Brit/pol/ - BoJo edition

>Boris Johnson says UK is seeking MAXIMUM economic freedom from EU
express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU

>Theresa May launches excoriating attack on Deloitte for 'touting for business' with leaked Brexit memo as Boris Johnson hints UK will leave customs union
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/theresa-may-brexit-leaked-memo-john-mcdonnell-live/

>Britain probably leaving EU customs union, says Boris Johnson
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/15/britain-probably-leaving-eu-customs-union-says-boris-johnson

>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37988095

>Downing Street dismisses Brexit 'divisions' memo
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37983948

>express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/supreme-court-judge-criticised-after-warning-theresa-may-could-b/

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Anime is for nonces

Reminder to vote Yes in indyref2

Seemed to have messed that last link headline up, haha.

Fuck Johnny Foreigner

U WOT?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZxUUQHAWEic

LBC
Nick Abbott on the well known Feminist, Jay Z

rude desu senpai

Nick Abbott is the best presenter on LBC

don't be like that, lad

>you will never have a wife and raise 3+ outstanding subjects of the British empire

kill me

Turns out we're the best of the UK, at least on twitter!
thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/7261964/Top-Twit-Scots-top-poll-for-racist-and-homophobic-abuse-on-Twitter.html?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-ScottishSun-_-20161115-_-664386071

3 of a kind confirms

listen to the entire vid i thought it was tremendously funny

Are you Ragnar Ragnarsson or an expat?

used non-degenerate counties for my version

i'm as Ragnar as it gets

When I worked nights on weekends the best part of my shift was listening to Nick Abbotts show.

I'd love to go to Iceland one day

What is it like, Magnus?

Pretty inbred.

my local Greggs got renovated this week. bought a steak bake for lunch today, can confirm it was not chewy.

heaven on earth
real estate is a bitch though

ah yes, the glorious socialist paradise of scotland

ian collins' show is also good

he listens to peoples opinons and not totally biased like james o'cuck

also nick ferrari but i dont listen often
and are nige

nick abbott is my favourite though

What places in Iceland are stunning but aren't swamped with Chinese tourists?

I presume this immediately excludes the southern peninsula?

You missed Katie

sounds like the UK

Mummy beat me up again, she thinks I've been stealing her underwear because they keep going missing.

why do they keep going missing?

>had this
>she kicked me out because she 'felt unhappy'
>2 months later she's banging a guy from her work

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LBC POWER RANKINGS
>1NICK ABBOT
>2NICK FERRARI
>3IAN DALE
>4IAN COLLINS
>5STEVE ALLEN
>6KATIE HOPKINS
*power gap*
>999JAMES O BREIN

Hey, it says we have the most racists and homophobes, so... check mate ya poofy wog.

I-I don't know, but I'm not responsible.

What type of knickers does your mum wear?

Most likely shagging him before you split. Did she take half of your stuff?

Are they still trying their hardest to block Brexit?

>JAMES O BREIN
would smash this condescending cunt if i ever met him or knew what he looked like

you keep sniffing them don't you

why would she even assume this?

>don't answer, I know

Aye, we'll get off our arses and go burn the Houses Of Parliament down at some point

>Boris Johnson
Daily reminder that Boris Johnson's paternal grandfather was a Turk

>tfw Yorkshire masterrace
Wouldn't have included the West Riding though...

I've actually drove him when I was a taxi driver. He's genuinely a nice bloke but don't agree with his politics

Just be glad you aren't raising his kids lah and be happy to be done with the bint

Yeah probably, we had a long talk yesterday and she assures me she wasn't, but she's known him for years so it's all a bit suspect, not much I can do about it now anyway.

Unfortunately we'd just moved to a new council house and I paid for furniture and carpets and things.. can't take them with me but hey ho. At least I didn't buy a house or marry her.

I was very careful not to be involved with house bills or her debt due to money problems previously.

Hey some bits of West Yorkshire are okay. Though I admit the cities (Bradford I'm looking at you) are fucked.

only actually been to york. was a really comfy city

>FURIOUS protesters have screamed for Barack Obama to "go home" and launched petrol bombs at police as the US President landed in Europe today.
express.co.uk/news/world/732682/Barack-Obama-Greece-Athens-riot-protest-Alexis-Tsipras-politics-economy-European-Union

Yorkshire gods own county

That feel when some foreign-name sounding cunt won the Ebay auction on a game I was selling and hasn't paid yet.

This is exactly why I always get a sigh of relief when I see an English name as buyer whenever I sell on Ebay.

Visiting London this weekend, walked past the University of London on the way to King's Cross.

In about a quarter of a mile I came across:

>'Love Music, Hate Fascism' sticker on streetsign
>Leaflet titled 'Why Did Trump Win the Election' a seminar by the Socialist Workers Party on streetsign
>Bag with 'USOS(?) Palestine' leaning against window
>Latest Private Eye cover (one with Brexit bus decaying in a field) on rooms wall
>Anti-Fa sticker on streetsign
>Maybe 30/40% of people looking weird (dyed hair, piercings, overweight, odd coloured lipstick)
>At least 20% of women wearing 'Fighting Animal Testing' bags

I've never gone to Uni. Is it really this fucking bad?

I have no idea with people having opposing opinions to me but christ it's so fucking full on...

Wheres all the haggis posters tonight?

>I presume this immediately excludes the southern peninsula?
yer pretty much
your best bet would be somewhere like Akureyri or Ísafjörður; both of those have even more gorgeous scenery than the southwestern part of Iceland but without as much tourism

At least TCOGB. Do you get to see your kids as much as you want?

>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan

Probably because the govt is receptive to self-drive cars.

Hourly reminder that Article 50 will never be triggered and the UK will never leave the EU

>London
s h i t h o l e

Ha

apparently it's commies protesting Obama, ironically

>I've never gone to Uni. Is it really this fucking bad?
in a word, "yes"

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You have to go back

One of only 3 areas in Yorkshire to vote remain.

Sure its a nice place. But its politics are the height of Blairism

Do any tourists even go into Vatnajokull?

Tunnocks teacakes desu

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Uni student in UK.

Yes.

London is a foreign country

I see them a bit, I have a really busy scattered work schedule so its not in a routine, and I can't have them overnight at my mothers house ..

It sucks for them really one is autistic the other suspected autistic, they are hard work so she's only made life harder for herself. Meh.

>express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU

>BORIS Johnson has said that Britain will “probably" leave the EU's customs union to open up free trade around the world.

So, that's a huge backpedal. What's going on on your island?

HERESY. This is an abomination

I fucking that. They literally had a vote, and the vote was for leave. Do your jobs as representatives of the people

I walk past UCL to get to work every morning and I see SWP horseshit everywhere

We're getting fucked that's what's happening.

much too wearisome a journey for the average tourist to take on, though you'll always find a few there

>Not Alex Slamond's face

Not really a backpedal, the government has never officially decided one way or the other on single market membership, if the EU insists that we can't have free trade (ie: a custom union) without accepting free movement, then we will leave.

Downloading the new pretty Skyrim. Haven't played iin 4 years.

I follow BoJo on Twitter and I have to say the guy is a fucking dissapointment

His tweets are dry as a bone. Nothing interesting, just literal bulletins of all the boring meetings he has with no name ambassadors of shit tier countries. The guy is clueless and definitely not making the most of our opportunities after Brexit

Meanwhile ARE NIGE is meeting the bloody POTUS for Netflix and chill.

Where do you work?

was wondering if they still had the same bugs in it

never been a big boris fan myself, glad he's not PM

Oh okay. So this news is no news at all, but a twitter with more words. Thanks.

>New Skyrim
I'm tempted but can't justify buying a game I already own

he looks a much a cunt as he sounds

Jesus, these disgust me so much.

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>Playing it on anything other than PC

Cracker factory

I heard it's not worth buying so download to check it out.

Play literally any other elder scrolls game that isnt arena

this thread is shit lads, sort it out

>indyref2
>happening
>ever

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Remove Yorkshire when?

>BoJo's grandad was a Turk
When will this meme end? His GREAT-GREAT-grandad was Turkish (his great-grandad Ali Kemal being half-Circassian). The rest of his ancestry is European.

The worst thing is he's constantly spamming anti-Assad, anti-Russia bullshit about "human rights violations" in Syria.

He's on the wrong fucking side of history towing the Poltically Correct line and is too stupid to realise it.

Nothing wrong with scat porn m8. You gay or something heh heh?

>chatting to girl on Okcupid
>going well
>ask out for drink
>no more replies

I'm trying out a new thing where you try to ask them to meet you in around 15 messages, it works pretty well because you don't waste your time talking to some dumb bitch for 5 days.

Daily reminder you WILL see an independent Scottish nation within your lifetime.

Alas the icelander - how many generations can you trace? You're aware you're Scottish right.

Why?

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