Donald Trump is a Mushroom

Donald Trump is a Mushroom

I was hoping you were australian, but nope. Just an american.

No!

I gave OPs mom a mushroom

I figured it was a Leaf

was hoping for a leaf desu

Prove me wrong.

CTR members aren't getting paid past Nov11 sorry OP

Elaborate

Much like Lenin (another famous Mushroom) before him, Trump's ascent into power could not have been predicted.
Their hair only further serves to emphasize that they are related much more to the botanical rather than the human species.
If examined closely, you can see Trump secreting spores in his hair.

15.

Bottle = 10
Burger = 5
Mug = 1
(10 x 1) + 5 = 15

5+1+1=9
you cant even do burger math, you're going to have to go back desu.

if the burger is 5, then how do you reckon the mug is 1? 5+1+1=7, not 9. The mug has to be two, and the answer is 25

I should elaborate, the mug is 2, not 1 and therefore ?=25

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17

bottle is 10
burg is 5
mug is 2

Donald Trump lacks cell walls.

Oh no wait it says X not +.... It's 15.

Wrong.

Lenin is mushroom.
Donald trump is not Lenin.
Therefore, Donald Trump is not mushroom.

holy shit its HOMSAR the nostalgia is real

Shut up, song from the sixties.

Noice.

Burger education y'all.

Sides crippled.