>Defcon nuclear threat REDUCED to safest level following Donald Trump victory
express.co.uk
This guy said it best:
Trump already better than 90% of presidents before him and he hasn't even started yet.
DEFCON LEVEL 5
Kevin Lewis
Nathan Barnes
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>US DEFCON nuclear attack warning DOWNGRADED to lowest level after Trump's election win
dailystar.co.uk
>DEFCON Lowered to Safest Threat Level After Trump Won The Election
americanmilitarynews.com
Kevin Gray
And final bump just for visibility
Luke Bennett
nice
Elijah Cook
Bump for Trump
Aiden Turner
So they're not going to give Trump the nuclear football then.
Probably for the best - give it to Ryan or something.
Jaxson Wilson
That's pretty hilarious. Not going to stop dipshit libs from calling him a warmonger though.
Juan Richardson
Thats dumb, Trump should absolutely have it. Everyones scared to death that he'll actually push the button, the absolute madman. Who's gonna risk fucking with us now? The worst possible choice is to give em to someone that says they'll die before the use them. Which is why the Day of the Rake comes.
Christian Fisher
Agreed. Wholeheartedly.
I've a great sense of relief with Mr. Trump winning. I feel like I've hit a trifecta. Idk, it sure feels good to jumped on the train at the get go. The future is gonna be awesome.
MAGA
Isaiah Hall
Oh, they won't say he's not been handed it, but bearing in mind that Trump's not even bothered to visit the Pentagon yet I'm pretty sure that the JCoS have already decided "Fuck that guy".
They'll probably give him a nice, expensive looking and securely locked suitcase with a brick and a note reading "lol nope" inside.