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> walk in
> see this
wat do Sup Forums?

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Her camper's fat is bigger than her tit.

Can I cuddle?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

ask her if she consents to sex

make sweet love to her

impregnate and marry

Shoot it.

Start fucking it raw dog

one of the worst gets of all time

Shes a serious hog of a women. Deplorable in looks and personality.

vomit and die

>american education

no wonder u fat fucks voted for trump

>being so ugly and out of shape you think it's a political statement

I'll stick to my hand, thanks.

you win the american comment of the day

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>THICC

So fucking sexy, a little too skinny though.

Eat her delicious fat hairy pussy until she cums and squirts all over my face

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wtf I hate vagina now

Take this as an act of aggression and take her on in hand-to-hand combat, justified as acting in self defense.

I'd fuck, creampie and cuddle while suckling her tits and pressing as much bare skin on my body up against hers

But now she's got nudes on the internet, fuck that. Also she's got awfully high standards

Call the cops and report an attempted rape by some tranny.

>Being new

I'd probably fuck her. I'd fuck a bunch of different women.

I like her nipples

How new r u?

The triples have truly forsaken you.

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Its lika a car crash. cant stop looking

Clearly you all aren't familiar with that joke.

>being this new

Beat it unconscious and set it on fire

fucking newfags

>being too dumb to notice a joke

What are you, Maori?

>"american education"
there's always a newfag to deliver their lack of memetic knowledge. SAD!

Gag.

Remember I'm dating Lena Dunham.

Walk out.

Start this thread on Sup Forums to convince myself it was just a dream.

I am Jack's totally shit taste in girlfriends.

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>a little too skinny though.

>>>reddit

Kill it with fire.

Am I the only one who feels attracted to below-average women?

I'd worship her

I'm below-average too so I guess it's just my brain telling me to lower my standars if I want to shag.

>Her

Ewwwwwwwww xD xD xD

cute face for a whale

>in a former penal colony
>insulting America.
ok.

youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

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SEXY TIME

nu friends

Ask if her lesbian lover is into 3somes.

I haven't been with a woman (Dunham isn't really one though) so I'd likely hit it

>tfw haven't touched a female in years

Can't stand it when you can tell a woman's pussy stinks

And I mean bad; more "feet" than fish

There's an underlying odor that smells like iron tastes

Maybe a hint of anchovie cunt

Vomit.

sage, report, hide

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Explain to her how it's only the Canadians who club seals.

The ones who ACTUALLY got baited

>American education

penis shrivels
anus puckers

There is a difference between below-average and this thing. This is... just eew.

Numbers don't lie.

I've had worse. As long as I don't have to have anything to do with er afterwards.

Offer it a sandwich

>only pretending to be retarded blah blah
no.

I thought this minger killed herself after the election, sadly she hasn't.

Hey Sam

>missing the bottom most response
>"native american here, we'll take you but only because we don't let any part of the animal go to waste"

>drop my pants
>fart in her face
>leave

Nice (you) magnet, little Australia

Beg to eat her juicy farts.

This.

Offer her a bite to "eat"...

kms

>2016
>being this new

was getting baited part of your plan?

>obese
>no tits

literally garbage tier genetics.

Kill it with fire.

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make her beg me to fuck her in the ass, do it and then make her suck it off.

Is that a post op tranny?

Kill it before it lays a egg

>literally garbage tier genetics.
>Not garbage bag tier

>Start fucking it raw dog
lena has HPV. she talks about it all the time. enjoy your genital warts.

Hi rebbit

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Any pussy shots yet? What about a sex tape? I have this thing about fucking ugly women

>walk in
>see this
i yoke her back and take her to plow my feilds

Ask the little fat boy what he's doing on my couch.

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This guy should stop eating processed food.

hello CNN

>walk in
>see this
What do Sup Forums?

>fall for obvious bait
>get more (You)s than the baiter

I think Australia's on to something boys.

*unzips dick*

I don't know what's worse: people responding to stupid comments, or people responding to the comment on a stupid comment.

>Being new
>How new r u?
>well congrats, you got yourself caught
>being this new
>newfags leave
>fucking newfags

I mean, do some of these people at least consider that a reply to obvious bait, is itself, bait? They are being caught by bait and not even knowing it. Completely oblivious fish.

You all took the bait, retards.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

>when u so fat, kids want their face blurred out of the photo

>nu-male or new fag?

That's for the autistic kid with 3TB of Scooby Doo hentai to decide

Kill her for violating the non-agression principle with her looks.