train to Auschwitz! There are white Aryans on board!
Powerful...

>”Are you in? Or are you out?”
>It's you who's out, Gobby! Out of the Aryan man's patience for you lying kikes and the imaginary 6 million!
>”Wrong answer Arachnigger!”
Jesus Christ Raimi, there is a thing called subtlety

>Peter come closer...
>Pete, I can already hear the cops calling this a case closed mugging gone wrong. If that were the case why didn't the guy take my wallet or at least the money out of it? It's still in my pocket, Pete! Spread my story, especially against the MSM. Do that for me Peter.

>He was white, Peter...
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act,and one of my own gets me
>Was i wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you...
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

>You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant.
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."
I still don't know how Raimi pulled it off

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

You mean Sup Forums. Marvel movie comes out, Sup Forums shitposting increases.

>"Aaarrrggh... it's ok Peter, I've been shot worse. B-Back in winter of '44, we were clearing out houses in Warsaw door by door. We burnt down every Polack stinking shithole we could find. Even if there was a subhuman polish vermin inside, a mother and a couple of her kids, we didn't care. Burnt the whole place down. SS Charlemagne division they called us, an all volunteer squad. I took a bullet from a polack rifle, right to the upper thigh, near my groin. My comrade, Gunther was his name. A young Bavarian boy from Baden-Baden. He was the only one who knew how to extract hot lead from a festering wound. He used his fingers first, then he put his mouth right up to my groin and sucked the bullet out. I tell ya Peter, I could feel his tongue tickling my balls almost all the way up to the asshole. Even after the bullet was out, he kept going. I could feel my hot sweat and blood running down my thigh, he licked it all up, and when he was done it was my turn. I didn't hesitate, Peter, I buried his penis in my mouth and kept choking on it till I could feel his hot cream pumping into the back of my throat like lead from an MG42. I was gargling on it, slurping his every manly juice in writhing orgasmic beauty as we made love in the snow. All the way from the tip of his penis down to his balls and hairy masculine asshole, I licked every last drop of semen till he was dry and satiated in his post-orgasmic euphoria."
Was this really necessary?

>In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.
Christ, not even Aunt May was safe from Raimi.

goat

youtube.com/watch?v=tIf9xVqUCX0

How come nobody has stopped Raimi? He's gone too far.

>What about rent, Man of Spiders? Not pay this month again? It's good, my friends come from old Bosnia next week, I offered fun times for them. Your old aunt still lives alone, yes? Maybe we have fun time with her , hope that she last longer with us than Docter Octopus' late wife did with glass.

youtu.be/06mf-XRjCDM
I think everyone is too scared of him

>tfw Sup Forums jannies get triggered by raimiposting

>tfw Sup Forums doesn't fuck off to its containment board

>tfw newshit Sup Forumsmblrtards think everything is Sup Forums

Man Uncle Ben must be so proud of Peter

>everything I don't like is Sup Forumsmblr or Sup Forums
Nice glass you got there

t. Faggot who started throwing out Sup Forums accusations out of nowhere

I can't read about Uncle Ben anymore without picturing him as an extremely racist neo-nazi white supremacist with deviant sexual tastes and laughing.

Dont forget traumatized Vietnam veteran and possible former SS stormtrooper

>That fifteen minute scene of Green Kike raping aunt May
I think Raimi went a little too far with that, should have just cut from the end of the prayer to the hospital right away.

C-Come closer...I need...I...need...a tailor.

>not so fast flashberg your kind have been pushing us whites around for too long. It’s time I show you what a real “holocaust” looks like!
Jesus...

>rong pig
holy shit that's good

where did that meme come from?

I still can't believe they got away with this scene in a children's movie.

Some fags got offended over the scene where Peter asks that one wrestler if his boyfriend made his sweater. Sup Forums took the concept and ran with it.

Based pornposterbro. I'm sure you'll get the thread deleted THIS time.